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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 15h
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[Smash Bros Brawl announcer] "GUY WHO DOESNT WASH HIS GRAPES BEFORE EATING THEM" [crusty, low battery Wii Mote speaker] "Theyre fine!!"
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14h
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 22h
HR Giger is a beautiful name for a baby
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 23h
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 7 The Works of Man A Human Work
A man standing in front of a big display Showing Jet Alone
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I ken this smack barm pea wet don't exist. I ken that when I put it in me mouth, the Matrix is telling me yed that it is juicy and delicious. But after nine years, ye ken what I've decided? I'm plum jiggered
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When mobs of people are burning immigrants out of their homes: legitimate concerns When people vote against you: mob rule
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Judge Judy ever talked to me like that, I would lunge for that guard's gun so fast
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys
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Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Todays mech(?): Jet Alone Kai
From: “Neon Genesis Evangelions”

(It’s the spooky month! 💀🎃👻)From: “Neon Genesis Evangelions”
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 11 In the Still Darkness The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
Misato zipping up her jacket and looking annoyed
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Johnny Bravo Fun Fact: JB’s command of “Do The Monkey with me!” is Van Partible directly referencing the completely forgotten Alice in Wonderland adaptation by Hanna-Barbera. Sammy Davis Jr. plays the Cheshire Cat and shouts it during his big song
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frankly I think it’s getting exactly the kind of reception a film called Dogger should be getting
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m hearing worrying reports about the Pope’s hat. Someone should tell him.
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Famously discrete animal: the bear. Nobody even knows where they shit!
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lets get a headband with 'The Green Party of England and Wales' on it in arabic in the merch store
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 'Zionism is Racism' vote is rattling everybody I want to see rattled. Very impressed by the Green Party members on this one
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bert people burt people
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Subcutaneous fat? Uhh, yeah? I sure hope it is.
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy…
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8th ANNUAL YOUNG COMEDIANS’ SHOW

1983

John Sweets introduces HBO viewers to comedy's class of
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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm losing it, is that an Angry Bird about to hit the twin towers?! :o
Red angry bird being flung at one of the Twin Towers
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s called Ol’ Swampball for a reason
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 02/10/2026
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once they asked me to provide a voice sample and my mongrel Scottish/English blend accent wouldn’t register with the sample text, so I ended up reading them the back of the box for Robocop twice. Presumably to close an account I now need to say “Half Man, Half Machine; All Cop”
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
- untitled 1 untitled 2 what, did they just get lazy? - nah Tony, it's a, whaddyacallit, artistic convention. a title sets expectations prior to viewing that shuts down interpretation - well I'm interpreting it as pissing me off, how am i supposed to remember which one to buy a postcard of?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thanks reddit
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the Serial Experiments Lain of watching YouTube
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/09/2026
i always forget that it is technically metal gear canon that by the late 1990s the entire world had abandoned both nuclear weapons and fossil fuels
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