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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
he is 30 years old
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Dr. Allison Betus (she/her) 🌈 @allisonbetus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
*breathe in* I am not a dumpster fire. *breathe out* I am a dumpster phoenix.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 20/08/2026
Same here, baby. Same.
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Enrique Colinet 'Baxayaun' @enriquecoli.net · 27/07/2026
I want to support our friends from Seville @preludethegame.bsky.social, so share this post to have a chance to get PRELUDE: DARK PAIN for free! I'll pick a winner if this post gets at least 100 RTs in the next 24h! 🤞 (Besides, there is a collaboration going on that you may find interesting) 😉
A cross content announcement featuring Crisanta from Blasphemous which was announced during the Prelude: Dark Pain Kickstarter campaign.
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ro @fireish4llfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Quiero macdonals" "Calavera de Santo Tomás de Aquino hemos pasado hace 10 minutos por delante de uno." "Hace 10 minutos no tenia hambre."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@thenatewolf

Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I hate fucking soccer.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/07/2026
Offside xkcd.com/3268/
Comic. [chessboard with red dotted line and flag at second line. Highlighted rook is positioned next to King behind the red line.]  [caption] I thought I had checkmate, but I didn’t realize my rook was offside.
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Aki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 08/07/2026
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Adrian Campos @friendadev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The game industry is so fucking back
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demian @demiant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tweet from birdclump :) (@jasminevdon):

breaking down in tears

(screenshot of text:)

Two Item Combo

This combo comes with any 1-2 one item in the One Item category.

One Item Menu (2)
Required • Choose 2
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Núcleo de Juego @nucleodejuego.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oye, ¿todo bien? No puedo si no observar que pese a que pareces la persona más amigable en la party tu tema en la banda sonora tiene el leitmotiv invertido del que suena cuando aparece el villano.
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doritospope.bsky.social @doritospope.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
28H

r/TwoSentenceHorror

1h

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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Núcleo de Juego @nucleodejuego.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
¡Gente! Tras mucho pensarlo, creo que el clima de La Industria® y mi ánimo me han llevado a tomar la difícil decisión de virar mi carrera profesional y buscar nuevos retos en otros horizontes. Espero que me apoyéis todos mucho en mi nueva aventura como Terrorista.
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arcitecta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @arcitecta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
transition timeline
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
new William Gibson book opening line dropped
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/06/2026
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bought expensive ice cream
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
look at him. he doesn't even have any money
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El ojo de Dafnis #7291 🍉 @dafniseye.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A British couple traveled to China and complimented the Northeastern regional cuisine, comparing it to British food. Chinese Internet:
Video title: Blown Away by Northeastern cuisine, as delicious as British food back home.

Chinese comments:
Northeastern food left in ruins
Northeastern food left in ruins
Northeastern food left in ruins
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holly “thwok” pine @shockpine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
genuinely how it feels looking at youtube as someone who doesnt watch youtube beyond let's plays
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 05/05/2025
I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/04/2026
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/11/2024
"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."
User dratsab huffman asks the question:

To amuse myself i researched revacholian nationalism as well as measure head's race theories etc etc and focused my character on "traditionalism".

Anyway, ive noticed that if i ever click dialogue options that are in tune with my character's political compass, i lose morale. Whats the point of having this as a mechanic if its going to be so detrimental and feels like the character doesnt believe he actually is this or something... is there anyway to overcome that kind of morale loss?Recalcitrant Jester replies:
Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis.

In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness.

The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 06/04/2026
Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes
Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."
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Dayo @dayoscript.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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MR. BLOOM LATE ✿ @terrymakesstuff.com · 17/03/2026
Yassified Hereditary meme
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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Work dumber not harder
A 3D environment featuring a wolf head mounted for display above a fireplace.Surprise! I didn't bother making a separate asset for just the head. The rest of the wolf's body is actually squished up real good like an accordion and hidden inside the fireplace wall.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/03/2026
Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.
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piecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 05/03/2026
The "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" meme.  It's a screenshot from Facebook polling users why they don't like what they're seeing. It reads:

"What's going on?

- It's annoying or not interesting
- I'm in this photo and I don't like it (this option is checked)
- I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
- It's spam
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