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TKFTGuillotine

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(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.

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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 9m
There's been a little bit of a shield to hide behind as they've gradually killed the actually usable Reddit interface, because it is definitely easier to scrape and thus encourages automated traffic. But killing support for RSS kinda gives away the game, no? It doesn't hurt you at all, and yet!
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14h
they are moving people from the steam frame waitlist to the reservation queue as we speak and so help me god if i do not get an email soon i am going to lose it
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026
#38 (February, 2023)
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 29/09/2026
No more annoying feeling than seeing someone be incredibly confidently wrong about something and knowing you can't correct them because it's a sensitive enough topic and you are simply not the right messenger.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 29/09/2026
I love randomly getting served a YouTube ad in Spanish if for no other reason than to let me know that they don't seem to have me optimized for in their algorithms quite yet lol.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 27/09/2026
It feels a little silly to me that a frog goes ribbit but a rabbit does not go rabbit.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
McDonald's Tripple Ripple (1971-1974): A blend of real, premium, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice creams, packed into a sugar cone--"the ice cream goes all the way to the bottom!", per a press release--that came frozen and pre-packed. But the story (and lawsuit) behind it is a wild ride! A 🧵
A pink, white, and brown swirl of ice cream in a sugar cone next to the McDonald's logo and the words "Tripple Ripple Ice Cream Cone"
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 26/09/2026
For an extremely long time I have been filling up my Google Drive storage, clearing out just a little bit, rinse and repeat. And I think Google has noticed that I've not been paying because the pop-ups about "you will not receive email in thirty days" have started getting more intrusive lol.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026
Starting to lose my mind a little at every single discussion even tangentially related to AI becoming some sort of holy war with no room for nuance or basic facts. Apparently either Claude is an all-knowing benevolent god king or matrices are inherently evil and we simply don't know which yet!
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026
Interviews are very funny because one interviewer will crucify you for having an iced coffee and another will question your drive if you aren't appropriately caffeinating yourself. Still another will say your drink isn't healthy enough. The whole enterprise of interviews is silly and I hate it.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A thing we don’t handle very well is punishing corporations. Something like this should trigger a review where the owner/board has to make the case to the government that the company should not be essentially nationalized with no compensation paid to owners. Fines are simply insufficient.
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dustin @eidemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this something?
Man with girlfriend staring at another woman. The text on the man says “getting to Ohio” the text on the woman he’s with says “Travis kelce” and the woman he’s looking at says “Carried in swarm of bees”
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 25/09/2026
Another day, another not having a Steam Frame purchase email smh my head.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 24/09/2026
New Meta VR Glasses sounded like vaguely interesting hardware until I saw they're apparently regressing to a *seventy degree FOV???* If anything this just makes me way more excited for the day I can actually order my freaking Steam Frame, good lord. What a royally uninteresting development.
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eric wenske @capsulecity.com · 15/09/2026
Imagining every game as a Simple 2000 game.
A photoshopped cover making Mario Sunshine look like a Simple 2000 PS2 game titled "The Jumpman Vacation"
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 23/09/2026
Okay this is actually the funniest possible thing they could do on the literal day they started age verifying. "Protecting teens" my ass.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 22/09/2026
Heads up, apparently Discord age verification rolls out globally tomorrow. Nothing has changed about my big issue with this, being that it is literally them going "hey, what if instead of irresponsibly collecting your most sensitive data in jurisdictions that require it, we just did it everywhere?"
discord.com
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 22/09/2026
chat, i no longer remember
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 22/09/2026
Still not clear what the hell I'm doing in Blue Prince but good lord, what an excellent atmosphere. Very fun poking around.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 21/09/2026
My hopes that after 72hrs I might get bumped up the Steam Frame waitlist have been dashed. I am not looking forward to the inevitable months and months of painfully waiting lol.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In case you needed another reason to dislike Gavin Newsom, a truly loathsome man, and/or back anybody else in the 2028 Dem primaries.........
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 21/09/2026
Dipped my toes into Blue Prince today. Still not entirely clear what the hell I'm doing but the concept is interesting and the atmosphere is lovely. Will be interesting to see if I can get anywhere with it.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 21/09/2026
DO YOU REMEMBER
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 20/09/2026
Someone should start a band where every song is about really edgy and metal career insights. Call it LinkedIn Park.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 19/09/2026
Had a lovely time working on this one. Go watch Zari prove her humani- uhhhhh demonity? Demon-ness? Idk, someone go get Webster on the phone.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 19/09/2026
I know I already can't shut up about Steam Frame but rest assured, sitting waitlisted while a bunch of folks are getting in their purchases is only going to make it worse lol. I just want to put my current unworkable VR setup out of its misery! Truly, that's all there is to it!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 18/09/2026
Learning that a favorite local restaurant just hired a new marketing company that redesigned their website to be very clearly entirely AI-generated, complete with truly repulsive pizzas and baked goods. Let me just fill out the contact form real quick to compl- oh it doesn't work. Wonder why!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 17/09/2026
gay ben where is my email, i want my email
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 16/09/2026
Wheel of Fortune is doing a Words With Friends promo week next week and despite how incredibly tacky it is that they're apparently overhauling the puzzleboard to match, the current design is so annoying to read that I'll probably watch just because of that lol.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America. Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside. "This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
Miyamoto
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 16/09/2026
Recent news has reminded me that one of the biggest donors to the campaign against Scottish independence in 2014 was JK Rowling and wow, she really does show up in all the dumbest places, huh?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14/09/2026
I'm looking at Steam Frame reviews and the thought that was in my head in October has returned which is "why does nobody seem to make a battery collar for these things?" Like, my neck is large, plenty of room for unobtrusive batteries!
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame at $1050 is a little bit of a shame given the initial price was said to be "less than Index," but I'll be damned if this isn't way better than I expected even a couple weeks ago. Very very excited for this.
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 13/09/2026
Perhaps someday I will be of some value to the world. For the time being, however, I sleep. Actually maybe that's it, anybody need a mattress tester? I'm your guy for sure.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 13/09/2026
Today I scored an 81 in bowling and that somehow put me at #3 out of the five players in our group.
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 11/09/2026
I remember at some point hearing a group of folks say that Howard Stern's radio broadcast on 9/11 was the most impactful thing they heard that day, and it made them all feel like someone saw them. Listening to that broadcast really gives you an idea of the vile "unity" everyone had at the time.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk.
Blue: Looks like it's been raining pretty hard.
Green: Yep.

Blue looks down as they approach a puddle.
Blue: Be careful, it's hard to tell a puddle from a pothole.

Blue watches silently as Green calmly and confidently continues to walk towards the puddle.
Green: Don't worry, I know how to watch whe-

Blue says nothing as Green instantly sinks ears deep into the water. The puddle was a pothole after all.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026
people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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TKFTGuillotine @tkftguillotine.com · 10/09/2026
I love suddenly learning who someone is via a royally stupid opinion, it's great.
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