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“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl. she/her UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX. Seattle — Duwamish Territory joeycarpenter.design

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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 11h
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Anna Funk @annafunk.bsky.social · 16h
I need to hear that sweet, sweet "ummmmm yes, hello" so bad 😭
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 16h
TOMORROW BEGINS SPOOKY LAKE MONTH
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 21h
Oh come on, make it subtext at least
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 21h
evergreen
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 21h
Luna got two surgeries yesterday. Firstly, a big lump off her side, which will be sent out for analysis. Next, her two front canines had to go. The teeth were healthy, but were too long and had begun to affect her sinuses. She kept sneezing and began to develop some breathing issues.
Luna laying down on the floor, atop a clean potty pad. Part of her side is shaved, with a stitched suture. Her snoot is swollen. Luna, same place as the last photo. Zoomed in on her face, now raised up from the floor. The swelling is more pronounced at this angle.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h
it is extremely funny every time they try this “look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism” *smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 22h
I know it's been said a million times before, but it's worth a reminder: this kind of thing is marketing. This guy sells AI courses. "You hate me for being right about how much you all will love this" gets attention from haters and is a lightning rod for potential customers. It's a gimmick
@nicksaraev: "Yes, this probably hurts your feelings. It's still going to happen."

Quoting himself: "The general public hates Al music.

Here are other things the general public hated over the years."@nicksaraev profile, with 5,854 followers: "I help entrepreneurs & small businesses implement Al, 500K on YouTube, 500K on Instagram"
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KUOW Public Radio @kuow.org · 22h
The Pentagon made last-minute changes to forms that many overseas U.S. citizens use for absentee voting, removing a category of citizens that Republicans have been pushing to block from voting.
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Trump officials changed forms for overseas voters amid a GOP push to restrict voting
The Pentagon made last-minute changes to forms that many overseas U.S. citizens use for absentee voting, removing a category of citizens that Republicans have been pushing to block from voting.
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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 23h
A rare fully remote Narrative designer role: www.useparallel.com/app/candidat...
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Narrative Designer at Smile Break | Parallel
Job Summary We are looking for a Narrative Designer to join our fully remote game development team for an unannounced project within a high-profile IP. We are in development on an ambitious, unannounc...
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 22h
In case anyone wasn't clear that all the AI apocalypticism was a smokescreen to cover for wanting to delay their IPOs, here's your most recent proof. Not a gift link because the headline says it all.
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Sam Altman says OpenAI will delay its IPO until it overcomes safety concerns
ChatGPT maker launches new AI personal assistant as it faces challenge from Meta’s Muse
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Talarian @talarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Canadian GameDevs, SGI is hiring game programmers of every level from junior to lead! C++ primarily, with some C#/Unity is preferred. Come work with me and my team! Hybrid and remote both available, but British Columbia residence required. smokingguninc.com/careers/#JOBS
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Careers - Smoking Gun Interactive Inc.
Join Smoking Gun's tight-knit team of passionate, talented professionals who love their craft, and build great things together.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There needs to be a worldstar hip hop but it’s all of the fistfights that break out in parliaments.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I desperately need someone to embroider for me the Dealy Plaza Witness Map bedspread.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I desperately need someone to embroider for me the Dealy Plaza Witness Map bedspread.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/09/2026
"So, what's your company valuation?" "2 trillion dollars" "What are you basing it on?" "We lost 42 billion dollars last year" bsky.app/profile/edzi...
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?
jessica.substack.com
Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm at Seattle city hall where SDOT is giving the council a deep dive on its proposed 2027-2028 budget. At a high level: the department is making big reductions to respond to a major projected deficit in the transportation fund. Without changes, SDOT would be looking at a $113M deficit by 2028.
Chart showing a major deficit in the transportation fund by 2028
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 28/09/2026
The push to make it so that "websites as a destination for humans is over" is an intentional move to violate the freedom to read of individuals and move access to information into a "pay to get an opaquely intermediated version from a nontransparent source" model.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i've not seen golden throne yet, but
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there’s the western mass lesbian bar, but a bunch of Christian missionaries were kicked out of Burning Man for violating photography consent policy
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone photoshopped Mitch McConnell on the the 40k golden throne yet
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails
People standing near the bar The generative AI Photo Booth A speaker talking about AI A DJ performs
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annie get your gunch @anniecroakley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hannibal Buress: "But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having all that LESBIANS that for like a minute I lived in a world where TERFS didnt exist."
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 26/09/2026
the really unfortunate thing is that greater awareness of “rapid [apparent] onset of ADHD” should actually be beneficial because that’s a very classic presentation of the inattentive subtype of ADHD specifically. eg., you have a kid who did really well grades 1-8 who suddenly is failing in grade 9
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve been in a constitutional crisis since Jan. 20, 2025 and a blue wave in November won’t fix it if Trump can just ignore legislation passed by Congress.
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Trump cancels nearly $1 billion in spending approved by Congress, a move some lawmakers called illegal
President Trump moved to cancel almost $1 billion in spending that was approved by Congress, marking the second time his administration has employed a rarely used tactic that some lawmakers in both pa...
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 26/09/2026
Her <3
The number 7 Porsche 963 in its apple computer livery from earlier this year. It is retro apple rainbow stripes on a white race car
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 26/09/2026
Some people are worried about Roko's Basilisk but the neat thing about AI is that you can just pull the plug at any time, because it is not a real consciousness, and if you think it is, then you are a fool.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are you telling me jesus is his own grandpa
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Emilia @lazerwalker.com · 25/09/2026
My job was affected by this week’s Microsoft/Xbox layoffs. Given I’m on disability leave, this hilariously affects nothing about my day-to-day life, but it sucks to know that if I ever get well enough to work again, I’ll be facing a job hunt instead of being able to ease into my old job part-time.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read this as they’re all saying the same thing: they’re saying MARK HALPERIN
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Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) @antonpnym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure I want to hear this when I get home tonight.
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Take This @takethis.org · 25/09/2026
Yesterday, we shared resources for content creators struggling with burnout. But wait, there's more! Whether it's chat asking for help or tips on creating a supportive community, Take This has you covered. Check out the Streamer & Content creator tab of our resources page!
takethis.org
Mental Health Resources - Take This
Take This' ever-growing list of mental health resources.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026 in videogame development
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims. spitfirenews.com/p/chris-hans...
spitfirenews.com
Chris Hansen was never the hero
On 'Primetime' and the real child abuse investigations that Hansen led astray.
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival (中秋節)!
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The council will be deciding your fate.
Three miniature dachshunds. From left to right: Loaf is a longhair black and tan dachsund. He is slightly blurry. His head is proportionally too big for his body. Luna is a reddish cream longhair. She has beautiful dark eyes and Farrah Fawcett feathering on her ears. Libby is a smooth hair blonde dachshund. She’s got big ears and is squinting at something out of frame.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She’s reading your posts
Libby, a smooth hair blonde mini dachshund, looking down upon the camera with a sneer.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
did we do this joke yet
Scene from the film Spartacus. Spartacus stands up to turn himself in, but another slave stands up to declare himself as Spartacus, and another does the same. 

The edited captions say “I’m Dan Sullivan.”Scene from the film Spartacus. Another one of the slaves stands up to declare himself as Spartacus.
The edited captions say “I’m Dan Sullivan.” Scene from the film Spartacus. Another one of the slaves stands up to declare himself as Spartacus.
The edited captions say “I’m Dan Sullivan!”Wide shot of all the slaves and romans, as the enslaved men all proclaim “I’m Spartacus!” But now edited with “I’m Dan Sullivan.”
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