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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

bluesky has added the stupid age verification coooooooooooooooooooool

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Erik Robson @erikrobson.net · 13/10/2026

"I'd do anything for a new Crimson Skies game." <monkey paw's finger curls>

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I am certain if I was born mute, not a thing in my life would've changed. No one has ever listened to a thing I've said anyway, especially when I am right.

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 09/10/2026

this is true

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CRKD @crkd.gg · 30/09/2026

Four iconic body shapes... Which will be your main for Stage Tour? 👀

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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I must say i feel like sony didnt expect how annoying (/positive) destiny players would be. But if you think about it, we're highkey famous for fucking hating the game. And if we can hate the thing we love, imagine how much we can hate the things we actually hate

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026

damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

after the last....few months of bad feelings and illnesses it feels so good seeing positive D2 news

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wish Demi still did the yearly videos. I understand why he stopped fully, it was just a fun tradition.

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cortana.SQL @cortanav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s almost ✨ time ✨

Still from the music video for “September” by Earth Wind and Fire. The frontman has both his arms up as he goes into the chorus.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

didn't have to wait long to drop the "what have you done for me recently" when she just tried to 180 and bribe me to go back out I'm so fucking done with being used

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

is it a prick dick move? 1000% does it work? 1000000%

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

so close to pulling the "what have you done for me recently? I'll wait" card

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Courtney LaPlante could sing the Burger King menu and I'd fuck with it and put it in all my playlists if I'm being honest

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Peace and calm will help you find understanding in difficult times" So will a fucking sledgehammer, and that's cheaper and more fun.

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cortana.SQL @cortanav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching a Solid Snake cosplayer set off the metal detectors like three times into PAX is accidentally the perfect bit.

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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.

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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Southbound traffic could still get through if they weren't cowards

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have my own interests, and they occasionally require resources that are difficult for me to acquire. Soul gems, for example.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"She's your elderly mother, give her a break." She's told me to my face I should've died instead of Kim. Fuck off.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The sheer, unadulturated ENTITLEMENT that FUCKING BOOMERS have to GODDAMN EVERYTHING is sending me off of a fucking cliff at Mach 25.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I am almost, ALMOST, debating going homeless just to escape my mother again. If I do not get one FUCKING day of peace soon I am.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

due to new things happening still the question fee is now seventeen trillion dollars

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Hey, can yo-" "I'm sorry are you about to ask a consultant a question? That will put me on the clock and be $550 plus another $75 per hour." "...."

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

boutta change my career to "consultant" so I can legally charge people for asking questions whenever they annoy me

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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

if i wasn't so annoyed an exhausted and tired and..... it'd be kinda funny

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly passing in the same week, rough time in particular for homosexuals of a certain age.

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

lowkey I just need a working disc drive in my console I have most of the damn discs still

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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 25/08/2026

LEGO Skylines.

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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” STOP! this song is NOT the patriotic hymn you think it is. it is about the flagger at nascar race who is responsible for waving various race control flags

mr nascar flag waves his red flag atop his perch

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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker Blood of the Dawnwalker The Dawn of Bloodwalker Dawn of the Bloodwalker Walk of the Dawnblood 🤔

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

manifesting a "Call of Duty 40K" entire game crossover thing in the next 2-5 years just to witness the impending shitshow

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Zee 🎃 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 20/08/2026

just heard a cool new song, it's called "We Are Number One" by the band LazyTown. check it out when you get the chance

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that one fat dude named Alan @thiccboiiger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

we've also had this at my job a few times recently it was with a gift card/bonus card that looked super sketchy so myself and another reported it and they had to do a big email explaining that it was legit and real

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