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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 1h

I should be allowed to shoot my phone if I say hey Siri play pop star and it turns on fucking DJ Khalid ft Drake

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 1h

Tinashe really spoke to my soul with heavy weight

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 1h

I think soft blocking might remove as a follower now?

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 2h

🏡🏘🤝📈

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 3h

His name is Michael! And he’s got a tight lil ass to breed 😈 His name is Michael! But what if Michael could…… be me? 🤔💭

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Gorg W. Bush-Tender @shelbo7.bsky.social · 3h

What do u guys think of my art?

A poorly drawn rendition of the a sweet looking long haired tuxedo cat

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 3h

The way my hag so faggy I just KNOW she munching the fuck out her husband’s damn cookie…….

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 4h

So the problem with prima is I’ll finish my first listen through and be like ok time to put something else on, but then KGB comes on…. then Nicole Kidman…… then I’m the man……. then boys…… and then before I know it I’ve listened to the album on repeat all day

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 4h

Mother Carly I would obviously never dare to question any of your artistic choices, but…… I do wish Day and Night were released as separate albums so I could have time to digest and understand each piece of work on its own before seeing them together

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 5h

My friends are always like we never see you!!!! and I’m just like yea…… I live with an immunocompromised partner and you’re always sick….. like whats not clocking?

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 5h

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for poppers as it's the only way she can eat my big, hairy ass from the back WITH TONGUE. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

Dumb white woman sitting and playing the victim like always and looking sad in front of some Mexican food

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 5h

realizing oomf been hella chummy with my blenemy this whole damn time……

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 6h

Btw being a good houseboy to your husbear INCLUDES cleaning their cpap mask and getting fresh water for them every night 📝

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 6h

So unbearably cold recently……. need a work specific crew neck me thinks that I don’t mind if I get bleach on

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h

Minecraft dungeons II the best game ever highkenuinely

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自由と正義のRainbow Cleric 🏳️‍🌈🇯🇵 @reinbowcleric.bsky.social · 20h

Him: I don’t like getting blowjobs Me:

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 20h

Wolverine’s healing powers makes it so he has no refractory period and also his balls are just constantly producing cum so yea … I think imma get pregnant!

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 21h

Please don’t respond to one of my old bleets 😐 I’m not the same person I was 27 minutes ago

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 21h

Convincing bros to get Botox on their forehead by negging them so they can’t sweat there anymore making their pits and balls extra stinky 😈

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 23h

If you really wanna talk it out, hit me up direct 🙄 but you BETTER come correct 😠

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you can’t fill a 100mL graduated cylinder with your load STEP TF OFFFFFFFF!

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s actually crazy asf as fuck afffff to have a big fucking cock and only produce a tiny little dribble of cum

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bloomf butthole blooming bigger than a basketball

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s crazy I haven’t seen a single bloomf talk about how good the new CRJ album is?

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rebecca black it she was a dog: I WANNA GO WHERE THE SQUIRRELS GO (go go go gogo)

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to find a way to work more cum into my diet

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oomf butt hole ISNT REAL!!!! 🙅‍♀️ and it CANT HURT ME!!!!!!!! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why are you, as a semi truck, in the left lane?

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just thought about someone going through life without the safety net of a group of bros that accepts them for who and what they are and fuck ……….

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Uhm waiter! More stinky stinky dick cheese please 😁😁😁

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Writing myself down and going to town on bro’s stinky hairy pits and balls 😁💜

Black book with GoonNote written in deathnote font

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Outgoing mail? Yea I sure HOPE he’s outgoing 🙄

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TS mariah carey @a1exajo.xyz · 28/09/2026

ME N MOY FRIENDS

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Spent $10 on pokemon tcg packs just to pull nothing when I could’ve just bought $10 worth of cards I actually wanted #andi’lldoitagain

Aretha Franklin laughing with joy about stepping on nonbinary Brandy’s toe while nonbinary brandy is making a face line YEOWTCH!

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Begging for attention is corny and lame but demanding attention is hot and sexy

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your man pocket is so fucking loose, Nelly Furtado is about to release it as one of the best albums of the aughts…..

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine getting the loudest voice memo as a text message from THEE purplewooper 😋

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bueef real good for a starving fartist

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GAPING makes the people, cum together….. yea!

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Praying to get off early so I can be douched and dangerous when xaddy get home from work 😋

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That pozole corrupt me (complimentary)

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$222 speeding ticket 😻😻😻😻 #angelnumber 🫪

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Battery acid cum is a fucking disgrace and you should be ashamed of yourself and your diet, but battery acid pussy? Be lucky you even got a taste.

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