iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ted Lasso this week going from me just smiling at my computer monitor because there was so much happiness going on, to tears rolling down my face 30 seconds later like what the hell man 😭😂

050

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today’s episode of “why the fuck are we investing trillions into bad technology” brought to you by the Dasher app! 🙃

Error code says Photo doesn’t show delivery, Take another photo with the order and door in frame.

The bag of McDonald’s is clearly center frame because AI is bad and we shouldn’t be wasting money on expensive guessing machines.

120

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Been thinking a lot about this line in Loki season 2 in regards to how America could possibly recover from where we’re at: “Sure. Burn it down. Easy. Annihilating is easy. Razing things to the ground is easy. Trying to fix what’s broken is hard. Hope is hard.”

001

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The number of videos I've been seeing of kids failing the ASVAB has me more worried than ever that we're speedrunning Idiocracy

001

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@ Silhouettes Below plz drop more music 🙏

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know with how good Vana's recent singles have been that she's gotta be cooking an absolute banger of an album

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

DoorDash pushing $2 15-mile orders to dashers when gas prices are where they’re at should be fucking criminalized

020

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I plan on doing a bunch of exploring in the WoW Forever beta and trying classes I’ve never gotten to in Classic Parked a bunch of names for the beta 🙌🏻😂

From top to bottom:

Voodoo Zela (like vuvuzela), the Troll Warlock
Exorcise Bike, the Undead Priest
Daevas Felborn (named after my main in retail), the Skyborne Hunter
Silent Butdeadly, the Skyborne Rogue
Wind Turbine, the Skyborne Shaman
Bonk Bonker, the Orc Warrior
Flapper Mcflapperson, the Tauren Druid
Frostbolt Enjoyer, the Orc Mage
Chesus Jrist, the Undead Paladin

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm shiny resetting Heracross in Pokemon Colosseum to make into a ribbon master and this is all I can think about every time I read this dialogue

Pokemon Colosseum, Team Cipher member dialogue:
"Whoa, stop right there. I can't very well let you go any father."

I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE in the most PS2 game voice actor voice imaginable

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just got 12 ads for the same GLP-1 in one episode of Lanterns Y'all ever had a streaming service call you a fat fucking fatass who's fat?

100

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

VIDEO GAMES ARE SO BACK

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I cannot believe Warcraft III got Undead Paladins before WoW smh my head

Tooltip in World of Warcraft showing that Undead cannot be Paladins

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Spiritbox's newest song Mourning has 480k plays on Spotify and I'm at least 300 of them

011

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Consumers seeing the iPhone Duo: "Ooo this looks neat" Every mobile developer crossing my feed today: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If the President of the United States is getting memories confused about the day that is famous for every American remembering exactly where they were and what they were doing when it happened, then they're not fit to be President

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Courtney LaPlante could sing the Burger King menu and I'd fuck with it and put it in all my playlists if I'm being honest

011

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Some buds and I tried Machine Party and I really hope they add more minigames to it because it was a blast Have a moment of all 4 of us sharing the same brain cell 😂

011

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In Generation III Pokemon games, the Nest Ball is equivalent to a regular Poke Ball and offers no extra catch chance if the Pokemon you're catching is level 30+ Colosseum has 2 Shadow Pokemon that are level 20, every single other one is 30+, yet the Nest Ball is one of 7 ball options in the game 😂

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love video games man

Final gathering of the Rexxar server on Ascension's Conquest of Azeroth servers, an hour prior to the servers being permanently shutdown. Everyone online was summoned to the same location by Dutch, the lead creator on the private server.

020

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Ascension WoW servers officially go offline tonight and the final event is focused on everyone on the server running from zone to zone killing every last NPC that remains until all of Azeroth is gone Honestly, this is how you go out with a bang, this shit is wild 😂

Heart of Ascendancy event in Westfall, Eastern Kingdoms. My game crashed moments after taking this shot of the chaos.

Heart of Ascendancy in Ironforge, Eastern Kingdoms. I turned my UI after taking this to discover I was already dead.

My game runs at 1 frame per 5 seconds if my UI is on just due to the density of nameplates.

130

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

God I love the old farts at the VA hospital Old guy answers his phone on speaker, clearly an insurance scammer on the other line Old guy interrupts him in the middle of his spiel: "I don't need no insurance bullshit, y'all are a nuisance" and hangs up 😂

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Exactly two things actually make me feel patriotic: the Olympics, and World of Warcraft Race for World's First on each new raid release Liquid bringing another NA win in on Venomous Abyss 😎

static.klipy.com

what the fuck is a kilometer TF2

ALT: what the fuck is a kilometer TF2

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If there is one thing from Ascension I desperately need Blizzard to steal for retail it's being able to eventually have every profession unlocked on a single character if you invest hard enough into them I should not need 6 characters to cover every profession, it's archaic

Tooltip for the Craftsman's Codex item in Project Ascension's Conquest of Azeroth private WoW server

Craftsman's Codex
Use: Unlocks a new primary profession slot. You can unlock all primary professions.
"This only affects the character using it."

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Over the last week I've been waiting for a password reset link from Apple because of a really stupid situation I ended up in with a password manager I wrote for myself a year ago Link doesn't arrive when told, support says to keep my phone off for a WEEK So I hacked into my own damn apple account🙃

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Ascension private WoW servers are shutting down on September 4th, and it's a serious shame. I understand Blizzard needs to protect their IP, but Conquest of Azeroth was some of the most fun I've had in any version of WoW. Bloodmage and Tinker will always have a place in my heart 😔

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In today's episode of "Hi I'm DVS, I break games on accident sometimes", I ran a Timewalking Ulduar raid with some buds last night in World of Warcraft on my Survival Hunter, and dropped a healer-exclusive Fragment of Val'anyr? Hunters do not have a heal spec and can't drop these???

Tooltip text in World of Warcraft, reads the following:

Fragment of Val'anyr (Legendary Orange coloring)
Soulbound
Unique (30)
Use: Combines 30 Fragments of Val'anyr to form the Shattered Fragments of Val'anyr.
Classes: Paladin, Priest, Shaman, Monk, Druid, Evoker (Red text, because my current class, Hunter, is not a class that can drop/use these)
"The fragments of this ancient hammer glow with a cool, soothing light."

Inventory --- Total: 5
Durge (White text for Priest) --- Bags: 3
Dormo (Off green text for Hunter) --- Bags: 1
Toofwess (Darker green-blue for Evoker) --- Bags: 1

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Kinda just wanna spend the afternoon being a little sad, maybe play some Red Alert 3 while listening to Dolly 😔

static.klipy.com

Tim Curry Says SPACE!

ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

VA sends me an email asking me to fill out a survey on my experience with my recent AskVA inquiry My still unanswered August 7th AskVA inquiry 🙃

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

To be loved is to be seen 😭 My lovely girlfriend got me the Westworld box set and socks for my birthday 😭 Anyone who has heard me rant about HBO taking that series that THEY OWN off of THEIR PLATFORM knows how much that means to me 😭🙌🏻😂

030

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Thinking about the shorthand for generations/grouped releases of Pokemon games RBY GSC RSE FRLG DPPt HGSS BW B2W2 XY ORAS SuMo USUM LGPE SwSh LA SV LZA Will the new games be WiWa? 🤔

221

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Did the thing 🙌 10:51 long fight on my 292 Mistweaver, slow and steady 😂🙌

My Mistweaver Monk, Hitormist, in the Apophic Soul Crusher mount in World of Warcraft, the reward for defeating the Midnight Season 2 delve nemesis on ?? difficulty solo.

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My Gamecube's optical drive broke when we moved to NC, so my parents got me a replacement drive for my birthday, so I can finally play GC games again 🙌 Time to get started on shiny hunting a ribbon master before Bank closes 😎

Title screen for Pokemon Colosseum on the Nintendo Gamecube

020

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I had a dream last night that my girlfriend and I were bar hopping for karaoke and Chappell Roan was with us and insisted on singing Pink Pony Club at every single bar Y'all ever had your unconscious mind get a song stuck in your head?

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There is nothing more pants-pooper in World of Warcraft tiktok comments than classic players seeing retail, SoD, or Ascension players having any amount of fun Like it's not difficult to enjoy all 4 separately for what makes them such different experiences 🤷

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I migrated my living dex some time ago, but this still sucks to hear. I'd hoped at the very least they'd give us an offline storage option as a final update, but Nintendo up to their usual anti-game preservation bullshit 😔 I've got so many shiny hunts I'm gonna be forced to get back to now 😩

100

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’ve got a game idea I’ve been working on for a while now and I just got a feature idea for the battle system that’s so cool I’m actually giddy about outlining it when I get home

static.klipy.com

Simpsons: Homer Yells 'NERRRRD!'

ALT: Simpsons: Homer Yells 'NERRRRD!'

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I still kinda wanna go back into D1 and make a Virtual Insanity video with this glitch

120

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Shit like this is why basically every computer science program requires ethics courses now

051

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In today's episode of "I probably shouldn't be here": Did y'all know there is a MASSIVE ravine between Desolace and Stonetalon Mountains in Classic WoW?

My Undead Tinker, Eod, in a precarious place out of map in Ascension WoW

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It’s crazy how a decade ago one of the biggest fears was that a wave of automation was coming to wipe out jobs, but like we all thought it would be precision machines and software No one guessed the fucking guessing software that’s wrong half the time would become a golden fucking idol

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I think about this all the time Like we truly cannot fathom these kinds of numbers A billion dollars would let you order Doordash every single day and tip $100k each time and it would still take you 27 YEARS to go through that 1 TRILLION would take longer than recorded human history at $100k/day

220

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They let Survival Hunters use agi daggers They let Devourer Demon Hunters use int daggers I've been saying since War Within was announced that we're going to trap Xal'atath back in the Black Empire dagger and it's gonna be an int/agi legendary I KNOW I'M RIGHT #wowsky #warcraft

static.klipy.com

There is no Carol in HR - It's Always Sunny

ALT: There is no Carol in HR - It's Always Sunny

020

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I don’t get why everyone is so impressed by Josh Kerr’s mile time, I’m sure with enough training I too could run a mile in 3 hours and 42 minutes 🙄

110

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Tiktok getting too damn local when I see a video of the crazy dog lady that tries to stab people getting mad at someone for *checks notes* parking in a parking lot

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The We Were Here series does not get enough appreciation The atmosphere, the theming, the depth and creativity of the puzzles Finished all 5 games with my brother, very hyped for We Were Here Tomorrow 🙌🏻

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The art: The reference: The artist:

The result of Puck’s morning bunny kicks

What my lovely girlfriend pointed out the mark looked like, and like, the resemblance is uncanny

010

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My gaming obsession of late has been the private WoW "Conquest of Azeroth" servers on Ascension 21 brand new classes completely livening up the game and I am having a BLAST as an Eternal Bloodmage tank (I'm Hemogoblin btw) Werewolf go BRRRRRRRRRRRR

Details! Damage Meter in World of Warcraft showing the overall Damage Done at the end of a Wailing Caverns dungeon.

Name - Total Damage - Damage Per Second
Hemogoblin(Me) - 796k - 2.3k DPS
Duca - 262k - 751 DPS
Umizawa - 226k - 649 DPS
Cuteandcunty - 197k - 565 DPS
Rainbowdeath - 157k - 451 DPS

My Eternal Bloodmage, Hemogoblin, in the Badlands. He has the Flaming Wrath Polearm weapon on his back and the Nightmarish Book of Ascension floating next to him

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I get chikfila survives on barely paying their employees but I don’t understand how their model sustains like 17 people working behind the counter, 6+ people outside, and somehow like 9 people on break sitting in booths at any given time

000

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The worst part of finding a farm in WoW that makes you millions of gold a month is that I have to be a piece of shit and keep it quiet, because if everyone did it, nobody would be making gold from it

000