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@llahsram.bsky.social
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American in London making too much noise

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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking exhausted on my way to play rehearsal but as I exited Wimbledon station I saw someone so excited to see his friend he literally jumped in the air and clicked his heels together and god damn it that’s gonna get me through the next two and a half hours
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you’re on the final line and the assignment says iambic pentameter but also it’s like 3:00 in the goddamn morning
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This specific joke was the moment I knew SNL UK had the juice
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(0:50 of horn music then) ba-da-da-da dat dat DAH:
A wikihow style illustration of a snake tail with a call out bubble identifying the cloaca
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s gonna be so much goddamn ocarina music in my house in November
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I keep on this path my memoir will bear the title “Marmite Farts”
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On the bright side this was how I learned of the existence of the Nissan Micra which is adorable as hell and I kind of want one now
A silver Nissan Micra driving along a road. Its windows are proportionally large enough that it looks like a dang old Richard Scarry Busytown car (complimentary)
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somewhere out there in the world there’s a woman in her 50s or 60s who circa 1995 at a Claire’s Boutique in Chesapeake Virginia did my first ear piercing I wonder what she’s up to I hope she’s well
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One downside to being on holiday in Spain is I didn’t bring my tweezers and my eyebrows are approaching what I like to call the Full Gandalf
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Go home sun you are drunk (📍Bustares, Spain)
A partial solar eclipse, headed towards totality. Photographed through eclipse glasses.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Get you a partner on the spectrum who likes getting roasted in the group chat
WhatsApp conversation, first bubble “Shopping was difficult”, second bubble “Don’t listen to her, shopping was a wonderful time and she loved trying on a bunch of unfamiliar fabrics with weird shit on the wrists”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Follow me for more tips on keeping the magic alive after sixteen years
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Normally would never amplify this sort of thing but I want the clout if someday we find out 1) this was a bit and 2) that’s Amy Sedaris
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy New Bobby Fingers Content Day to all who observe 🙌 (It isn’t live yet, you’ve got an hour and a half to dim the lights and get comfortable)
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Play ball, or you’ll be back doing R-rated hypnotism at the bull fight so fast, you won’t know what hit you” Fucking hell 30 Rock this episode is seventeen years old how do you still contain undiscovered treasures
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
1) no it doesn’t 2) can you hear and understand them? Then it’s fine 3) so are they holding it “dainty” or aren’t they, because if they are… no you can’t 4) or maybe it’s their only mic and it wasn’t worth the faff of clipping it for this video 5) no it doesn’t Srsly dogg who cares
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
said it before and i'll say it again: the number one writing hack is just to make friends. you can either spend an hour in an obscure & contentious reddit forum trying to figure out what a 2012 camaro sounds like or you can ask your buddy, the Car Guy
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(Reading drunk texts from the night before) since when tf do I use the word “cogent”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Btw if you can get to W London tomorrow, the play I’ve been doing is wrapping up. I’m well proud of how it all came together. Also I did the sound design for it. Built that headset too.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
solidarity to my fellow radar jammers out there 🤝
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I misread “bartender” as “barber” and why yes that does say more about me and my recent circumstances why do you ask
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who could forget David Byrne’s Gavin Rossdale phase
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On a morning train to Manchester for work, went past an interesting looking church, immediately found its name and discovered among its wall hangings is a coat of arms with a motto that translates to “God Feeds The Ravens” and like, not everything about Living In The Future is terrible
An ancient coat of arms painting, mostly aged and brown now with reds whites and blacks still surviving
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Solidarity with my chickenbutt brethren back home 🙏
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay how much does context count with this Because Rise of Skywalker might not have clinched it on its own but it was the last movie I saw in a theater before lockdown
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I missed a button on my 501s this morning and no one on the entire London Underground or Great Northern Rail Service let me know, Nation Of Strangers indeed 😞
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cracking eggs (in the trans sense and also the broader LGBT+ sense) is so important that when Alison Bechdel’s “Fun Home” was adapted into a musical this one single-page moment got its own song, which they performed at the Tonys (and also won Best Musical incidentally)
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Fun Home Performance Tony Awards 2015
YouTube video by Tony Awards
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ve never been able to decide if it’s a rite of passage or if I should feel guilty that this describes my first eight months in London
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The only “Black Flag resynced” I care about
Me in a white tee sunglasses and face mask, standing in front of greenery. The tee is a Black Flag parody that says “WIFE GUY”
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(Mike Patton voice) IT’S THAT
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
9pm last Friday night, stepping on to an eastbound District Line train originating from Wimbledon, to find it absolutely packed front to back with Alasdair's dad.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeah that’s a “Barliman Butterbur” if I ever saw one
The landlord of The Prancing Pony, as seen in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We’re back on top babyyyyyyy
My most recent Wordle stats, showing I’ve now finished 67 plays with two guesses versus 66 plays with six guesses
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
On the one hand we must extend a modicum of grace and mercy to those still grappling with the cold realization that our shared reality is not in fact Sorkinland but my dude it’s been nearly a damn decade
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🇬🇧 my mayor Muslim 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 my bagels okay (when and if I can get them) 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 not sure what the Archbishop of Canterbury is up to these days 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Apologies for the interruption 🇬🇧
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You guys: Patton Oswalt’s new hour is so fuckin good
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
To the surprise of no one I was up until 2am watching YouTube cosplayers fuck around with arduino boards
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This was very useful after catching up on Spider Noir last night and I was losing my damn mind trying to figure out where I knew that one guy from
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Justice for hybrid employees doing an in-office day today but they’ve started working on props for an upcoming theatre thing and now all they want to do is watch YouTube how-tos on running LED strips off an Arduino board
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me justifying a packet of M&S mixed nuts to myself because I did all of, what, 32 pushups today
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🎶 bad girls do it well 🎶
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think here today on my third or fourth Saturday afternoon rewatch I’m finally ready to acknowledge American Gangster (2007) as my personal Dad Movie I mean I’m goddamn 43, it’s long past time I had one
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Holy shit I do NOT need this automated robot giving me 35 years later PTSD
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Currently back in the states for a few days and having at least one first-time experience
Side on of a Cybertruck in a Whole Foods parking lot. In front of the steel monstrosity is me wearing sunglasses grinning and doing an aggressive thumbs-down
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is some CLASSIC onion energy right here ✨
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
iOS notification banners at the top of your screen should be impossible to tap on (and thus activate) for the first 0.33 seconds they’re on screen Swipe to dismiss? Sure. But actually tap on? What in the world of human reaction times makes you think that’s what my finger was aiming at
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