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"You mean you could have done that any time?" "No, only when it would be funny."

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Which would be great, but you can't pronounce it as a normal English word. Maybe bring back "Mistress".

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Lady Godiva. Hence a commodore = £15.

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But we wanted proper post offices, not just a corner of some other shop (and still do).

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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In the past, I used to check my hair every six weeks or so to decide when to go to the hairdresser. I now check my eyebrows.

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I once beat a sales manager for speed and accuracy using only my nose. Admittedly capitals were tricky - I had to nose Caps Lock on and off again - and Ctrl impossible.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shouldn't it be "Not now, giant cannibal slugs"?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

None of them is worth anything like that much. Just because they have it doesn't mean they're worth it. Stop using that phrase. It only encourages them.

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Brb finding a rat to tickle…

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, right, I thought you were saying someone had banned organised rallies.

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you mean ice-hockey?

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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, yes. I was thinking of Nightfall, but that's the opposite.

timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ooh, I like the last line of that.

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No, it's boring when you can't dribble or even move very far. And basketball, where you can, is boring enough already.

timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where the bee ſucks, there ſuck I...

timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saves you doing it yourself.

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Perhaps it's the Isle of Man.

midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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big pink castle

photo of craigivar castle which is big and pink. koru is standing on the path leading towards the castle looking back at the camera. apparently this castle inspired the disney castle but this one definitely looks more ancient and scottish

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love how dogs look at you like you invented the universe, when you really just gave them a piece of cheese.

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timmim @timmim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Knocking over a cartful of oranges en route.

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And did she ever get a zig-a-zig, and if so, what did she use it for.

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Steph Wright @elmosmoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The book (The Tin Drum) is bearable. The film, on the other hand...

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Absolutely love this from @jessharwoodart.bsky.social that appeared in the @australia.theguardian.com

Comic showing incredible data centres we should support locally across 6 panel - The Local Library, Community Groups, Seed Banks, Local Nurseries, The Pub and Your Brain

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Q has an unfortunate homonym in French...

mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Just right-clicked on my dog to view his properties but then I accidentally converted him to a PDF. Now I can't convert him back unless I sign up for a subscription. Does anyone know any free PDF-to-dog converters that aren't full of malware?

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It's best to find one who will cut your hair while you wait.

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What's a "same-sex bathroom"? If anything, that would mean that it can only be used by people of the same sex. Like most toilets.

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You just used a semi-colon correctly.

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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026

And hope he doesn't call her by a jokingly insulting nickname.

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DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.

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An unusually coherent plot in that one, though.

Not another new verse to "Hallelujah"?