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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pausing to note that Feastables has always been a terrible name for what are mostly sweet snacks. A feast conjures up images of substantial, savory meals fit for a king! Come back to me when he is marketing an Italian sub

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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Feels insane to say, but I absolutely adore moderating the @garbageday.email / @panicworld.com discord. Over 3k members but it’s actually…fun, for the most part?it’s a thriving community and is wildly positive, and I genuinely enjoy most of the super active poasters

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

came in fluffer? no, i said cayman fluffer. the herpetology lab needs a semen sample

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

now everyone has to drink at never have i ever been fisted

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

imagine fucking up wiping so bad a stranger offers to go over the tutorial again

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"THIS IS FOR MAMDANI'S GROCERY STORES" I yell as I slash a man's tires

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Every song is a county song unless you record it in international waters.

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hegseth wants to test the T of everyone over 30. Call that the HRT locker.

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

To the tune of Sombr. How can we go back to eating Ham When we just fried an Egg

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In the Lego vip line straight up brickin it. And by it let’s just say. My peanuts

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

kinsey scale but it's just all variations of of bi flags for everyone that isn't 100% homo or hetero

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Movie pitch: a woman who is resisting her ADHD diagnosis called But I'm a Virgo

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

There is no one left to tell me that I am not alone

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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Synchronicity

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

A stick figure says "youre ensconced in a bubble!" To a group, the group give a big thumbs up and go back to talking. The stick figure then says "I'm being dogpiled"

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

peptides are serums for people who worry about the birth rate

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Any sufficiently advanced bad take is indistinguishable from TCW.

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Women in their 40s lip syncing to 90s alt rock songs on tiktok is the millennial equivalent of boomers in the 90s starting cover bands to play classic rock hits.

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Vibe coding" being embraced as a positive descriptor is a perfect example of what Roland Barts was talking about when he said The Right will always coopt the language of social justice for their own means.

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

“You can just say they’re step clowns and it doesn’t cost you anything”

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lifeofahunter @lifeofahunter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The booty go clap????

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Garbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

maybe its just me but its so much nicer to actually know my neighbors, they share chili with me on the patio.

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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

this is what peak job performance looks like

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