that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026boutta change my career to "consultant" so I can legally charge people for asking questions whenever they annoy me 120
that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Hey, can yo-" "I'm sorry are you about to ask a consultant a question? That will put me on the clock and be $550 plus another $75 per hour." "...." 100
