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Todd Halfpenny

@toddhalfpenny.com
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Salesforce MVP, WordPress. LondonsCalling.net Organiser, London Salesforce Dev Group lead. Tech Architect MobileCaddy.net + Caddify.com. Founder shirtforce.bsky.social. #LifeWithGoldie

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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 6h
This schmuck suddenly remembered where the cool kids hang out on Wednesday night. And... he didn't injure himself. This is how the cool kids hold their boards, right?
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 15h
The Shirtforce team are all-in when it comes to growing, strengthening, and supporting the #trailblazerCommunity. Clear yourself 5 mins + find out why our Sponsorship programme means so much to our director Leanne Botwright. shirtforce.org/why-the-shir... #shirtforce #salesforce
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 25/09/2026
The weekend has started.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 25/09/2026
Coaches daughter was (unbeknownst to him) queuing at the ground's cafe for a cheeseburger before football practice. This is the beautiful game.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 24/09/2026
Throwback Thursday for @shirtforce.org If it's not in Salesforce, it doesn't exist. #shirtforce #tbt
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 24/09/2026
Good news so far - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas arrested over video of dinghy slashing
Police had been looking into footage appearing to show the man, also known as Danny Tommo, slashing at a boat in the English Channel with a knife.
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Polly Billington @pollybillington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He should of course face the full force of the law.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 23/09/2026
I know you don't normally reply, @pollybillington.bsky.social but I'd love to know that you're behind full charges against Mr. Thomas. Are you?
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 22/09/2026
It you can think it, you can build it... or at least give it a go. Built a little gate from some old salvaged wood. I'm not overly practical, but I'm really quite pleased with this.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 22/09/2026
Dreamforce might have come and gone, but don't feel sad, #tshirtTuesday is here with this beautiful design from Beech Horn and Shreeya Rashinkar... the Loop Engineer. Available in light + dark colourways, and ideal if you want to engineer your way to a higher (less prompty) plane.
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 22/09/2026
Meet the Loop Engineer. You know the drill, you write a prompt, the agent does the thing, you check the result, tweak the prompt, and repeat. Right? Well, what if you could skip the middle bit? shirtforce.org/tee/loop-eng... #loopEngineer #softwareEngineer #prompt #AI #software
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Ha ha this-away, Ha ha Hathaway
Wizbit and Anne Hathaway
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 19/09/2026
I googled something earlier and it showed me it's AI answer that read "this is commonly seen....", and after a bit of back and forth (I didn't believe it, and kept asking for examples), it ended up giving me one instance of it ever happening.
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Josh Collinsworth @collinsworth.dev · 18/09/2026
If Pepsi started making their drink more like Coke, they wouldn't gain Coke drinkers; they'd lose Pepsi drinkers. Everyone who likes Pepsi would've lost every reason they ever had to buy it, and Coke drinkers would just keep on drinking Coke anyway. This is a post about Democrats moving right.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 18/09/2026
Who needs gun control... what we need are more good guys with guns.
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 17/09/2026
AIforce? Sure… you keep telling yourself that. ALForce has landed. 🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/alforce Perfect for Admins, Developers + Archs who spend their days playing with AI, building smarter solutions + wondering exactly how many times they can say “AI” before someone notices. #aiforce #salesforce
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 17/09/2026
🔙 Throwback Thursday! It's Dreamforce week, and yes you might have noticed something yesterday if you're a #Salesforce user. So posting with very little comment 😉 Grab yours: shirtforce.org/tee/breaking-prod #ThrowbackThursday #df26 #Dreamforce #AI #Shirtforce
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 15/09/2026
AIforce? Sure… you keep telling yourself that. ALForce has landed. 🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/alforce Perfect for Admins, Developers + Archs who spend their days playing with AI, building smarter solutions + wondering exactly how many times they can say “AI” before someone notices. #aiforce #salesforce
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Chris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're all builders now!
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 14/09/2026
On the eve of Dreamforce 2026, let's not forget who the real trailblazer is, when it comes to product (re)naming... that's right, agentshirt360.cloud #df26 #shirtforce #dreamforce #salesforce
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 13/09/2026
As slack workspaces becomes more and more like traditional forum boards/chat rooms (for some communities), I really think there needs to be an evolution of the Hide feature to be more like a Mute/Block. At the moment I still see noise in channels for all these "Hidden" folk/messages.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 12/09/2026
but sure just keep posting about tech on there yeh?
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From the very same people who bang on about protecting our statues even if we don't agree with them
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London, UK Salesforce Developers @londevsfdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RSVPs open now for our virtual Dreamforce Keynote Watchalong on Sept 15th. Buzzword bingo is back too - get your card ready for "Agentforce" 🎉 Link in thread.
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fishofprey.bsky.social @fishofprey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Join me at the #DF26 Dev Keynote! Hear from @salesforce.com Devs Christophe Coenraets, Stephan Chandler-Garcia, Alba Rivas, and @msrivastav13.bsky.social for live demos of AIforce and see how AI is transforming the way you build. ️ Sept. 17 | 9–9:50 a.m. PT sforce.co/DF26DevKeynote
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 10/09/2026
🔙 Throwback Thursday! AI used to feel like the future. Now Dreamforce 2026 is next week and AI is going to be EVERYWHERE. Time to represent The AI Team. 🤖 Get the tee: shirtforce.org/tee/the-ai-t... #Dreamforce2026 #Salesforce #AI #Shirtforce
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 08/09/2026
Some were born to ride. Some were born to run. You? You were born to prompt. The future isn't just about chatting with an AI. It's about knowing what to ask, how to ask it, and when to say "No. That's not what I meant." Now go make the machines do the boring stuff. shirtforce.org/tee/born-to-...
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you block the roads you can expect angry condemnation from Rupert. Unless you're a masked far-right fuckwit, in which case you can expect wholehearted support.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 06/09/2026
hey, just a reminder that transphobia will never stop at just trans people. That's the lesson here. She hates queers too. Being a transphobic cis lesbian will not save you.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 06/09/2026
Beach stroll (from yesterday). Bloomin' lovely.
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Rainbow Jupiter🌈 @jupiter-917.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 03/09/2026
Dreamforce is a coming, so it's packing season. So tell us, what's making in your suitcase this year? Our non-negotiables are: 👟 Comfy shoes: Moscone is basically a marathon course in disguise 🧳 Space in your luggage: for all the swag 😁 A big smile: mandatory, no exceptions 👕 A trendy tee (or five)
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 03/09/2026
This is racism, straight out of the Trump playbook. Reform are trying to turn our great country into a franchise of Trump's America. There are countless British patriots who came here from overseas, many of them refugees we proudly welcomed. That's the kind of country we are.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 30/08/2026
Chapter 5. Guarma
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 23/08/2026
Chip is getting pretty good at taking sefies, and so Raff and I have been working on our photobomb game.
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Raymond Camden @raymondcamden.com · 22/08/2026
Are we great yet?
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 21/08/2026
Yeah? Wut?
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 20/08/2026
🏆 We have a winner! The winning design to celebrate 20 years of the Trailblazer community is “Different Paths, One Ohana” ❤️ shirtforce.org/tee/differen... Devs. Admins. Architects. End users. Different paths and skills, but we all support each other. It's what being a Trailblazer is all about.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 13/08/2026
Teaching the family how to play poker. Well, as best as I can.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 10/08/2026
Basically, it like... It literally is what it is.
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London Salesforce Women in Tech (LonSFWiT) @lonsfwit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Are you joining us for our picnic in the park w. @londevsfdc.bsky.social? Don't forget to sign up to get the location, grab a picnic blanket, the beverage of your choice, and be ready to chat Salesforce and more, with a side of rounders? #LonSFWiT #DUG trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...
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WiT & DUG Social Picnic - August 2026 | Trailblazer Community
In-person Event - Join us as the Women in Tech group team up the London Developer Community Group (DUG) for a picnic and games in one of our London parks.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 07/08/2026
I woke up this morning, at 5:10, because my watch vibration alarm was going off. I checked through my phone and didn't have anything in my diary. Turns out my watch has a "Wake me up if I'm in light sleep for 30 minutes" setting on... WTF! I DON'T LIKE THE FUTURE!
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Paranormal Pandy 🦇 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I invented a new word: plagiarism
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 05/08/2026
Vegan meat replacements often look odd, quite disgusting, before an end result. This is a ground beef replacement, from The Herbivorous Butcher book, halfway through, and then as it is in a delicious pan of chilli. First time using this recipe, and it ended up being perfect in a chilli. #vegan
Close up of sietan faux meat, part way through preparation.Close up of vegan chilli con "carne", simmering in a pan.
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Todd Halfpenny @toddhalfpenny.com · 04/08/2026
Alright blueverse... Geocaching... What's the deal? Is it still a thing? What do I need to know as an absolute beginner? Hit me with you facts!
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