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Timotheoswa

@timotheoswa.bsky.social
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I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10. i attained the first level of enlightenment. Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends

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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew my dad would regret the way he treated me when he faced death,now that he does there’s no time to change and no grace for his stubbornness. But i need to find my peace and I’m wrestling with all of that in my heart now. I can accept his apology but I’m not sure about forgiveness
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve always struggled with emotional regulation, i had suppressed all of it to the point of detriment. But now being healthier and off alcohol i am easily swamped by them. I paid a lot of money to learn to feel again so it’s cool but also ive faced a lot of sadness that has to be felt and released
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But? Seems more like an “and” 😛
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wisdom is knowing when to quote and when to reply
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Brynn Solace @brynnrosect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normalize this as the bare minimum please
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what’s called a perfect zero cost marketing campaign by people claiming magical power! Ask them if the invisible i affable power will validate parking. Because that’s what we really need in a omnipresent deity
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wise Chinese Cat Wise Cat
ALT: Wise Chinese Cat Wise Cat
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Important noble monkey habits*
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to make a Soylent Green joke as they wheel an elderly person by my desk but i don’t have the balls today
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The correct answer is “get it early in the morning” *Deducts 1 point
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's ok, y'all. Peepaw Tom just saw Spaceballs for the first time and got a little confused.
A scene from the movie Spaceballs with the characters Barf, Dot Matrix, Princess Vespa, and Lone Starr flying in their Winnebago ship named Eagle 5. The character Barf is half man, half dog.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity.
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Caleb Giallo (NSFW) @calebgialloxxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucking wild 💀
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remeber today is the easiest day to capture and tag bisexuals in the wild! Citizens! Please do not remove these tags and bands, as it is part of an important study in this once mythical, and potentially endangered population!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don’t know how to make it any plainer that the vast majority of dem voters believe holding people accountable IS part of “getting back to work”
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Arc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Without furries every global economy would crash within minutes of their disappearance. I am so serious
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DNA @dnaforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
up top, bros ✋
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Gay Men Are the Sole Exception to the Sex Recession
Almost half of gay men reported having six or more sexual partners, compared to just 27 percent of their straight peers.
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yay it’s pre2008 Great Depression 2 behavior. The gop has been lobbying for this since the last banking and investment regulations went into effect after that fiasco
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a religion teacher who told us gay people exist because god intended us to have an opposite-sex partner but they got aborted and the punishment is THEIR partner being born gay (aka going to hell) I can laugh about it now but the TRAUMA
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My grandpa would have turned 100-years-old today if he hadn’t double crossed me
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there's nobody on Bluesky you *have* to argue with. just saying. you can just opt to not do that if you don't think you'd get anything out of the experience.
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
-*writes this down*
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2026
is it too much to ask for one single reporter/outlet to lure in Elon Musk's mom in with the promise of an anodyne book-promoting interview, and then hit her with the "so what was it like being raised by Nazis?" and "why do the dates of your residency in South Africa exactly line up with Apartheid?"
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone who attended such a dinner, i can confidently say that we should not. 🙃
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
7 gods they chose that night, and 7 twins to serve them. 7 maids, and 7 trains to carry them upon the wings of fire. All but one arose at dawn and took their train to carry. The last they chose to stay at home and thus they promptly bury.
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Sarah Dylan Breuer @sarahlaughed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not so surprised — writing while Black is generally considered an even more serious crime than speaking while Black, which is exponentially more serious than driving while Black.
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A unfortunate, surprisingly common complaint in America
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I keep imagining Sisko showing Odo the movie Blazing Saddles, and it turning into Odo's favorite movie.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there's people reacting to the quoted post here with "oh wow this makes talarico's trans comments make way more sense" YA THINK for a website full of politics followers way too many people here do not know the basics of ball
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The founding of the ShitPosters Union
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Minor hiccups in the financial stream that we can cover next month at the corporate retreat in Dubai! Please remember that we will validate parking for personal or corporate jets. But we cannot cover business class airfare, as we are on a tight budget this year
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
am i naive for being surprised this would even open up a lot of new hiring opportunities? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Facts
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mild comments on the internet lead to the same predictable result so that’s on me
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Bryan White, MS Bio, MPH 🧬 @crvscience.com · 15/09/2026
Those first 2 iterations of Robocop were actually part of the marketing campaign.
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Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
-The skin is your most sensitive organ -The clitoris has has 10,000 nerves -The penis nerve system can be broken down into layered bundles And all 3 combined are not nearly as sensitive as a conservative male
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this piece is ass (unquestioningly cites erin reed for one) and if you get mad about dems from it congrats on your falling for it again award
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The joy in my heart when a dog approaches me with a wagging tail, reminds me i can still feel 🥹
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ohhhh, that makes sense
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I accidentally thanked the automatic door today. The machines now know which human to keep.
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Timotheoswa @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean …it happens Don’t be so hard on yourself! There are near endless galaxies to try again with!
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LICK OR DON’T LICK THE ETERNAL QUANDARY!
A white man in a red floral print shirt leaning forward to lick a Mk12-a reentry vehicle for the nuclear warhead atop some Minuteman ICBMs. The RV is a dark black cone approximately four feet high.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My neck. My back. (𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵)
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