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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 12h

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have no interest in the AI sex cult, that's none of my business.

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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

i refuse to show my loved ones the Sankey diagram they will have me committed

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum is going to be the first Bears QB to pass for 4000 yards in a season

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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building

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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chicago: the city that beats the Old Testament

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Blank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bullshit LLMs are annoying to me for one additional reason: I currently have 26tb of media (movies, TV, games, etc.) but have had to slow down my acquisition because new Hard Drives are too damn expensive.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

he’s just like me fr

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In a fantasy football league with my therapist, whooped his ass so hard he had to drop me as a client

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All Ball is good, don't freak out.

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Slopfest game, shouldn't be counted imo

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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

got all the cities skylines 2 mods for Chicago housing stock and it rules. has to be made by one of you freaks. everything is just right. feels like flipping through a sears catalogue

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh ffs tip your hotel staff

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Terrible soho barn bar, the mets are losing 6-1. It's way too loud and everyone is too young.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Surprise! You, the reader, will be playing QB for the Atlanta Falcons Sunday

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Saw a man lose a battle of wills to a 9lb beagle on Amsterdam ave

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't do tasting portions. You gotta get 16oz and commit to a choice

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026

the way to understand a piece like this from schmitz is that he lives in an urban, cosmopolitan millieu and the popularity of country music is a novelty to him. and so to explain it, he has to fit it into his volkish conception of america, whether or not that makes any actual sense.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026

Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Is there anything worse than reading the first 50 words and realizing it's AI slop?

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/09/2026

If you fill out a feedback survey that got texted to you after visiting a doctors office you are a prey animal

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gwen Stefani in 2004: I'm turning Japanese

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Zavion thomas and Sam roush are elite I've seen enough

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Finally everyone gets to embrace Czarface.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

why isn't there a national great big ass day

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Then the Haitians did it The Right Way. And now after Americans lured them here and practically begged them to come to Springfield — Springfield! — now they’re having Trump’s armed secret police inflicted on them, and being told they all need to go back to an incredibly dangerous place or else

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Darren McLean @darrenmcleanuk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

1930s kitchen were quite cool

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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is bonkers

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Not sure how to explain this to big thinkers but I don't care if a social media platform succeeds or fails. The forums I grew up in are (thankfully) long dead and buried, get over it.

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Watching six feet under finale: rip Nate dogg

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

cesar catalina simcity 3000 unlimited let's play

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listening to this felt like my parents telling me they were getting divorced

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No I hate them fuck them with a spear

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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Apocalypse Now (1979) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Cast: Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Martin Sheen, Frederic Forrest, Albert Hall Watch Review wp / wd

A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Apocalypse Now. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
Siskel gave it a thumbs down.

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm as shocked as you are that Disney put a Serbian film on the doomsday homework list

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Speed camera discourse is incredible let's keep doing it forever

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Pants Shorten @thornsby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I got a speed camera ticket email this morning, I'm going to pay it (leftistly)

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

More like Herman FRAUDville smdh

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