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@tracyh.bsky.social
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Wedding photographer. South Woodham, Essex. Got Rage to number one at Christmas. tracymorter.com she/her

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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 4h
I would not scroll past a badly proportioned photo on a poster these days. It would catch my eye. AI slop... I cannot scroll past fast enough.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 5h
I actually winced reading that. My facebook feed is unbearable now. I'm a small business, no budget for a graphic designer, and get about one day off work a year. Taught myself how to use illustrator to make my own stuff. I did not resort to chatGPT. It's counterproductive. Awful and off putting.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 5h
It's digital litter. Ugly and bad for the environment. You've reminded me of a reel I saw the other day , I also normally hate short things too but unusually for me I did look at this. youtube.com/shorts/wA6KA...
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Can y’all STOP USING AI for funeral posters 😭🥀 #comedy #funny #relatable #antiai #ai
YouTube video by Nicolas Roman
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is true, I find this often happens these days on podcasts and the like.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a whole hour and 40 seconds with Fouracres that popped up this morning!
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SNL UK's George Fouracres Bizarre Sense Memories | Russell Howard's Five Brilliant Things
YouTube video by Russell Howard
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love him with all I am.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We even have a town advert, that Tony Blackburn chose the song for, there was a competition. And yes I asked the Record Office to put this on YouTube. #dailytism www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzkb...
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South Woodham Ferrers Advert (VA 3/8/8/1)
YouTube video by EssexRecordOffice
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I grew up & live in South Woodham Ferrers, a town created in the '70s based on the Essex Design Guide. I even own the guidebook on how they planned it. The guide is designed better than the town. Jonathan Meades called the town saccharine and mimsy. Many of our roads are named after Middle-earth.
Road sign saying "Celeborn street".
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My youngest has a show on his university radio station. He's on tonight so I was just looking at the website. What a lovely sight, such a refreshing change. Because it's free of AI slop. They've gone the other way with an anti-design thing. Grown up internet is rubbish and ugly.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm finding it a little frustrating one down is not filled in when it's so obvious.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Way too much time online is spent checking if something is real. I don't have time for all this fact checking admin. This does appear to be real.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026
this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline…
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True. When I was pregnant with my eldest son, who is nearly 28 now, I did sing Horny by Mousse T at karaoke. LLMs cannot do this.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
Oh my. The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space. Our planet, putting on a show ✨
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh there's a consultation. That is good to know. I know of a situation where a local authority ignored their duty to assess employment status, which led to false self-employment and unfair pay practices, some being vastly overpaid, and some not even minimum wage. All doing same role.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I totally forgot about the Ted Lasso link! It always a treat (although a bit of journey from Essex when I have an early start and late finish) to visit for work. I've never been in winter though. I do imagine the lovely walks I'd get to have if I lived there!
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I often work round your way. I was there Saturday in fact, looking out from the top of The Petersham Hotel I was thinking how peaceful it must be to live here... but then encountering the traffic on the way to the wedding ceremony... not so much.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the most memorable times of my life is watching, well listening and feeling, A Winged Victory for the Sullen perform their album Atomos at the BBC Proms. I was there in person. This made me cry in a good way, the sound resonated with all my being. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMZg...
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Atomos VII - BBC Proms 2015
YouTube video by A Winged Victory For The Sullen
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well I've gone down quite a rabbit hole of thick vocal chords. youtu.be/0uEcCeOBnNo?...
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Mikhail Zlatopolsky - Vocal Range
YouTube video by Matthew Dockray
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That absolutely made me look, well rather listen. He sounds like the heptapods in the film Arrival.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a ‘man’. 🧐
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Protester? That’s a funny way of spelling domestic terrorist.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I persuaded my teacher to let us sing the songs of Grease 2. The whole class stood at the front like a choir singing Cool Rider.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your ears must have been burning.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's nearly 3am and this has reminded me about the brothers who were cobblers and Nazi party members and founded Adidas and Puma and had a ongoing feud. And now I have to remind myself of the details.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Piddington village green with Wicker Man
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think what we've learned is, you need to pick your support acts carefully.
A magazine ad for Einstürzende Neubauten with Showaddywaddy at the National Club, Kilburn High Road, London NW6
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What I would do for a nice frost this year. It used to be snow but my hopes have been lowered by recent years. It's a frost I dream of now.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran wanting to remain neutral is sending me lol. Dudes worth £200m+. My brother in Christ if you cannot speak freely who the fuck can lol
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh no. I do hope not. I want proper autumn weather now. I want to wear jumpers again.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How I'd love to sleep as well as my cat!
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here's my Chase asleep on my bed last night.
A tuxedo cat sleeping on a bed with a blue pussy willow patterned bedding.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was it Joanne?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My OnlyFans name.
Pack of festive round maize snacks in Asda.
Called Jolly Hot Maple Baubles.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Give Us A Clue S13, feat. Richard O'Sullivan, Mary Parkinson. Part 1 of 2.
YouTube video by brozotes
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Major Channel 4 news investigation reveals corruption at heart of Tatooine establishment
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It felt somewhat straight-to-video to me. I expected more.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think failing to issue an SDS alone should incur penalties. The consequences compound, enabling even more rules to be dodged down the line. This should be part of the Fair Work Agency cracking down on false self-employment. No point in having rules if there are no consequences for breaking them.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Failing to assess employment status and issue a Status Determination Statement enabled a local authority to not only pay some less than minimum wage for years, but also pay above regulated public sector rates to others. They ignored advice from their own HR dept.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🔴 Police Contradict Reform Council Over Claim Town Centres are ‘Unsafe’ Due to Asylum Seekers Force says Braintree, Colchester and Chelmsford “are safe” and crime is down, as Reform-run county council launches £150,000 private security patrols over asylum seeker arrivals
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Police Contradict Reform Council Over Claim Town Centres are 'Unsafe' Due to Asylum Seekers
Force says Braintree, Colchester and Chelmsford "are safe" and crime is down, as Reform-run county council launches £150,000 private security patrols over asylum seeker arrivals
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Ricardo 🇵🇸 @thoughtcat.com · 30/08/2026
My cup runneth over. Too many fine lines to quote here www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Stewart Lee: Ofcom won’t touch GB News. But now it’s demanding a right of reply for jokes
The regulator has ruled against me over a mistake I made about an ex-Tufton Street campaign manager on a comedy show. The consequences seem like bad news for off-the-cuff banter
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Beer, wine, sun, sea, pies, pies, beer beer beer, fudge, mushroom flan, see you soon
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm a wedding photographer, and yes, I've seen so many bands do the stomp-clap-hey thing at weddings. Mumford are to blame. But when I talk to the band, they are just doing this for work, it's not what they really love. They are talented musicians, their real work is great, but bills need paying.
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