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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 4h
Marijuana is safe and legal and raw milk is killing people on the black market. We're living in Clockwork D'ohrange.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 4h
Ah, so the always reliable nation of Qatar said Hamas could have all the hostages back as long as they faced no consequences for the 1200 people they murdered and raped. Hamas are the good guys! Fuck this account and anyone who reposts it.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23h
An invaluable note of caution from a man who pushed the Tara Reade story so hard he got a brain hernia.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're calling it propaganda you're not "questioning," you're accusing. Even our trending topics are too afraid to call things what they are.
weakness
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Philadelphia fans booing the home team? You can bet on it.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I earnestly do not believe that anyone earnestly believes Chris Rufo earnestly believes in anything.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My question to right-wing Christians who call Jews "the Chosen people" is, why don't you convert then? Don't you want to be chosen? We don't evangelize, but we're not stopping you from snipping off one hat and throwing on another.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure I need my odds of real-world events established by the kinds of sick freaks who would leverage one of the greatest tragedies of the 21st Century as an opportunity to secure the funds to rent the stupidest condo in Miami.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bailey Kashes Out
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've spent five years talking about how Gen Z is into nostalgia, can't be surprised that they're into a movie set at the tail end of the era they're nostalgic for.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's launching a civil rights investigation into Cornell for making those boys write essays.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I oppose the current ruling body of Israel. I also oppose clout-chasing jackasses who insinuate that any and all charges of antisemitism made by Jews must necessarily arise from an intent to support the current ruling body of Israel. Do you understand, Seán.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump using public funds to air a political ad is repugnant. While this obviously isn't as unhinged and angry, I fail to see how producing a video for "leftism" is an appropriate use of taxpayer money, regardless of how lighthearted and fun it might be.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If all countries created in the last century in part through the machinations of European powers are not countries, there are a lot of not-countries, my antisemitic twat.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We know, my grifter.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look out, vagina dentata, it's vagina laserati. Hashtag Madonna.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dveryone lives in a bubble. There's lots of great, reasonably popular new music Choosin' Texas lovers haven't heard. My bubble isn't entirely self-curated. When I've streamed, say, Spotify's "Zach Bryan Radio," songs I'm unfamiliar with have tumbled into my ears. Choosin' Texas was not one of them.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can you imagine what losers your parents would be if they were totally into "Talk Dirty to Me."
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure, insisting on a mask-mandatory entrance policy in 2026 is weird, but have you heard of guys who say they’ll only marry a virgin?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not claiming total ignorance. I have heard of "Choosin' Texas." I have not heard it. I've listened to country for decades. I love new stuff influenced by old stuff I'm into (Zach Bryan), and don't care for new stuff influenced by Alan Jackson. It's pretty weird to accuse me of lying about this.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thoughts, @rbreich.bsky.social ?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can anyone explain why it's okay for the Mayor to use city resources to make an ad for a political philosophy? Anyone? Like, if Giuliani did a city-funded ad for "conservativism" you'd be cool?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean maybe but also maybe stfu if you don't have any evidence
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social , but this is not remotely what you were elected to do, and if you used city tax dollars to produce an ad for "leftism" you should refund the money and apologize.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being a Mayor of New York who insists he shouldn't be asked questions about global politics means not filming comrade videos with the Spanish PM about the glories of a global political movement, but if you're gonna do that, at least don't fake the made shots. Jesus man.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enforce? So you want to send troops to Gaza? Sudan? Ukraine? Yemen?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not antisemitic to criticize Israel. It is antisemitic to claim everyone who defends Israel's right to exist does so purely based on the Old Testament. These guys actually do believe that's the sole basis for an Israeli state. Pretty ironic this clown posted this because she liked the sign.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you think drinking is good and Bari Weiss is bad, you might enjoy this. itsafuncity.substack.com/p/weak-sauce...
itsafuncity.substack.com
Weak Sauce and The City
Two Drinks is nothing to talk about
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're supposed to get better at sex, not worse.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this antisemitic, @rbreich.bsky.social?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally, the answer to America's most pressing question: what candidacy could possibly be as useless as Cenk Uygur's.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, the battleground states
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you say that blaming Israel for ALL violence in the Middle East was antisemitic, @rbreich.bsky.social?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you say that lying about Putin being barred from speaking at the UN in order to advance the conspiracy of Israeli financial control of every global politician was antisemitic, @rbreich.bsky.social?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You have absolutely no idea who these people are or what they believe, do you.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly we don't need senators making unproven allegations when so many proven ones are available, and if they are gonna do that, they need to be cleverer than this
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe you should have resigned before doing what the US Attorney asked.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe we should let SUPER INTELLIGENCE host the summits.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll just say that I wish people would google basic facts before posting.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No. Netanyahu is an evil clown who deserves to face a courtroom and whatever that court decides comes next, but if you choose to target Jews around the world, that's on you. I would highly suggest you delete this bullshit.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're going to run for office, you probably ought to define what "End Zionism" means. An end to the occupation? And end to Israel? Might as well define it now before you take that debate stage.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay what if instead of iced coffee, I show up to a job interview with hot black coffee, like an adult.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You posting this little asshole's cheap soundbite tells me you're an antisemite who is incapable of criticizing Israel without ascribing to the conspiracy theory that Netanyahu = AIPAC = Total Control of American Politics.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why didn't he do this in the first place -- use his own stage for his own voice
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miramax sentence?
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is fine under one condition
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unhappy Bi Visibility Day to those who incelebrate.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To test the AI, I had it have sex with my wife, using a combination of positions pulled from the internet and optimized for her historical desires. Unfortunately some of the positions were sourced from joke sites, and now my wife is in a coma.
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I too love to outsource the fulfillment of my fantasies to machines
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Dave @daveblend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow he's really doing all he can.
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