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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I don't need Lactaid because I consume dairy with a pure heart

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

What's the most extreme lie you've ever told in a job interview? Mine is "I'm a people person."

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

How's it going over here? Everyone still being real normal?

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Mark Carney should promise a national inquiry into why Pearson sucks so fucking bad

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!

Times headline that says "I'm 37, I might be single forever, and I'm happy with that."

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Turns out It's Her Time was always about Claudia Sheinbaum

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

"Some people call me Maurice." No they don't, Steve Miller. That isn't true.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I feel so bad for TV writers trying to write about White Lotus this season amd having to pretend that a single exciting thing has happened

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I haven't seen anyone "dunking" on him (maybe there are) but what I have seen is people pointing out that it's already extremely difficult for Canadian academics to get positions and it's frustrating to think that as Cdn institutions start snapping up fleeing US academics, it will become even harder

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Timothy Snyder and Jason Stanley moving to Canada from the US is a real "out of the fire, into the frying pan" moment that is not unfunny to me

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Guy and his wife just said "we're having straight sex tonight!" And everybody at the gay bar booed

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

People are understandably focused on the CPC's sharp decline in popularity but there's an equally interesting story in the apparent total collapse of the NDP. It is WILD that there doesn't seem to be any push from the party to turf Singh, who is pretty obviously unable to meet this moment.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

THIS ISN'T FUCKING TRUE. Nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of people in Saskatchewan live in urban areas. That's a lower percentage than most provinces (except Manitoba, which does not get this same treatment, despite having very similar demographics as SK) but it's still an overwhelming majority!

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

On vacation and around a lot of Ontarians amd sorry but you people don't know shit about fuck

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Nothing worse than people fighting in your mentions. If you're in my mentions your politics are almost identical. Find the common ground.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I think that for the period of the election, every candidate running should be compelled to live like the poorest Canadians while still attempting to do their job. Your personal budget is now the the monthly cost of welfare in your riding and your apartment is whatever you can afford on that.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

The Westminster System understanders have logged on

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Starting production on my line of Fuck Carney stickers now so they'll be ready for April 29th when everyone remembers how much they hate the Liberals again

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

My guess is there are more fascists in the Canadian military than the US military

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

These people are worse than the ones who bought their teslas yesterday because they want to have their Nazi car and also be considered virtuous and good

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Imagine seeing this young man and not thinking "I should take a picture"

Grey cat with wide, adorable yellow eyes standing on his hind legs

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I engaged my uncle to catsit while I'm on vacation because he lives a block from me but unfortunately this means that the cats are being watched by someone who will not send me pictures

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Woman from northern Ontario asked me if we have reserves in Saskatchewan

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

It's damaging to the psyche of monolingual English speakers that most everywhere they go they can find signage in English even if it's not an English-speaking country. Cultivates an arrogance and sense of superiority that causes spiritual decay.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The airport is so good for when you want to see the most psychically toxic straight couples on the face of the earth

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

One thing no one tells you about adulthood is how much of it will be spent trying to convince your parents and grandparents not to climb ladders

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

We're like six months away from the US Otto Warmbiering a Canadian who swipes a miniature American flag on a tour of DC

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

We hope you enjoyed your complimentary "Get Fucked Chrystia Freeland." We now return to our regularly scheduled "Get Fucked All of You."

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drew brown @drewfoundland.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

make televisions credenzas again

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Finding an old class picture from elementary school and realizing the teacher you thought was a decrepit senior citizen on the verge of retirement was like 42

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

We strayed from god's light when we stopped putting televisions inside enormous wooden cabinets.

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tannara @tyllnd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

very cool: ctv confirms that competition bureau is looking into landlords using AI for price-fixing, following Breach stories i worked on www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

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Competition Bureau says it's probing whether landlords are using AI to set rents

The Competition Bureau has confirmed it’s investigating the possible use of AI-driven algorithmic pricing in Canadian real estate rental markets.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I have never in my life wanted an app to send me a reminder notification. I am ignoring this notification for deep rooted psychological reasons that are inscrutable to me but by which I am compelled to abide

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