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TortiousTroll

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10h
of all the people who should not want to play this particular game, jd vance is at the top of the list
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 13h
Did anybody ever pay that AmEx bill?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 14h
lol imagine being too overtly corrupt for the Trump administration
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
I say we tally up all the times JD Vance has brought up the subject of transgender kids in public and all the times Talarico has brought it up to see exactly which one's hard drive we need to inspect.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How it’s going
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hmmmm, wonder why Katie Miller deleted this tweet?
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The thing is, in his rancid pudding brain, he truly believes this is how it works.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Friendly reminder that the newspapers ran this as a thing that was real
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s like writing up an Epstein profile and ignoring his sex crimes
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Something I will never understand as long as I live is phony intellectual Republicans giving free advice to Democrats. The only advice I have for Republican politicians I'd care to share with them can't be posted on here
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He had like a decent game and a half of football and a bunch of people beclowned themselves with “well, you gotta hand it to him …” takes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT EVER AGAIN
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 11/10/2026
ok i’m kind of miffed that the russian bot farm problem was this easy to mitigate against and i really wish ukraine had done it years ago now
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We used to make shit, build shit in this country. Now we put our hand in the next guy's pocket. Or so I was once told. This shit is going to make the mortgage-backed securities scandal look like a time of modulated economic growth and sober investment opportunity.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That American society has not achieved this is indicative of the same corporate state of mind that gave is the 1975 Chevy Vega. Or smart phones that change their charging inputs at regular intervals. Waste or obsolescence is profit.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.
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Revenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I could say you're a bunch of slobs and <ROAR OF APPLAUSE>
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
What To Know About ‘The Social Reckoning’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the…
Q: Who’s the writer and director?

A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this slaps so hard if you've had a lobotomy
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t help but notice that ICE keeps claiming that people it shoots were trying to ram the agents with a car, and then video keeps proving that’s a lie.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Illegal entries are down under Trump, but he's cut legal immigration even more than illegal immigration. The cuts to immigrants, refugees, parolees, students, H-1B workers, and fiancés were 2.7 times as large as the cut in Border Patrol arrests and evasions. www.cato.org/blog/trump-c...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity theonion.com/fbi-classifies-not-fin…
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity
Those Who Leave Uneaten Bites On Plate Declared ‘Enemies Of The People’
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
this is some real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb stuff. if nothing else ossoff sure knows how to talk shit
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dlvr.it
Cowboys-Bucs was not a great night for Al Michaels
Al Michaels is one of the broadcasting GOATs. That fact is unquestioned. But whether he should be calling NFL games on national television in 2026 is up for debate. Michaels signed with Amazon Prime Video to lead their Thursday Night Football franchise and is on a year-to-year basis with the streamer. When Amazon won NFL rights, Michaels’…
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Kevin Wardrop @kevinwardrop.nitemayr.com · 08/10/2026
"A Bigger Boy Did it" Super Politicians!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Profiles in No Courage
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/10/2026
Elites are pathetic, contemptible cowards, part batrillion.
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EU drops sponsorship of disinformation conference at Trump officials’ request
Lithuania and Canada were also pressured to withdraw, and days before #Disinfo2026, logos were wiped off website
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s amazing how they can’t bring themselves to say something serious but noncommittal like, “I’ve seen these reports and it’s concerning. We will investigate it and find out the truth.”
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Every oval that Americans fill in on the D side of a ballot this fall is them saying Fuck Donald Trump as loudly and clearly as possible. And Hakeem Jeffries wants to check his swing if he dares to utter it himself? Sit on a gavel, you fucking clown.” defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, it’s several generations since his family arrived in “the new world.” Not the US; “the new world.”
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
ALT: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whoa. @haleaziz.bsky.social has the scoop on a truly insane plan to use some military training ships for deportations, with people presumably shackled or locked in cells for days at a time as they transit to Central and South America. Each journey would be staggeringly expensive — and dangerous.
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Trump Administration Considers Using Ships to Deport Immigrants (Gift Article)
Journeys to destinations including El Salvador and Venezuela could take days and cost millions. Officials cautioned that discussions are still preliminary.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.ai.gov
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ITEP @itep.org · 08/10/2026
NEW: Americans in nearly every income group are paying more under President Trump's second term in 2026. The overall impact of inflationary policies, OBBBA's top-heavy tax cuts, and expiring health care tax credits have left savings only for the wealthiest Americans.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
university communications staff: "Today the federal government recognized U.C. Davis as among 'America's most elite universities'!"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the worst thing about reading "nickel and dimed" is realizing absolutely nothing has gotten better for service workers since that was written nearly 30 years ago as the ultrarich have just gotten exponentially wealthier
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is there more than one arizona state
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