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like, nya, fr fr feral asexual, they/them. video games (mainly final fantasy and bg3), music, anime, danmei, knitting, cross-stitch, etc. pfp by vgen.co/alin_laphel; banner by vgen.co/seiunart

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 1h
Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bella is always so offended by my inability to time cooking so it all comes out together 😭
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finished #dressmaker a couple days ago and am working on the pigeon commissions to get the last steam achievement i need. a+ game, would definitely pay for a dlc or 4 in the future if they ever decide to make some 💚
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"what will you do if i start to sink and yell for help?" "throw you an anvil. good night!" #doctorx
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Nola Pfau @ohnola.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why doesn't Batman give me, personally, some of his money
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we're watching old campy sci-fi and horror movies over the next few weeks for spooky season, and tonight we started with When Worlds Collide (1951). it was a fun watch, but "you get a free pass to survive because my daughter wants to bang you" is a WILD thing for a father to arrange, ngl.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i fear the lexapro was, in fact, the load-bearing med, not the wellbutrin 🫩 uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look what came in the mail this morning!!
a hand holding a book with a reclining statue in the middle of the cover. the title is "My Whole Body Longs to Be A Tongue" and the author's name is KL Faber
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
uh oh, the dressmaker game is addictive
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guys! my friend @momebie.bsky.social made a book! check it out! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-whole-b...
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
played the sovereign tower demo, and...i think i need to admit that i'm just really bad at resource management games
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i had a little turkish coffee with dessert tonight and spent the whole ride home seeing through time and space, and now i'm crashing HARD so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026
guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
love reading off the titles of my book haul to julia, cuz it's like: mythology nonfiction, murder mystery m/m romance, dark het romance, normal-sounding litfic, and then "My Husband and I Sleep in a Coffin" volume one julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix!
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adamantine @adamantine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
apparently thief's maps don't count for the weekly minimog challenge, and that is some grade-A bullshit
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🔫🔫🔫
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded waterfall and people keep painting my portrait
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/11/2024
is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*mom and i sorting a box while dad watches lone ranger* dad: hun, you didn't tell me you were in this episode! us: *look over and see a pretty young woman on screen* mom: *laughs* me: JULES, DAD IS FLIRTING WITH MOM julia, in another room: EWWWWWW
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i made this yesterday and it turned out SO GOOD. brought a loaf to my parents and got the dad belly rub of approval 💅
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
extremely low-stakes arguments, part ? me: we're doing that place on lbi for dinner, right? andrew: i didn't say it had to be tonight julia: this is what you do, you throw things out- andrew: what the hell, why do i have to decide- me: aiight let me rephrase. we ARE going to lbi for dinner. done.
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#spoilers for #ffxiv 7.56 msq
rosa diaz from brooklyn nine-nine holding a small miqo'te from ffxiv with pink hair. the caption reads: "i've only known visna for a day and a half but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
batman ninja vs. yakuza league was, somehow, both dumber and more fun than batman ninja
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sagittarius: You'll accomplish more at night than in the day hours this week. Except for the day drinking.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wifrieren posting very close up photo of pink mantis putting flies close to each other, with the caption: "EVIL mantis forces flies to KISS and become HOMOSEXUAL to conform to SOCIETY." 

SO0u0o quote reposts on twitter to say: "SHES FUJOSHING OUTTTT."
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
he did it 🥹
screencap of a group chat. there is a picture of a lego iron man statue with an iron man minifig below it, and the message reads "HE HAS RISEN BABY GIRL"
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyway i had a xanax and a giant bowl of pasta while i thought about my favorite cards, and i'm gonna have a dr. pepper now, so things are looking up
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
having A Day, so to distract myself, here's a thread of some of my recent card acquisitions that i really love (all screenshots from the app i use to track my collections, don't feel like pulling out my binders) 1/5: pikachu. fat giant pikachu. beloved.
a screencap of a pikachu vmax card. pikachu is very large and takes up most of the card space.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 30/08/2026
Teens are hiding in snow banks and devouring wandering travelers. They call it yetimaxxing and parents are up in arms over this dangerous new trend.
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
was it bane? am i batman?
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
unfortunately a le creuset store opened at the jersey shore outlets 😔
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my parents' 60th anniversary was the other day, and they took us out for fancy lunch this afternoon to celebrate. i got a huge steak with truffle butter, asparagus, and fries with jalapeños, and a melty nutella cookie for dessert 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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kaio ✦ brain is soup @kaiotisk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
feeling nostalgic so wanted to doodle the core four! #art #dcomics #youngjustice #yj98
Digital colored drawing of four characters from the Young Justice comicbook from DC Comics. Top: Wonder Girl, Cassie Sandsmark, floating above the others. Lefft: Impulse, Bart Allen, being held up by the others. Middle: Robin, Tim Drake. Right: Superboy, Conner Kon-El Kent.
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a map of lake ontario that has been renamed to lake by talos this can't be happening
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
:3
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Tim in costume as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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retbot, certified gamer boi @threeforgirls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
grim reaper's 0 for 2 this week 🤬
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
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Didi is a trans immigrant 🏳️‍⚧️ @didichanoch.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
I LOVE THIS IDEA
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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anything kpop and more ✔️ @allkpop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On This Day in Pop: 26 years ago "Bring It On" was released.
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