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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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CRKD @crkd.gg · 30/09/2026
Four iconic body shapes... Which will be your main for Stage Tour? 👀
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I must say i feel like sony didnt expect how annoying (/positive) destiny players would be. But if you think about it, we're highkey famous for fucking hating the game. And if we can hate the thing we love, imagine how much we can hate the things we actually hate
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
after the last....few months of bad feelings and illnesses it feels so good seeing positive D2 news
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s almost ✨ time ✨
Still from the music video for “September” by Earth Wind and Fire. The frontman has both his arms up as he goes into the chorus.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
didn't have to wait long to drop the "what have you done for me recently" when she just tried to 180 and bribe me to go back out I'm so fucking done with being used
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so close to pulling the "what have you done for me recently? I'll wait" card
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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Courtney LaPlante could sing the Burger King menu and I'd fuck with it and put it in all my playlists if I'm being honest
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Peace and calm will help you find understanding in difficult times" So will a fucking sledgehammer, and that's cheaper and more fun.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That worked
Tellling a bot to fuck off
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching a Solid Snake cosplayer set off the metal detectors like three times into PAX is accidentally the perfect bit.
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CRIMSON DESERT DLC WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Southbound traffic could still get through if they weren't cowards
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have my own interests, and they occasionally require resources that are difficult for me to acquire. Soul gems, for example.
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
took a short
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am almost, ALMOST, debating going homeless just to escape my mother again. If I do not get one FUCKING day of peace soon I am.
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
boutta change my career to "consultant" so I can legally charge people for asking questions whenever they annoy me
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if i wasn't so annoyed an exhausted and tired and..... it'd be kinda funny
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly passing in the same week, rough time in particular for homosexuals of a certain age.
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lowkey I just need a working disc drive in my console I have most of the damn discs still
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 25/08/2026
LEGO Skylines.
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want a historical city builder
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
-_-
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” STOP! this song is NOT the patriotic hymn you think it is. it is about the flagger at nascar race who is responsible for waving various race control flags
mr nascar flag waves his red flag atop his perch
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Blood of Dawnwalker Blood of the Dawnwalker The Dawn of Bloodwalker Dawn of the Bloodwalker Walk of the Dawnblood 🤔
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
manifesting a "Call of Duty 40K" entire game crossover thing in the next 2-5 years just to witness the impending shitshow
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Zee 🎃 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
just heard a cool new song, it's called "We Are Number One" by the band LazyTown. check it out when you get the chance
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it's sad to see that Elon and nudification and inciting riots aren't enough to get people to stay off X
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
warcrimes of the wildlands: now in not-hd youtube.com/shorts/jWaZL...
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
warcrimes of the wildlands: now in not-hd youtube.com/shorts/jWaZL...
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I did not visit my dad in hospice. I did not attend his funeral. And I didn’t make those choices casually. When you’re at the point of seriously considering cutting off a relative, it probably took a lot of good reasons to get you there.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Witcher 3, Arkham trilogy
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
mom is trying to get me to speedrun gtfo'ing out of her house by any means necessary and going perma non-contact
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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Why are you SUCH an absolute asshole recently?" Well, it started back in 1971...
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Bugs Bunny in tux meme which reads "i wish all everything a very stop"
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am begging y'all to stop putting genAI slop in my timeline "Ha ha look at this dumb Facebook Boomer meme with Charlie Brown arguing property taxes are un-American" DON'T CARE, NOT EVEN IRONICALLY FUNNY Just gonna start blocking, I post here specifically because I don't want to see that shit.
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 10/08/2026
Really sad to see young people playing golf. Can't they get into something healthy like graffiti or smack?
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