Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fucking exhausted on my way to play rehearsal but as I exited Wimbledon station I saw someone so excited to see his friend he literally jumped in the air and clicked his heels together and god damn it that’s gonna get me through the next two and a half hours 010
Reposted by MarshallMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more 249974
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you’re on the final line and the assignment says iambic pentameter but also it’s like 3:00 in the goddamn morning 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This specific joke was the moment I knew SNL UK had the juice 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There’s gonna be so much goddamn ocarina music in my house in November 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I keep on this path my memoir will bear the title “Marmite Farts” 010
Reposted by MarshallJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 95144952731
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026On the bright side this was how I learned of the existence of the Nissan Micra which is adorable as hell and I kind of want one now 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Somewhere out there in the world there’s a woman in her 50s or 60s who circa 1995 at a Claire’s Boutique in Chesapeake Virginia did my first ear piercing I wonder what she’s up to I hope she’s well 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One downside to being on holiday in Spain is I didn’t bring my tweezers and my eyebrows are approaching what I like to call the Full Gandalf 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Get you a partner on the spectrum who likes getting roasted in the group chat 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Follow me for more tips on keeping the magic alive after sixteen years 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Normally would never amplify this sort of thing but I want the clout if someday we find out 1) this was a bit and 2) that’s Amy Sedaris 000
Reposted by MarshallRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable! 502301526
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Happy New Bobby Fingers Content Day to all who observe 🙌 (It isn’t live yet, you’ve got an hour and a half to dim the lights and get comfortable)youtu.beJohnny Depp's BedYouTube video by Bobby Fingers 021
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“Play ball, or you’ll be back doing R-rated hypnotism at the bull fight so fast, you won’t know what hit you” Fucking hell 30 Rock this episode is seventeen years old how do you still contain undiscovered treasures 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/20261) no it doesn’t 2) can you hear and understand them? Then it’s fine 3) so are they holding it “dainty” or aren’t they, because if they are… no you can’t 4) or maybe it’s their only mic and it wasn’t worth the faff of clipping it for this video 5) no it doesn’t Srsly dogg who cares 100
Reposted by Marshallalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026said it before and i'll say it again: the number one writing hack is just to make friends. you can either spend an hour in an obscure & contentious reddit forum trying to figure out what a 2012 camaro sounds like or you can ask your buddy, the Car Guy 191790347
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(Reading drunk texts from the night before) since when tf do I use the word “cogent” 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Btw if you can get to W London tomorrow, the play I’ve been doing is wrapping up. I’m well proud of how it all came together. Also I did the sound design for it. Built that headset too. 020
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I misread “bartender” as “barber” and why yes that does say more about me and my recent circumstances why do you ask 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026On a morning train to Manchester for work, went past an interesting looking church, immediately found its name and discovered among its wall hangings is a coat of arms with a motto that translates to “God Feeds The Ravens” and like, not everything about Living In The Future is terrible 100
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Okay how much does context count with this Because Rise of Skywalker might not have clinched it on its own but it was the last movie I saw in a theater before lockdown 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I missed a button on my 501s this morning and no one on the entire London Underground or Great Northern Rail Service let me know, Nation Of Strangers indeed 😞 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Cracking eggs (in the trans sense and also the broader LGBT+ sense) is so important that when Alison Bechdel’s “Fun Home” was adapted into a musical this one single-page moment got its own song, which they performed at the Tonys (and also won Best Musical incidentally)youtu.beFun Home Performance Tony Awards 2015YouTube video by Tony Awards 040
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’ve never been able to decide if it’s a rite of passage or if I should feel guilty that this describes my first eight months in London 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/07/20269pm last Friday night, stepping on to an eastbound District Line train originating from Wimbledon, to find it absolutely packed front to back with Alasdair's dad. 020
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/06/2026On the one hand we must extend a modicum of grace and mercy to those still grappling with the cold realization that our shared reality is not in fact Sorkinland but my dude it’s been nearly a damn decade 100
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/06/2026🇬🇧 my mayor Muslim 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 my bagels okay (when and if I can get them) 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 not sure what the Archbishop of Canterbury is up to these days 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Apologies for the interruption 🇬🇧 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026To the surprise of no one I was up until 2am watching YouTube cosplayers fuck around with arduino boards 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This was very useful after catching up on Spider Noir last night and I was losing my damn mind trying to figure out where I knew that one guy from 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Justice for hybrid employees doing an in-office day today but they’ve started working on props for an upcoming theatre thing and now all they want to do is watch YouTube how-tos on running LED strips off an Arduino board 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Me justifying a packet of M&S mixed nuts to myself because I did all of, what, 32 pushups today 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I think here today on my third or fourth Saturday afternoon rewatch I’m finally ready to acknowledge American Gangster (2007) as my personal Dad Movie I mean I’m goddamn 43, it’s long past time I had one 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Holy shit I do NOT need this automated robot giving me 35 years later PTSD 000
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Currently back in the states for a few days and having at least one first-time experience 010
Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/05/2026iOS notification banners at the top of your screen should be impossible to tap on (and thus activate) for the first 0.33 seconds they’re on screen Swipe to dismiss? Sure. But actually tap on? What in the world of human reaction times makes you think that’s what my finger was aiming at 100