Reposted by Pants ShortenKevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 23hHave always been mesmerized by Mike Ditka's rookie season. 56 catches for 1,076 yards and 12 touchdowns in 14 games, averaging 19.2 yards per catch. From the Chicago Tribune on Dec. 20, 1961⤵️ 1626
Reposted by Pants ShortenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22hWe are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual 18958144
Reposted by Pants ShortenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23h 1557571
Reposted by Pants ShortenMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte! 268145491943
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Beat the British in a war or two and you get to sing the song about beating them in their stadiums 000
Reposted by Pants Shortenhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359208785032
Reposted by Pants Shortenbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers 116710
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You think Wes Anderson has ever watched Scream Queens? 010
Reposted by Pants ShortenMs. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🚨 Event Horizon is on Tubi 🚨 3417
Reposted by Pants ShortenBlank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 03/10/2026𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸? ALL OF IT. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥-𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯? They're ALL in on it. Every Last Congress person. 031
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Millennial Proust writing a 90 page digression after hearing Party in the USA 010
Reposted by Pants Shortengamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi. 441955432
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have no interest in the AI sex cult, that's none of my business. 022
Reposted by Pants ShortenK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026i refuse to show my loved ones the Sankey diagram they will have me committed 2211
Reposted by Pants ShortenPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026Case Keenum is going to be the first Bears QB to pass for 4000 yards in a season 617112
Reposted by Pants Shorten🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building 101757469
Reposted by Pants Shortenthe lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Chicago: the city that beats the Old Testament 1747
Reposted by Pants ShortenBlank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bullshit LLMs are annoying to me for one additional reason: I currently have 26tb of media (movies, TV, games, etc.) but have had to slow down my acquisition because new Hard Drives are too damn expensive. 111
Reposted by Pants ShortenMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91203140
Reposted by Pants Shortenleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5256191273
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In a fantasy football league with my therapist, whooped his ass so hard he had to drop me as a client 001
Reposted by Pants ShortenÆthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026got all the cities skylines 2 mods for Chicago housing stock and it rules. has to be made by one of you freaks. everything is just right. feels like flipping through a sears catalogue 1285
Reposted by Pants ShortenDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh ffs tip your hotel staff 1571589
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Terrible soho barn bar, the mets are losing 6-1. It's way too loud and everyone is too young. 000
Reposted by Pants ShortenJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Surprise! You, the reader, will be playing QB for the Atlanta Falcons Sunday 1213110
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lou would have never survived Instagram, unfortunately 110
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saw a man lose a battle of wills to a 9lb beagle on Amsterdam ave 120
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't do tasting portions. You gotta get 16oz and commit to a choice 000
Reposted by Pants Shortenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026the way to understand a piece like this from schmitz is that he lives in an urban, cosmopolitan millieu and the popularity of country music is a novelty to him. and so to explain it, he has to fit it into his volkish conception of america, whether or not that makes any actual sense. 1764002566
Reposted by Pants ShortenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877961480
Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is there anything worse than reading the first 50 words and realizing it's AI slop? 000
Reposted by Pants ShortenPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass 252252306
Reposted by Pants ShortenDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Happy NFL season. Here’s the world premiere of All Ball, the Defector NFL podcast. Starring me and @arif.bsky.social art19.com/shows/the-di...art19.comEvery Week 1 MatchupIt's the start of the season, which can only mean one thing: Drew and Arif pick every single week one matchup. SponsorsQuince: download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, and get free shippi... 5652
Reposted by Pants ShortenKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time 121895586
Reposted by Pants ShortenPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/09/2026If you fill out a feedback survey that got texted to you after visiting a doctors office you are a prey animal 1562
