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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That dude is a freak and totally a Vinegar Syndrome sicko for sure

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Huffing gas fumes used to be a cheap way to get high, I guess not anymore

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You'd think she'd be nicer to a guy who could write her a Vicodin prescription.

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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

with dems like these

Brad Sherman staring slackjawed at a feed of woman in lingerie in the window seat of an airplane. the images are clearly visible to anyone around him because he's browsing from a large tablet resting in his lap

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Shouldn’t it be Horton Hears a Whom?

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Y’all heard of horse hair bed? A bed made of horse hairs Wha about OOPS! ALL PANTIES bed for a bed made of worn panties. Imagine how soft it would be!

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Instead of a creepy laugh, The Clitkeeper has an orgasmic laugh

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Clitkeeper opens and closes every scene

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Tales From the Crypt porn movie but it’s called Tales From the Clit

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If 70mm film is so good maybe they should make 7m film so it’s even better picture to watch on largest screen possible

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Perfect! Really looking forward to learning more about their culture. And their giant women!

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Does anyone know if there will be a novelization of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey? I’m hoping to learn more about the giants! #TheOdyssey

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hegseth wants to test the T of everyone over 30. Call that the HRT locker.

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This man is stupid or mentally ill and thus should not be receiving publicity! My god man get a real hobby!!!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

they’ve been passing the video from the Ring around the Senate

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Peanut butter is not lube?

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Travis Kelce finally losing his virginity

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Curious that AMERICANS celebrate their Independence from the BRITISH using a CHINESE invention. If I were an AMERICAN I would INVENT A NEW WAY to celebrate this occasion!!! #4thOfJuly #America250 #IndependenceDay

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026

i hope tom kean becomes a synonym in our culture for collecting a paycheck while doing absolutely nothing

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I didn’t know New York had a basketball team

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Although President Trump adding his own name to the Kennedy Center was undeniably gauche, it remains true that the center should have a name that appeals to everyone, not just Democrats. I propose that it be rechristened the “Lee H. Oswald and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”

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Ziti @zeetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Abolish ICE and free them all is the only righteous position.

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Is it true that NASA stands for Not Another Space Adventure?

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

B.A. Baracus maybe the best name ever created for TV or movies?

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Imagine someone discovered a new element & named it Epsteinium & the scientist who discovered it sent an email to Jeff “This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration” & Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)”

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

If he talk that Racist shit to me he gon be TOM BROKEJAW

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Piss genre porn parody: JACOB’S BLADDER

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Fiona Dourif slap me and step on me

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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 30/01/2026

Me every morning in this fucking country

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Truly crazy that Hollywood hasn’t made a better movie than TENET in the past 6 years.

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/01/2026

Great call from the haters.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Which @wikipedia.org editor hates Logan Marshall-Green? Lmao why did they choose this picture???

Screenshot of Wikipedia page for Logan Marshall-Green

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Thank you for your support 🫡

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The Amazon Prime Video logo kinda looks like a dick now right?

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Vecna is Jeffrey Epstein-coded

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/12/2025

this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand.

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Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike

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