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Aged and weathered, like the roof over your head.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, great news guys....our Mammal Nuggets are back! They're definitely, you know, pieces of quadruped ruminants, which are federally certified to be flesh sourced from the western hemisphere. So, get em while they're statutorily available! Enjoy arbys meats, because we have them
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If it’s not called “Nights of Lightning” then count me tf out
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I know it’s not, but my exhausted brain really wanted to think that there’s a funnel cloud outside.
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Tim Robinson: Eating Mud Pie Habit - I Think You Should Leave
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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The Simpsons: Bart Simpson in the Rain
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stormy evenings are the best😌
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mitchell Robinson having to play all these minutes
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Energy Vampire Colin Robinson Appears
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Tim Robinson: I'm Gonna Punch You
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Video game depicting Godzilla in a city. The text readsn go ahead Godzilla destroy the data center s
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
🩶🖤GSG🩵🧡🩷
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is going to be so fun!
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#GSG
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tim Robinson in the you can’t skip lunch sketch from I Think You Should Leave where he has tears in his eyes and drool in his mouth after puking up sleeve hotdog photoshopped to be on a bus with a speech bubble capturing the quoted skeet by @shortshleevesuit that says “we hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs”
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What the Hell?!
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Tim Robinson in the insider trading sketch from I Think You Should Leave in a court room sitting down next to people. he hears something mentioned about him and feels insulted while he looks off and says to himself “what the hell?” drawn over his face and his fedora with safari flaps is a batman mask with the little ears poking through the brim
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Tom Juniper🏳️‍⚧️ @tomjuniper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.
An official statement from Nestle appealing for information as to who has nicked 12 tonnes of KitKats.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck
The planet Earth being flipped off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026
Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com/?campaign=7….
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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
St. Patrick was gay, T. The snakes are a eucharism, or a euphemism, or whatever.
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Happy Birthday @elliewing.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the best day!
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/03/2026
Made it to Friday but at what cost
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the Cramblin-Duvet campaign slogan:
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
By jacking off two invisible dildos? I mean it’s worked thus far.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31
Bad Bunny holding 3 grammyscharlie kirk’s skeleton holding nothing because he’s dead
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Anyone?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
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max nesterak @maxnesterak.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Do any KC peeps want to venture out in the snow tomorrow to see Neko Case at the Uptown? I won tickets and don’t want to make the drive. Free to anyone that wants them.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18/01/2026
1000 assaults on ICE officers, 8000 verbal assaults,
Tim Robinson ITYSL 55 burgers 55 fries sketch, he's red in the face yelling out his car window at a drivethru fast food restaurant
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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𝖓𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖌𝖋 @nihilistgf.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
if I were to die please mix my ashes with concrete then turn me into a brick and throw me at ICE
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Seeing women complain that this is the world they have to raise their children in meanwhile knowing their husbands voted for Trump….babygirl the bigotry is coming from inside the house.
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I once had hope in the Miami Dolphins the way Mike McDaniel once had hope for the Miami Dolphins.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 31/12/2025
Dangerous Nights Crew, today is the day we LIVE for
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m not one to believe that shit magically changes at the start of a new year, but if 2026 could be just slightly less shitty and traumatic than 2025 that would be appreciated.
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
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harpy @harpy.party · 14/06/2024
after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown
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Mort Crim @justforcrims.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The body was found dead in an apartment the FBI is claiming belonged to the *real* Santa Claus. More after these messages.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cricket is ready to open ALL of the presents
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It’s really hard to say goodbye to your brother/best friend/role model.💔
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
Tim Robinson dressed as Karl Havoc in the show I Think You Should Leave with too much fucking shit on him looking depressed and empty like he’s lost his will to live.
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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️ Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight. But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie. Eat arbys.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is so embarrassing and bad
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TopCityTodd💦666🥩 @topcitytodd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It’s cool bro, I don’t need to work. You just keep snoring away.
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