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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
every racist bigot ever
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Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁 @sportponies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beyond the horrifying reality that a hospital is trying to "clear the pentobarbital from [Christa Pike's] system" currently, the litigation over Tennessee's actions this week will shine a very clear light on the many, many reasons why governments should not be trusted with killing their citizens.
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now this,, is major news. A for sure sign something is going on in the Republican Party and not just in Kansas.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Iowa - Senate Polling: 🔵 Turek: 47% 🔴 Hinson: 43% ⚪️ Laehn: 3% Rasmussen / Sept 30, 2026 (Republican Pollster) (Current Model Result For IA-SEN: DEM 50% - GOP 49%) unitedstatespolling.com/p/republican...
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Republicans Are in Full Midterm Panic
Democrats continue their march toward a historic House majority as Trump’s approval sinks further
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the GOPs with the Low T all along
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Texas GOP State Rep is retweeting Team Talarico
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Mr. Chimpanzy @cyanescens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t buy this, sounds like something a fool believes
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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The Brain Cutter 🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸 @briancutter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How about you let the fucking COURT decide that, Michael? Or have you decided that YOU must now be the arbiter of what is in the public interest? Fucking ghoul.
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth is a great example of a common type of officer who's ended up in charge of something, doesn't have a clue how to do the job, and just falls back on PT, grooming, slogans, and searching for scapegoats. If you put him in charge of a Cinnabon he would do the exact same things.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
77 million Americans voted for national suicide in 2024. We're seeing it unfold right now: The economy vandalized, the military weakened, politicians bribed, tech run wild, immigrants terrorized, and government goon squads committing murder. Vote against all Republicans. It could be our last chance.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 30/09/2026
The core appeal of reactionary politics is hatred of competent and smart people who follow evidence rather than use it to support conclusions. A million incidents like this happen daily in academia and legal settings, and they're behind almost all right-wing "liberal bias" accusations.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I actually used to have a practiced speech to tell my clients they WOULDN'T be arrested for the summons they got (the NJ standard civil summons is written to scare you into fearing arrest despite that basically never happening in NJ, it sucks.) Roger Marshall actually fucking did it! 81 times!
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, Marist's midnight poll drop is from Ohio: Sherrod Brown leads Sen. Husted 51% to 43%. Amy Acton leads Vivek Ramaswamy 50% to 44%. A key stat: 50% *strongly disapprove* of Trump, in Ohio. maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/midter...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I earnestly do not believe that anyone earnestly believes Chris Rufo earnestly believes in anything.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not difficult to see that Chris Rufo is laundering white identity politics/white nationalism while proclaiming his supposed color blindness. Here’s a screenshot of the thumbnail for an episode of his podcast - the “great replacement” conspiracy theory is a racist trope.
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 27/09/2026
Trump's big week: His bluster at the UN didn't scare anyone and his meeting with Xi accomplished nothing (via Bloomberg Opinion)
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Trump's UN Bluster Didn't Impress Xi, Putin or Iran
Donald Trump loves playing the tough guy. The president postured from the podium at the United Nations this week. He threatened to send the Iranian regime “into hell”; he gloated about his appropriation of Venezuelan oil, declaring, “to the victor belong the spoils.”
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Election balloting can be ornate and complex, but I've checked with the League of Women Voters and in every state, it is permissible to take a guide into the voting booth with you. I hope this can be of some assistance:
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think that every survivor of SA should write an essay about the impact it had on their lives and send it to Cornell. This is bullshit. These guys need to be punished. Shame on them and Cornell.
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Lucy Promise @julesprom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think there is a lot of people who either dont know he sucks or do know but its just vague “yeah hes said some dumb things and the cybertruck is cringe” reasons who arent prepared to confront just how unimaginably stupid he is or how his empire is built on lies which this documentary will reveal
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/09/2026
republicans have 19 senate seats up in 2028 compared to dems’ 15, and if they get beaten as badly as it’s starting to look this year, they will have to do *something* different or they’re going to give president ossoff a bulletproof super majority
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
going to my next job interview and pulling one of these babies out
a travel martini kit, with two glasses, shaker, jigger, strainer, &c
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There seems to be a widespread belief on here that the expressed position “trans people should have their GAC covered with the sole exception that some surgical procedures should be performed at 18 rather than 16 or 17” means someone “wants trans people dead” and no, that isn’t what that means
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Republicans are the cause of your problems not the solution” is a winning message every election but they’re bringing literal receipts now
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/09/2026
My new favorite news photo. The ugliness of these people just leaps right out at you.
Reuters photo (I checked that it's real) showing Trump glaring belligerently at the camera, with Melania behind him looking like she'd like to rip the photographers throat out, and Xi watching them both with a mild bemused expression.
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CNN @cnn.com · 24/09/2026
Sea turtles usually found in the tropics have been spotted nesting on California beaches — a historical first, according to officials. cnn.it/4yZTVHW
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Texas 2024 Trump voters on Ken Paxton.
OK, let’s get into the specific candidates. When you hear the name Ken Paxton, what comes to mind?


Robert D., 63, independent, white, retired
Crook.


Sebastian, 50, independent, white, utility manager
Criminal, crook, all those. Yeah.


Lisa, 53, independent, white, technology consultant
Crooked.


Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
Bad.


Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
Amoral.


Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail
Disgusting.


Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources
Two words: morally corrupt.


Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work
Disgusting.


Vince, 48, Democrat, Asian, auditor
Corrupt.


Jennifer, 50, Republican, white, stay-at-home parent
Womanizer. Crook.


Dennis, 62, Republican, white, retired
Crook is the word that comes to my mind.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would very much like if we, politically engaged people on the bluesky dot com website, could get in the habit of giving Dems the smallest benefit of the doubt.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sorry, but if you're outraged over Mary Peltola using a few offensive words but silent on Max Miller beating his wife, Ken Paxton protecting a child sex predator, Jon Husted hiring a Nazi as his political director, or any of the far worse Republican scandals this cycle, you can fuck right off.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now that’s the good stuff
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 23/09/2026
Every person running for president needs to have a serious and implementable plan for de-Nazifying the federal government
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
John Cornyn and George W. Bush are teaming up to make sure that Donald Trump gets the cronies, mediocrities and ideologues he wants in lifetime appointments to the courts.
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