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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 2h

Christa Pike’s execution was just halted. I was supposed to be on a podcast today, but they had to cancel last minute, so now I have my afternoon free. So I get it.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes I close a door and then open a window. BECAUSE I AM GOD.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

From our family to yours, happy National Strawberry Cream Pie Day!

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

From our family to yours, HAPPY NATIONAL CHOCOLATE MILK DAY!

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey @christianalsis.bsky.social I am officially backing out of being the front half of our Clavicular costume for Halloween this year. I’m gonna do my own thing.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 22/09/2026

Happy Fall to my friends @jon.wprb.com and @chipchantry.bsky.social

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know those heartwarming videos of when a toddler gets his first pair of eyeglasses – he’s struggling and doesn’t want them on, but then when he finally gets the glasses and sees for the first time, he has a big smile? That’s what I do every time I’m at the eye doctor.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Back in high school I didn’t smoke pot because I thought I wanted to go into the FBI, and I thought that they would find out about it and disqualify me. Man, apparently I could’ve been having WAY more fun than that.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"They're saying Coffin Flop's not a show."

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The 90s was about having everything stripped away of its glitz and glamour, and just getting to the down and dirty soul of it: MTV’s Unplugged, CLERKS, Polly-O String Cheese, etc.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just Google Image Searched "Sleestaks when they start dating again after the divorce".

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As a child, I learned about late stage capitalism at Vet Stadium in Philadelphia while at the first home game after Mike Schmidt hit his 500th home run. Before the game they presented his SON with a Nintendo because his dad hit 500 home runs. And the announcer pronounced it “NINE-tendo”.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Great. Well, I guess NOBODY wants to read my screenplay about how ska defeats AI.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The economy is in ROUGH SHAPE. My coffee table book of boudoir photos of Disney adults in NOT selling well.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you're into audio books, you should check out video books. They're called movies and they RULE.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hate to break it to you all, but AI is just your parents.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As society collapses, I’m hoping that one cool thing will be that we hit different stops on the way down – like in a few years we will be 1970s Taking of the Pelham 123 New York.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Even though there is only a slight chance of thunderstorms, we are cancelling today’s outdoor steel drum rehearsal, in light of what happened last month. Also, we are still taking collections for Keith’s wife and children.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'd rather have drug dealers on my corner rather than this goddamn ice cream truck.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Well, now blueberries can kill us. We are living Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except the winner is going to be Veruca Salt.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Happy birthday to @christianalsis.bsky.social, a man who, despite the allegations, never stepped foot inside that Little Caesar’s location!

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Season 3 of Tires on @netflix.com rules. I swear to God.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Exciting personal news: I’m heading to Penn State to start a new business!

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Well, GREAT. The other people in the bunker are mad at me because I got rid of just a FEW gallons of potable water to make space for the karaoke machine that EVERYONE can enjoy.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I'm starting to realize that this beehive I built in front of my house looks a LOT like a little free library.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just booked the Presidential Suite at the hotel I'm staying at. It's just a room on the 2nd floor, but they take you up inside a food cart.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 12/08/2026

Lot of buzz around this show...

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’ll be at the brand new Claude’s Comedy Club in South Philly this Sunday night at 8pm. I’m closing my hour by doing my new Beard of Bees demonstration. I’ve never attempted it, and in such an intimate setting, this could be extremely dangerous. See you there! tickets.venuepilot.com/e/sunday-gra...

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The kids today are not talking enough about the seminal 1997 album Too Far to Care by The Old 97’s, and it shows.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 05/08/2026

Hey guys, I want to get ahead of this. Yes, @chipchantry.bsky.social and I broke into a French chateau and stole Daft Punk's helmets and have been touring the Northeast (Philadelphia) pretending to be Daft Punk and an angry Philly crowd chased us and beat us with the helmets when they found out.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

QUESTION: if you could be President of the United States for ONE day, who would be your diaper changing assistant?

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

There’s nothing stopping you from bringing an urn to the beach, filling it with sand, and then walking around, spreading that sand all over the crowded beach.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

As my wife and I walked on the beach to watch the sunrise, I whispered in her ear, “The guy from the band Folk Implosion who did the song Natural One on the Kids soundtrack is actually the bass player for Dinosaur Jr.”

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Only been on vacation for two hours and the week it already ruined by the amount of grown men I’ve seen wearing Crocs.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

UPDATE: My alpha male training camp has been cancelled, because it’s a little too muggy out. We’ll shoot for next weekend, boys!

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It’s so weird how some middle schools and high schools make kids take showers after gym class. My middle school never did that. They just had us take baths together.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Watch out- Sovereign citizen.” -me, pushing to the front of the line at Dairy Queen

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Please have some compassion. Regardless of your political affiliation, allow the White House time to step back and reflect(ing pool hoax).

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When you meet someone, instead of asking them what they do for a living, ask them a much more interesting question, such as: “What are you passionate about?” “What scares you when you are all alone?” “Who is your least favorite Harlem Globetrotter?” “Why did you kill her, Geoff?”

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

UPDATE: The barbershop quartet that @gojeffgo.com and I co-founded is officially ceasing operations due to continued hazing allegations. Jeff, myself and the others are taking time to reflect and be with our families.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just wanted to come on here and say that today it’s officially been TWO YEARS since I went no-contact with my aromatherapist, Gary.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Does anyone else find it a LITTLE suspicious that Gilligan and the rest of the passengers just HAPPENED to have gotten shipwrecked on an island called GILLIGAN'S Island?

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Like him or not, he is certainly the late GREAT Mitch McConnell.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

With LeBron joining the Sixers, I think I’m finally going to replace my Mike Gminski jersey.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Looking for a no-nonsense balloon animal artist for my nephew Bladen's 5th birthday party. Needs to be adept at balloon animals, but also doesn't put up with any of the kids' shit. Aloof is ok, but gruff and not afraid to yell preferred. Serious artists only.

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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I've had abandonment issues ever since the kid I was in the buddy system with at camp in 3rd grade left me out of nowhere, RIGHT in the middle of our swim across the lake. No goodbyes or anything. Never figured out where he went.

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