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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The United States runs its democracy like it's roller derby.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Places in DC near the Washington Monument that have "Orange Chicken"
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One thing to think about, if we criminalize taking bears into retirement homes, then only criminals will be able to take bears into retirement homes.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Wonder how many people Trump is negotiating foreign policy and tariffs with, that have children and other relatives going to Harvard and other Ivy League schools ?
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You are strong, inspiring and wonderful. The world is enriched by your presence, and I hope that today you feel the love and joy that you yourself so generously give away.
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a close up of a dog 's face smiling with its eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face smiling with its eyes closed .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2025
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-ope...
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Politician: Birth rates are plunging. We have to do something Me: This can of baby formula costs $50. Can you fix that? Politician: We are making a $100 million Super Bowl ad for the uterus
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the National Security team group chat
a teenage mutant ninja turtle meeting the power rangers
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Patrick Freivald @pfreivald.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/03/2025
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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timmyg62.bsky.social @timmyg62.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You could live in the holiest town in PA if you buy it and you would know where all the bad girls are.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
1. Trump declares tariffs that tank the stock market. 2. Trump and Musk buy cheaper stocks. 3. Trump rescinds tariffs, reviving the stock market. 4. Trump and Musk sell more expensive stocks.
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wilson Fisk running for Mayor of New York is an insane storyline. Like NYC would really have a criminal for its mayor #Daredevil
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m starting to think history needs to reevaluate Nero. I think having a leader who fiddled while his nation burned would be comforting as opposed to one who was pouring kerosene on all the buildings.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why. What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Our stock market is crashing. Our economy is contracting. Our government is dismantling. Our allies are fleeing. Our grocery prices are rising. But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America." So it all evens out.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners theonion.com/trump-p...
“Why would you buy something that’s just going to lose value?”

Cecilia Ullman, Parquet Installer
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Any lovely foreign ladies out there looking to save 20% on the cost of a Gold Card? I’m single, have a great job, and a natural born US citizen. My hobbies include taxidermy and collecting novelty mugs. If you want to be a citizen, why not go first class?
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
To everyone in my mentions who said "surely they wouldn't be so foolish as to forget to create a spam filter for anything that's not a .gov email": Lol.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Okay, I see that I made a mistake about the Eagles football team boycotting the White House and not the band. I apologize for the confusion. I haven’t been this embarrassed since the whole Cincinnati Bangles incident a few years back.
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Go F Yourself Eagles. Glenn Frey was the talented one and you haven't had a song anybody cared about since the early 1990s. #EaglesBoycott
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Don't hold back now.
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'Reacher' Star Unloads On 'Motherf**ker' Former Classmate Matt Gaetz In Blistering Rant
Tell us how you really feel.
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In case anyone wondered what Matt Gaetz is up to these days
Matt gaetz shilling ivermectin
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Charlotte Walker @charlrwalker.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Today’s the day! We booked this holiday a year ago and I’ve been eagerly anticipating it ever since, we’re finally about to board the plane. Amazed at new Heathrow security scanners, no need to take liquids, laptops etc out of hand luggage, shoes and watches stay on (belts still have to be removed)
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“The reason we face the worst is because it helps us imagine the best.” What a fantastic, hopeful read. Treat yourself to this, and then spread it around.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Money talks
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 15/02/2025
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Why did Trump have himself put in charge of the Kennedy Center? Because he knows that the educated and cultured people who patronize it despise him. So he seeks revenge. And he knows that his being in charge of the center will destroy it.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Déjà vu all over again.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
#OzutheDog & I invite you to check out the Puppy Bowl this weekend to see talented pups compete for the Krypto Super Play Award! Watch along with us Sunday Feb 9 at 2p ET | 11a PT on Animal Planet, Discovery, TBS, and truTV.
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MeidasGuy @meidasguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My biggest problems with the huge prison industrial complex is that it's putting a lot of the mom and pop prisons out of business.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Ana Braga🦋💙 🌊 @theanabraga.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Who agrees?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is what loyalty to this man gets you.
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Nikki Haley's Endorsement Of Trump Comes Back To Haunt Her After Trump's Latest 'Birdbrain' Insult
She should hardly be surprised.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 2025: In the interest of preserving the planet, specifically water conservation, I am now selflessly resolved & fully committed to peeing in the shower. #ProudToDoMyPart
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This is something
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I have to think that adding Canada as a state with 52 electoral votes might have some very unintended consequences.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2024
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Jets Fans Required To Sign NDA Before Leaving Stadium
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—With security checkpoints having been set up near every exit, New York Jets fans were reportedly stopped and asked to sign nondisclosure agreements Sunday before leaving MetLife St...
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