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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 56m
Mr President only you can save your party from a midterms wipeout. We need you to visit every American city and mumble about what guys you think are handsome
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
SULLIVAN: We weren't supposed to get these questions beforehand, were we? MODERATOR: No, neither one of you got questions beforehand PELTOLA: I'm prepared!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
good look here at the contraption or whatever it is on Trump's behind
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Micah @rincewind.run · 4h
called it baby
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Captain Holt Brooklyn Nine Nine
Alt: Captain Holt Vindication gif
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 5h
The new Tesla roadster will be the first automobile that can function briefly as a boat and a flying car, and, for longer periods, as a focal point of divorce proceedings
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 6h
lmao they already changed the headline
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 6h
we are all, every one of us, absolutely fucking surrounded by gormless dipshits
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 6h
AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 7h
Okay the coverage of the Tesla 'flying car' is driving me absolutely batshit because it really exemplifies how credulous and detatched from reality the fourth estate has become.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 10h
Democrats need to run hard against Elon Musk. They need to warn the public that the world's richest man is spending $276 million to attempt a hostile takeover of our government.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 13h
"Releasing over 700 files at once is not a demonstration of scholarship, but a demonstration of power. We urge mathematicians to discontinue their work with OpenAI and to return to a vision of science that centers human understanding." www.ahmath.org/statements
AHM Statement on OpenAI’s October 6 Release of Mathematical Documents

Yesterday, on October 6th, 2026, OpenAI – which is currently defending lawsuits against accusations of illegal plagiarism, copyright infringement, and trademark dilution – released a repository of manuscripts purporting to contain solutions to a number of high-profile problems in mathematics.

Mathematicians did not ask for this work to be done. The Advisory Group on Mathematics and Artificial Intelligence, from whom OpenAI has claimed to derive its legitimacy, opened their initial advisory statement by saying that frontier AI corporations should not test advanced mathematical problems on internal models. In ignoring the central premise of the Advisory Group’s position, OpenAI has indicated total disregard for the norms of scientific research — norms that guarantee that mathematics remains trustworthy, ethically researched, and in the public interest.

Mathematicians have a particular vision of progress that is informed by history and field-specific considerations. We reject OpenAI's assertion that this release advances our subject, and we urge mathematicians and the public to view the value of this publication model with due skepticism. 

Releasing over 700 files at once is not a demonstration of scholarship, but a demonstration of power. We urge mathematicians to discontinue their work with OpenAI and to return to a vision of science that centers human understanding.

Association for Human Mathematics
Communications Working Group
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 23h
The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h
Look at this WILD executive suite "pedestal pod" I found in one of my tours of the city in a convertible
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 13h
Actually just incredibly funny for Epic to literally go "programming is hard :(" in an official statement
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 21h
ICE murdered Johan Sebastian Guerrero in our backyard. He wasn’t the target of an investigation. He was driving to work. He had a three-year old daughter. ICE shot and killed him. Senator Collins must be held accountable for funding this terror.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
Q: Can you name a time when you voted against Trump and it changed the outcome? SUSAN COLLINS: At one point, I had organized people to vote against Sec. Hegseth. At the very last minute one of our Republicans changed his mind. Otherwise he would've been defeated. Q: So it didn't change the outcome
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Keep thinking about a post I saw that said something like, "The best way to understand your political opponents is to sit down at a table with them and have a conversation." Yeah I did that and here's what I understand now: they swallow and regurgitate propaganda 24/7 and live in another dimension.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 15/10/2026
im so mad about this! "We are working closely with our development partner to identify the causes of these problems" motherfuckers you're supposed to do that BEFORE you charge people money for it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
1) vance has this weird preoccupation with demanding that people show him gratitude 2) this is just another expression of the idea that some americans don’t count and at most should be seen and not heard
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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pokemon heartgold is now fully decompiled
took about a month and ~$56k at api prices to decompile all 4.1mb of compiled code
HeartGold • decompilation
Matching US ROM verified - Sba13e32c • ARM9 + ARM7 • 4,075,354 mapped code bytes
• C-only source 97.9%
• C++-only source 1.3%
• C with original inline asm <0.1%
• Build-tool generated 0.1%
• Linker-style veneers <0.1%
ARM9 / main
ARM9/ OVY_96
100% of source in C/C++
100% compiled code in C/C++ - 99.25% C + C++ source
• Original hand-written assembly 0.6%
ARM9/ OVY_12
ARM9 / OVY 0
ARM9/OVY 13
ARMS / field
Area = code-section bytes - Hover for files • Mixed objects are excluded from C+ C++ source - Hand-written, generated and veneer code is excluded from compiled code Source-language coverage, not a per-function matching score. Assets and unmapped padding are excluded; code literal pools are included.
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P.A. Bastien @pabastien.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: They're Saying Coffin Flop's Not A Show
ALT: Tim Robinson: They're Saying Coffin Flop's Not A Show
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With grandparents in Florida I encounter trumpers face to face sometimes and whenever they start with the America is the best country spiel it’s so fun to remind them Canada has to take their shelter animals like they’re a third world country cause they can’t even get a handle on pet population
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/10/2026
FOX NEWS: The president's approval rating is at a historic low. Do you think that could be a drag on the party? TIM SCOTT: The president's legacy is on the midterm ballot. I want to make sure the next generation can grow up like I did -- maybe in poverty
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/10/2026
every moment Trump is out in public these days is like an SNL cold open. This is happening right now
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
i think it is fun when people write things that are just totally in tension with easily observable reality. like, this is “charlie brown had hoes” levels of nonsense: “in his first term Trump largely respected the cultural consensus of the Obama years.” www.compactmag.com/article/how-...
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How ‘Woke 1’ Radicalized the GOP
On May 30, 2020, five days after the death of George Floyd, the head of a prominent DC-area think tank issued a stentorian condemnation of the killing and the bigotry she said had enabled it.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 15/10/2026
Thank you for the support ❤️ For playing, sharing, and being a part of the community. #CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant - One million copies sold.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
While it’s true that ai chatbots are not enslaved because they are not alive it’s ALSO true that the very clear goal of Silicon Valley is to create a kind of legal slave
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cool man, I won the Stanley Cup with the Hartford Whalers in NHL 94
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 15/10/2026
My favorite part about all of this is that the entire size of the addressable market for AI advertising doesn't come close to the amount of money they need, so it's enshittification as a delay tactic and not an actual money making plan.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
will try to answer these in a piece next week but for now i will say that part of the *point* of court expansion, in my mind, is to create a disequilibrium — a potential race to the bottom — that will force a truce.
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 15/10/2026
"Programming is hard", writes the company behind Unreal Engine, where coders for decades maintained foundational pieces of engineering underpinning the games industry, admitting that layoffs & sloprot left them unable to code basically an advanced student project store.epicgames.com/news/epic-ga...
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The new Epic Games Launcher is finally here in Preview
The new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The absolute flood of leaks about this case is maybe an indication that people inside govt aren’t feeling too great about it
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think Ossoff captures something that Newsom never did: the Dem base wants you to fight but they want real shit not goofy memes and too-online riffs
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Trump's crowd in Arizona sits silently as he rants and raves about taking and passing dementia tests 😬
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
moments after saying leakers should be shot, Trump points at reporters covering his rally and says "they're almost as bad as a leaker"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/10/2026
oh that R+3.1 is entirely too close for comfort for republicans. like “make room for jesus” close
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James Youngman @jyoungman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The case for the Epic store was never the launch time of the program. It was that it put more money in the hands of devs than Steam does. Vibe coding the store undermines the main reason to use it!
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My name is not the reason we're paying $5/gallon for gas. My name is not the reason you can't afford your groceries. My name is not the reason you can't afford your mortgage or rent. My name is not the reason you can't see a doctor. Their policies are the reason.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
absolutely disgusting to shamelessly gloat about vibecoding your product as you're charging ahead to devalue an entire industry and several art forms with copious amounts of AI confetti hyperslop, depriving real artists and developers of oxygen
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/10/2026
this guy gets it. your typical voter just does not care about this shit. does not mean that they support trans inclusion, it just means that it is incredibly low on the bottom of things they even think about.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 14/10/2026
Absolutely jawdropping to see Epic, once renowned for their engine prowess, literally opening a PR announcement with "Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" Especially given the dearth of features in the EGS compared to Steam.
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The new Epic Games Launcher is finally here in Preview
The new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
wow -- Hegseth's talk at a conference is disrupted four separate times in succession by anti-Iran war protesters
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
"You fucking war criminal!" -- Hegseth's talk is interrupted again
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What’s so striking about this is seeing other reporters get annoyed by his bullshit and say he’s wrong and keep asking questions as opposed to what the national media does for Trump which is go oh ok thank you sir
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emmylou harris's baseball pager 🗽🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 @baseballmad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you quite simply love to see it
And yet, as he ringleads Trump’s vengeance campaigns, Miller actively fears retribution will one day come for him. In his more honest moments, he has told confidants about how afraid he is that liberals will try to throw him in prison after Trump is out of power, even if Trump preemptively pardons him, which will almost certainly happen.In these private, candid moments, Miller has told others that he’s convinced Democrats are going to be coming after him, his family, and his colleagues maybe for the rest of his days. Miller has talked about civil lawsuits, and Capitol Hill investigations and subpoenas – but perhaps the thing that stands tallest in his mind is local and state prosecutors who he says want to put him in a “prison cell.” Federal pardons can make it harder to prosecute former U.S. appointees locally, but such clemency does not preempt local and state prosecutions and investigations in the same way that it would federal probes.Miller has also privately said he’s worried that Democratic members of a future federal administration may try to get creative, and hunt for ways to get around Trump’s federal clemency actions. (Trump himself, thanks to his far-right pals on the Supreme Court, enjoys an expanded protection of presidential immunity; his underlings, however, don’t enjoy the same privileges… at least not yet!) Miller has also lamented the possibility that liberals will be filing lawsuits against him for years, if not decades, and complained about how the left will try to use “lawfare” to bleed him and his wife – former Trump official and current right-wing lifestyle podcaster Katie Miller – dry financially. (The Millers have a lot of money between them, and they lead at times extravagant lives and enjoy projecting an image of being some of the nation’s top MAGA socialites.)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Ossoff: "When the congressman voted for this Medicaid cuts, the largest in history, he knew that 50% of all births in our state are covered by Medicaid. He still voted for them. And as a result, a labor and delivery unit in his own district had to shut down. He also supports a total ban on abortion"
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