Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 1hSagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy. 011839
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times 8549131
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bella is always so offended by my inability to time cooking so it all comes out together 😭 000
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026finished #dressmaker a couple days ago and am working on the pigeon commissions to get the last steam achievement i need. a+ game, would definitely pay for a dlc or 4 in the future if they ever decide to make some 💚 011
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"what will you do if i start to sink and yell for help?" "throw you an anvil. good night!" #doctorx 000
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiNola Pfau @ohnola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why doesn't Batman give me, personally, some of his money 64511
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiRads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button* 242102490
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we're watching old campy sci-fi and horror movies over the next few weeks for spooky season, and tonight we started with When Worlds Collide (1951). it was a fun watch, but "you get a free pass to survive because my daughter wants to bang you" is a WILD thing for a father to arrange, ngl. 110
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well 031573
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i fear the lexapro was, in fact, the load-bearing med, not the wellbutrin uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again 020
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026look what came in the mail this morning!! 010
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026uh oh, the dressmaker game is addictive 100
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026guys! my friend @momebie.bsky.social made a book! check it out! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-whole-b...barnesandnoble.comMy Whole Body Longs To Be A TongueBarnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership. 140
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026played the sovereign tower demo, and...i think i need to admit that i'm just really bad at resource management games 010
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i had a little turkish coffee with dessert tonight and spent the whole ride home seeing through time and space, and now i'm crashing HARD so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out 030
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boi🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide 171636287
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026love reading off the titles of my book haul to julia, cuz it's like: mythology nonfiction, murder mystery m/m romance, dark het romance, normal-sounding litfic, and then "My Husband and I Sleep in a Coffin" volume one julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix! 040
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiadamantine @adamantine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport 91406606
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026apparently thief's maps don't count for the weekly minimog challenge, and that is some grade-A bullshit 100
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521534
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiBolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all. 11668874569
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boinige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2023hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded waterfall and people keep painting my portrait 426958
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boi🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/11/2024is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog 14719188
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026*mom and i sorting a box while dad watches lone ranger* dad: hun, you didn't tell me you were in this episode! us: *look over and see a pretty young woman on screen* mom: *laughs* me: JULES, DAD IS FLIRTING WITH MOM julia, in another room: EWWWWWW 010
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i made this yesterday and it turned out SO GOOD. brought a loaf to my parents and got the dad belly rub of approval 💅 030
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026extremely low-stakes arguments, part ? me: we're doing that place on lbi for dinner, right? andrew: i didn't say it had to be tonight julia: this is what you do, you throw things out- andrew: what the hell, why do i have to decide- me: aiight let me rephrase. we ARE going to lbi for dinner. done. 010
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiOctopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi 251196244
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026batman ninja vs. yakuza league was, somehow, both dumber and more fun than batman ninja 001
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sagittarius: You'll accomplish more at night than in the day hours this week. Except for the day drinking. 113339
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189715296
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026anyway i had a xanax and a giant bowl of pasta while i thought about my favorite cards, and i'm gonna have a dr. pepper now, so things are looking up 030
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026having A Day, so to distract myself, here's a thread of some of my recent card acquisitions that i really love (all screenshots from the app i use to track my collections, don't feel like pulling out my binders) 1/5: pikachu. fat giant pikachu. beloved. 130
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 30/08/2026Teens are hiding in snow banks and devouring wandering travelers. They call it yetimaxxing and parents are up in arms over this dangerous new trend. 1144998
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026unfortunately a le creuset store opened at the jersey shore outlets 😔 010
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my parents' 60th anniversary was the other day, and they took us out for fancy lunch this afternoon to celebrate. i got a huge steak with truffle butter, asparagus, and fries with jalapeños, and a melty nutella cookie for dessert 🤤🤤🤤🤤 020
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boikaio ✦ brain is soup @kaiotisk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025feeling nostalgic so wanted to doodle the core four! #art #dcomics #youngjustice #yj98 320068
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiWill McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120453685
retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026grim reaper's 0 for 2 this week 🤬 030
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiDr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you 11439732
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiDidi is a trans immigrant 🏳️⚧️ @didichanoch.northsky.social · 25/08/2026I LOVE THIS IDEA 8587166
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boiFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268146332
Reposted by retbot, certified gamer boianything kpop and more ✔️ @allkpop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026On This Day in Pop: 26 years ago "Bring It On" was released. 0159