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Silly Tilly

@tillythecollie.bsky.social
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A border collie who likes to be nice.

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit Badenoch's speech is painful.
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Mark E Thomas FB99% FBPE @mrmarkethomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poor Sir Simon. According to the Office for National Statistics, the 'remarkable national recovery' he refers to is a myth. The 1980s was when our national decline started. I wonder where he gets his information? 99-percent.org/back-to-the-...
A post suggesting that the 1980s saw a national recovery from the previous period -- entirely inconsistent with the facts.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was in a band in high school called Calculus. People thought our music was derivative.
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage must be gutted.
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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barbara Streisand is advising www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I started as a bank robber I used to cover my face in filo pastry, chopped nuts and honey until the cashier pointed out it was actually ‘balaclava’.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pie on top form here! 😅 youtu.be/5ArrYBP8YMk?...
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The Trillion Dollor Bribe
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’.
[image description: a poem embedded in an Excel spreadsheet with the words contained within individual cells. Line 3 has words in a single merged cell. Line 4 has text wrapping applied. Line 8 has filters applied to each word]

Love Excels

Let’s spread ourselves on sheets of love
and turn our data into poetry.
Our cells shall merge themselves together
As you wrap your text around me.

Our sum is greater than our parts,
let’s crunch our figures without compunction.
Remove this filter from my heart –
you give me form and function.

We shall frolic among the formulae,
pivot our tables now and often.
I will total all your rows
and you can add my column.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I plead with people not to propagate their "it won't make a difference; his supporters love him" gloom. Actually, Farage is on the ropes and he didn't get there by himself. He's there because people continue to believe resistance does make a difference. It's also wrong on the facts. 1/3
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first cartoon for adults for a while, on the Dover business
A one panel cartoon showing three male-looking figures in all black wearing balaclavas, so you can only see their eyes. Below it says: 'Spontaneous' protest. The figure on the right is saying: 'OMG, SO EMBARRASSING, WE ALL WORE THE SAME OUTFIT!
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
30p Lee on the Reform conference protesters. How they laughed. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a massive undertaking. I saw this lovely chap on the news yesterday saying he had already run over 1000 km in a month. I have yet to see anyone question the veracity of this claim. Extraordinary people sometimes do extraordinary things. brainstrust.org.uk/i-want-to-he...
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Jack Jarvis x brainstrust - Beijing to London - Brainstrust, brain tumour charity
Jack Jarvis is running from Beijing to London for brainstrust In July 2026, British endurance athlete Jack Jarvis will attempt something no one is known to have done before: run […]
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Farage to Kuenssberg:
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Kenneth Williams' Dramatic Leespoons Performance
Alt: Infamy! Infamy!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’.

Morrissey’s Fridge
 
Morrissey 
was filled
with sudden 
self-doubt,

as he shut 
his fridge door –
did the light 
never go out?


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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is such fun!! #ReformUK #Nigelfarage
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picture of Farage:

Trades Union Congress • @The_T... 1h Ø
Boss making you resign to save himself?
Join a union.
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Farage toast?
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Has Farage/Reform said anything about Middlesbrough yet?
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh no. Not Tim Curry too. What a sad week.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Call for a public inquiry over the relentless hounding of Jason Arday goodlawproject.org/petition/jas...
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've added my name to the open letter calling for a public inquiry into the tragic death of Professor Jason Arday. Will you join me? goodlaw.social/625453
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are things I admire about some forms of Christianity: the belief in the fundamental equality; and humanity of everyone; the suspicion of material goods commercial society; kindness and compassion. What a pity that no avowedly Christian politician believes in any of them.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This work of genius by @paulnoth.bsky.social in the NYT has always been the perfect summary of people like Farage and their voters.
A couple of sheep looking at a campaign poster of a wolf in a suit, with the slogan "I AM GOING TO EAT YOU"; one says: "He tells it like it is."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/08/2026
A blueish box of a person with the words “Just be nice yeah? For starters like.” next to them.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a solid joke, and the extra layer, if the guitar was flipped she’s hitting the correct notes
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s the glee that shames them. Whether driven by sadism, racism or both, the way so many people in the media revelled obscenely in the exposure of Jason Arday’s wrongdoing is hideous. It was utterly disproportionate & would have broken almost anyone. The guilty will, of course, learn nothing. 1/2
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK guitar Bluesky. Mr Tilly would like to get his paws on a parlour guitar so I'm thinking a Yamaha CSF3M might be a nice anniversary gift for him. Anyone out there got this guitar - what do you think of it?
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Haywain 2026
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Water companies panic as drought worsens in UK From the new Private Eye, out now.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026
Happy 60th Birthday Revolver, and in a months time Star Trek the original series
Revolver album cover but its star trek
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 31/07/2026
This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops
EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blass me, Robert Jenrick is a nasty, scheming, gaslighting, disingenuous, little prick, isn't he?
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. Inspired by recent news about the SpudCell. NS subscribers can read about it here: www.newscientist.com/article/2532...
Title: The artificial cell's diary 

Panel 1: An oval green cell with a face opens its eyes. 
Caption: Woke up to the scientists discussing whether I was alive or just exhibiting some of the symptoms.

Panel 2: The cell looks thoughtful
Caption: A bit heavy for first thing in the morning.

Panel 3: The cell eats some little dots in the liquid around it.
Caption: Had a swim, then ate some of the molecule soup that I live in. My day is pretty much all soup-based.

Panels 4: The cell looks uncomfortable
Caption: Then I began to feel rather odd.

Panel 5 and 6: the cell hseems to be splitting in two
Caption: But, I saved the big news for last: 

Panel 7: The cell smiles. A new, smaller cell smiles back.
Caption: I made a new friend!
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Weirdly timely criticism for a leaflet from 1936
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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Brian Eno: Tax me more - July 24, 2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A bit rubbish really. As half-time shows go, Bad Bunny was tons better. Hope the football gets a bit more interesting.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“The bass player is like a king in chess. He doesn’t move much but when he does he changes everything.” - Holger Czukay #quote
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New monkey just dropped.
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New monkey species with orange lips found 'hiding' in DRC forest
Scientists describe "amazing feeling" to look into the face of an animal that so few people knew existed.
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 15/07/2026
It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Let me help.the Sunday night dread with 12 minutes of pure joy, courtesy of the band of HM Royal Marines. youtu.be/qYgn5LxKCFw?...
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Ibiza Prom Classics | Royal Albert Hall | The Bands of HM Royal Marines
YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If there is a by-election in Clacton, Farage wins and is then deemed to be in breach of parliamentary standards and another by-election is triggered will it be called a Bye-Bye-Election? #Farage
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