TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 9mThere's been a little bit of a shield to hide behind as they've gradually killed the actually usable Reddit interface, because it is definitely easier to scrape and thus encourages automated traffic. But killing support for RSS kinda gives away the game, no? It doesn't hurt you at all, and yet! 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14hthey are moving people from the steam frame waitlist to the reservation queue as we speak and so help me god if i do not get an email soon i am going to lose it 101
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineCut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk". 162624505
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineJeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026#38 (February, 2023) 2061491571
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 29/09/2026No more annoying feeling than seeing someone be incredibly confidently wrong about something and knowing you can't correct them because it's a sensitive enough topic and you are simply not the right messenger. 010
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 29/09/2026I love randomly getting served a YouTube ad in Spanish if for no other reason than to let me know that they don't seem to have me optimized for in their algorithms quite yet lol. 010
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile? 211563291
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 27/09/2026It feels a little silly to me that a frog goes ribbit but a rabbit does not go rabbit. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineDiscontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/03/2026McDonald's Tripple Ripple (1971-1974): A blend of real, premium, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice creams, packed into a sugar cone--"the ice cream goes all the way to the bottom!", per a press release--that came frozen and pre-packed. But the story (and lawsuit) behind it is a wild ride! A 🧵 11607122
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 26/09/2026For an extremely long time I have been filling up my Google Drive storage, clearing out just a little bit, rinse and repeat. And I think Google has noticed that I've not been paying because the pop-ups about "you will not receive email in thirty days" have started getting more intrusive lol. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026Starting to lose my mind a little at every single discussion even tangentially related to AI becoming some sort of holy war with no room for nuance or basic facts. Apparently either Claude is an all-knowing benevolent god king or matrices are inherently evil and we simply don't know which yet! 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026Interviews are very funny because one interviewer will crucify you for having an iced coffee and another will question your drive if you aren't appropriately caffeinating yourself. Still another will say your drink isn't healthy enough. The whole enterprise of interviews is silly and I hate it. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineCOINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A thing we don’t handle very well is punishing corporations. Something like this should trigger a review where the owner/board has to make the case to the government that the company should not be essentially nationalized with no compensation paid to owners. Fines are simply insufficient. 55619
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026Another day, another not having a Steam Frame purchase email smh my head. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 24/09/2026New Meta VR Glasses sounded like vaguely interesting hardware until I saw they're apparently regressing to a *seventy degree FOV???* If anything this just makes me way more excited for the day I can actually order my freaking Steam Frame, good lord. What a royally uninteresting development. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineeric wenske @capsulecity.com · 15/09/2026Imagining every game as a Simple 2000 game. 111724576
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 23/09/2026Okay this is actually the funniest possible thing they could do on the literal day they started age verifying. "Protecting teens" my ass. 110
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 22/09/2026Heads up, apparently Discord age verification rolls out globally tomorrow. Nothing has changed about my big issue with this, being that it is literally them going "hey, what if instead of irresponsibly collecting your most sensitive data in jurisdictions that require it, we just did it everywhere?"discord.comSafer for Teens, Same Discord for AdultsWe’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 22/09/2026Still not clear what the hell I'm doing in Blue Prince but good lord, what an excellent atmosphere. Very fun poking around. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 21/09/2026My hopes that after 72hrs I might get bumped up the Steam Frame waitlist have been dashed. I am not looking forward to the inevitable months and months of painfully waiting lol. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In case you needed another reason to dislike Gavin Newsom, a truly loathsome man, and/or back anybody else in the 2028 Dem primaries......... 14455126
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 21/09/2026Dipped my toes into Blue Prince today. Still not entirely clear what the hell I'm doing but the concept is interesting and the atmosphere is lovely. Will be interesting to see if I can get anywhere with it. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 20/09/2026Someone should start a band where every song is about really edgy and metal career insights. Call it LinkedIn Park. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again. 422370585
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 19/09/2026Had a lovely time working on this one. Go watch Zari prove her humani- uhhhhh demonity? Demon-ness? Idk, someone go get Webster on the phone. 0194
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 19/09/2026I know I already can't shut up about Steam Frame but rest assured, sitting waitlisted while a bunch of folks are getting in their purchases is only going to make it worse lol. I just want to put my current unworkable VR setup out of its misery! Truly, that's all there is to it! 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotinevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious 281445169
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 18/09/2026Learning that a favorite local restaurant just hired a new marketing company that redesigned their website to be very clearly entirely AI-generated, complete with truly repulsive pizzas and baked goods. Let me just fill out the contact form real quick to compl- oh it doesn't work. Wonder why! 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 16/09/2026Wheel of Fortune is doing a Words With Friends promo week next week and despite how incredibly tacky it is that they're apparently overhauling the puzzleboard to match, the current design is so annoying to read that I'll probably watch just because of that lol. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America. Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside. "This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth." 212151419
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 16/09/2026Recent news has reminded me that one of the biggest donors to the campaign against Scottish independence in 2014 was JK Rowling and wow, she really does show up in all the dumbest places, huh? 020
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I LOVE Bionicle porn! 4126201038
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14/09/2026I'm looking at Steam Frame reviews and the thought that was in my head in October has returned which is "why does nobody seem to make a battery collar for these things?" Like, my neck is large, plenty of room for unobtrusive batteries! 110
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14/09/2026Steam Frame at $1050 is a little bit of a shame given the initial price was said to be "less than Index," but I'll be damned if this isn't way better than I expected even a couple weeks ago. Very very excited for this. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotinesasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ. 101943606
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 13/09/2026Perhaps someday I will be of some value to the world. For the time being, however, I sleep. Actually maybe that's it, anybody need a mattress tester? I'm your guy for sure. 000
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 13/09/2026Today I scored an 81 in bowling and that somehow put me at #3 out of the five players in our group. 001
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 11/09/2026I remember at some point hearing a group of folks say that Howard Stern's radio broadcast on 9/11 was the most impactful thing they heard that day, and it made them all feel like someone saw them. Listening to that broadcast really gives you an idea of the vile "unity" everyone had at the time. 000
Reposted by TKFTGuillotineIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877991481
Reposted by TKFTGuillotinevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger 121185113
Reposted by TKFTGuillotinelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag 323353400
TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 10/09/2026I love suddenly learning who someone is via a royally stupid opinion, it's great. 000