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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 11h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump's problem was that he didn't brag enough. That was it
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's so wonderful that even as Ronaldo had endless opportunities to close his international career on his own terms as a legend, he has chosen instead "inscrutably pissy" as an approach to the end
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been wondering whether this was less about the shock of watching Schmitt get pantsed than it was about realizing that you’re the next Republican questioner, and your script was based on following up this accusation, and now you have nothing.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You do run a country, you idiot.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh god a public Trump vs Paxton feud would hit so good right now
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if you earned a salary of $1 MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR… it would still take you a year and a half of working full-time to earn the money this guy could afford to just give away. People forget how big a billion is, even compared to a million. And a million is something most of us will never see.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LEONIDAS OF THE POTOMAC HOSTS HISTORIC WORKOUT SESH
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEW: As Trump’s White House and influencers keep touting the unproven benefits of raw milk, hundreds across the country are falling ill from outbreaks. Some people get severe indigestion. And some nearly die. Here's the story of one toddler who drank it. 🧵👇 www.propublica.org/article/cali...
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A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
36 minutes before the hearing started.
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bill clinton made my electric bill skyrocket this year
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Trump's hand is looking real nasty today (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
Trump at his America dot gov event todayzoom in on his hand, which looks like something you'd see in an open casket
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
his nussy lips keep getting bigger
Trump’s neck with his wattle that oddly looks somewhat like a vagina
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Richard Whittall @rwhittall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We can debate the merits of FFP or PSR or whatever but the clubs agreed to the rules, Villa have completely demolished their first team to follow the rules, and City did not. Manchester City should be relegated, possibly to League 1.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage. I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com. www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
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Robert Pattinson is the new Nicolas Cage
Robert Pattinson and Nicolas Cage both get weird to find something more exciting in a landscape obsessed with realism.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
If you’d asked me to parody how silly and broken legal journalism is, I genuinely don’t think I could have come up with “so the best-known ‘nonpartisan’ Supreme Court outlet is now run by an ex-Trump DOJ flack who had her longtime personal friend Brett Kavanaugh officiate her wedding”
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The Conservative Takeover of SCOTUSblog Is Just What the Supreme Court Needed
SCOTUSblog used to cover the Supreme Court. Now, it cheers for it.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile Avril Haynes becomes the new Carnegie Endowment president.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be honest, "Idiocracy" understated the kind of threat stupid government poses.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bold move for Republicans to remind everyone just before the election. But I'm sure Trump will have a very calm and rational, "reasonable people can disagree" reaction.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send him in crate. We are the shithole nation. Us.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely the worst campaign message I’ve ever seen
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 84th birthday to Ian McShane, who has always understood the assignment.
Ian McShane as Judas Iscariot in 'Jesus of Nazareth'.Ian McShane as Al Swearengen in 'Deadwood'Ian McShane as Winston in 'John Wick'Ian McShane as Mr. Wednesday in 'American Gods'
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni you are fucking cooked amigo
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/09/2026
Here's a map of how iron ore mined in Minnesota moves (the red lines). Note the markers for where steel facilities are located, they're where they are because you have to move the stuff on ships. There are no steel mills in Iowa of any size because you can't get the fucking stuff it's made of there
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy who dined and dash, ran into the street, and then got hit by a car, whose driver then pulled a hit-and-run, is my new favorite local story of maybe ever. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/crime/f...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
yeah i am reasonably sure that i have a better chance of winning the democratic primary for president than rahm emmanuel
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who believes this is beyond help.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe he’s got imaginary wife problems
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

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Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

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@Anth ... . 1d
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way the Republican Party works is all the worst people you know run the worst campaigns you know and then Trump shows up and convinces people who don’t now how many senators their state has to vote for republicans because he’s a uniquely magically skilled con man. That’s the party now.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stuff like this makes me pessimistic about the near term prospects of turning the Republicans back into any kind of basically normal political party. The whole next generation has been essentially selected for bigotry & derangement.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every republican president starts a war in the middle east and destroys the economy
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah, they're getting the full CONMEBOL experience
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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(Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump asked Chinese President Xi Jinping at one point if he would to like to buy some American armaments, US Ambassador to China David Perdue says.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/09/2026
New Mexico State medical staff trying out some bold new methods
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Can't believe this is how the Aggies handle muscle cramps!!
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait until tomorrow when Max Scherzer yells at John Schneider until he's allowed to throw 150 pitches in a pointless end-of-season game against the Reds.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
sad to hear about piers morgan he’s not dead. it’s just that every time i hear about him, i’m sad
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sounds like they should send anyone else?
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