Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Huffing gas fumes used to be a cheap way to get high, I guess not anymore 000
Reposted by VentusThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You'd think she'd be nicer to a guy who could write her a Vicodin prescription. 1334340
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Y’all heard of horse hair bed? A bed made of horse hairs Wha about OOPS! ALL PANTIES bed for a bed made of worn panties. Imagine how soft it would be! 000
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Tales From the Crypt porn movie but it’s called Tales From the Clit 100
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If 70mm film is so good maybe they should make 7m film so it’s even better picture to watch on largest screen possible 000
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Does anyone know if there will be a novelization of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey? I’m hoping to learn more about the giants! #TheOdyssey 140
Reposted by VentusGarbage Day Bon Mots @youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hegseth wants to test the T of everyone over 30. Call that the HRT locker. 054
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This man is stupid or mentally ill and thus should not be receiving publicity! My god man get a real hobby!!! 000
Reposted by VentusBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208665336
Reposted by Ventusthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026they’ve been passing the video from the Ring around the Senate 151561214
Reposted by Ventusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that 415247954
Reposted by VentusRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Travis Kelce finally losing his virginity 129918
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Curious that AMERICANS celebrate their Independence from the BRITISH using a CHINESE invention. If I were an AMERICAN I would INVENT A NEW WAY to celebrate this occasion!!! #4thOfJuly #America250 #IndependenceDay 020
Reposted by Ventusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026i hope tom kean becomes a synonym in our culture for collecting a paycheck while doing absolutely nothing 1612916342
Reposted by VentusAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/06/2026its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything” 273601691
Reposted by Ventuse.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...theonion.comGuy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AISAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei... 3087202384
Reposted by Ventuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Although President Trump adding his own name to the Kennedy Center was undeniably gauche, it remains true that the center should have a name that appeals to everyone, not just Democrats. I propose that it be rechristened the “Lee H. Oswald and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts” 1968943
Reposted by VentusZiti @zeetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Abolish ICE and free them all is the only righteous position. 07118
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026#GreatDepressionIndicator variety.com/2026/tv/news...variety.com‘My Name Is Earl’ Star Jaime Pressly Launches OnlyFans: ‘I’ve Always Believed in Evolving With the Times’ (EXCLUSIVE)Jaime Pressly is following in the footsteps of Shannon Elizabeth, Drea de Matteo and more as the latest Hollywood star turned OnlyFans creator. 000
Reposted by VentusChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice. 1083702898
Reposted by VentusBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026 1381441832
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Is it true that NASA stands for Not Another Space Adventure? 000
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026B.A. Baracus maybe the best name ever created for TV or movies? 010
Reposted by VentusFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words." 16545441274
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Imagine someone discovered a new element & named it Epsteinium & the scientist who discovered it sent an email to Jeff “This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration” & Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)” 001
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If he talk that Racist shit to me he gon be TOM BROKEJAW 000
Reposted by VentusCarli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 30/01/2026Me every morning in this fucking country 542471128
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Truly crazy that Hollywood hasn’t made a better movie than TENET in the past 6 years. 000
Reposted by VentusI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/01/2026Great call from the haters. 0999
Reposted by VentusKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928747021348
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Which @wikipedia.org editor hates Logan Marshall-Green? Lmao why did they choose this picture??? 000
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025The Amazon Prime Video logo kinda looks like a dick now right? 210
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous 020
Reposted by Ventusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/12/2025this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand. 383448528
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike 010
Reposted by VentusBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed. 273155375763
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 12/12/2025David Harbour starring in a TV show called “DTF St. Louis” is a little on the nose 000
Reposted by Ventusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/12/2025there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is. 15553071108
Reposted by Ventusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane 5289182111
Ventus @toxicgoat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025there wasn’t a The Hunger Games porn parody called The Horny Games, what are we even doing here?? 010
