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Tildo Baggins

@tildobaggins.bsky.social
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Famous communist musician and educator ☭ 我 正在 学习 普通话

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Comrade Kal El. @comradekalel.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Elon just straight up boosting Nazis now.
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Black femme teacher wishlist. Help if you can. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Epic
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grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/06/2023
i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.”
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izzy @isobel.top · 19/08/2023
i want to hang it on the wall, but this is the only frame i have that's suitable
a "what keeps me going" picture frame containing DICK BUTT
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
"do you like anal" sir I only asked how much it was gonna take to get my alternator fixed
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
BE KIND It's important for the culture.
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r #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I mine gems, but do they call me Gimli the miner? No. I slay orcs, but do they call me Gimli the slayer? No.. I fear the undead, but do they call me Gimli the afraid? No! But you fuck ONE elf…
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Conversation with my partner, about checking her Mirena.
Chat log


Her: The "wire" inside.
Me: you want me to fish around in your cervix for a wire, like a bomb technician in a porno
Her: You make it seem unreasonable.
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Gynecoid [GAHY-nih-koyd] (adj.) - Of, relating to, or characteristic of a woman; womanly. Used in a sentence: “Frabjous herstory was made with the momentous election of our country’s first gynecoid vice president!” _______ Pre-order my new book: bit.ly/GWOTDbook In bookstores Nov 7, 2023
Grandiloquent Word of the Day - Gynecoid  [GAHY-nih-koyd]
(adj.)
- Of, relating to, or characteristic of a woman; womanly.

Used in a sentence:
“Frabjous herstory was made with the momentous election of our country’s first gynecoid vice president!”

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For etymology, go to:
https://bit.ly/GWOTDpatreon

Pre-order my new book:
https://bit.ly/GWOTDbook
In bookstores everywhere Nov 7, 2023
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
*sitting down for a tough conversation with a friend* Me: Listen, I know you think you're a Hamburger Helper, but you're really a Hamburger Enabler.
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
How did parents get their toddlers to eat before airplanes were invented
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Tag your local Barbierian.
Picture of Barbie (a beautiful white, blonde woman in pink) with a barbarian aesthetic (muscles, tribal tattoos, axe, skimpy armor) drinking a beer, with the caption "Barbierian" and the subcaption "This Barbie likes beer and fights."
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Kaitlyn the Strange @omendreamer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I have gotten less into cis men every year and I blame the terrible dick pics and mansplaining.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
you’re living in it, baby
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends the friends:
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
it should display this when you sign up for bsky
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
New commie on deck! bsky.app/profile/comrade-aoife.bsky…
bsky.app
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 18/07/2023
when i post a story on here i appreciate when people are excited / pleased to see it's from teenvogue.com but you also don't need to be so surprised! instead u can celebrate our work!
meme format DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
Sign: Teen Vogue has been online-only since 2018, and is 100% free to access. It's also one of only a few outlets providing completely free and, importantly, fact-checked, political reporting.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2023
and here are the reactions. this stuff makes me legitimately angry since the outright claim is that black people trying to process their feelings in the open is tantamount to being a segregationist
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
It's not a serious concept and never has been. Calling things "race baiting" is part of the "antibody response" of white supremacy. It's sole purpose is to trivialize and mock legitimate expressions of grievance by racialized people, in particular Black people. It is always bad faith.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
ShotSpotter can “misclassify fireworks or sounds from cars as gunshots, and that company employees can alter evidence; during a 2016 police shooting trial in Rochester, a ShotSpotter employee admitted to reclassifying sound from a helicopter to a bullet at the request of police.”
boltsmag.org
Why Dayton Quit ShotSpotter, a Surveillance Tool Many Cities Still Embrace - Bolts
Julio Mateo and other activists in Dayton, Ohio, tried for years to get police to ditch one of the most controversial trends in law enforcement surveillance technology.  In 2019, the... Read More
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
#StopAsianHate 🟨
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
The Last Temptation of Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Full Metal Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pussy
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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 16/07/2023
Mutual Aid Thread/Thread of support for Sex Workers. Please elevate, repost, and contribute. I recognize how Sex Work is a serious job and to risk one's livelihood in solidarity means a lot. I stand with Sex Workers forever and always. Please comment your links.
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
genitalia is short for “general italia”
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Avengers: Infinity Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Terminator 2: Judgment Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Saving Private Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
The Wolf of Wall Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
crying real tears
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
The Full Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Trading Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Crazy Rich Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
One Flew Over the Pussy Nest
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Tropical Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
older white man with moustache being shoved into red car by multiple Australian police
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
I started the dickscourse
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Pussy Mnemonic
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Pussy
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
The Good, the Bad, and the Pussy
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
congratulations everyone, we are a middle school cafeteria
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Tildo Baggins @tildobaggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Jules Verne's Mysterious Penis
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