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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Seductively saying “what took you so long” to the delivery driver

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you squint at case keenum you can kind of see Daniel jones

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We’re all getting murdered by robots in the next five years. Get the porch goose.

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s like my old Meemaw used to say “if they will arbitrarily change the name of a lake on a map because of a child’s tantrum, then they’ll definitely give all your data to the government”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

if you want me to apologize for the stupid thing i said you’re going to have to be more specific

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For someone who often says “no worries” at work, I certainly have a lot of worries

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I dipped a toe into the new Lake America and now they have to wash me off with Dawn like those ducks

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think my neighbor just heard me scream “Why do you hate the printer”

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Looks like Gabriel worked on jumping on the ground in the off season. It’s looking real good

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Worst part of installing a doorbell camera is learning you might not move your arms enough when walking

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What autoimmune disease is it when you’re craving a whopper?

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Do I have someone to talk to?? Oh terrific. Because someone else is a world class piece of shit Im the one that has to go to therapy? Fucking fantastic

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don’t want to be castle rich, I’d be happy with health insurance rich

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I just slipped awesomesauce into a conversation. Fuck yeah

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“Pink at night, sailors delight” was really about the sailors doing mouth stuff. They’re on that boat for a long time

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Another nice compliment is to tell someone they look like they have all their teeth

When they ask what you want their teeth for

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The smoke seems pretty bad but then I was thinking what if the wild fire smoke blocks telescopes for a couple days and a meteor slips through and gets us? So I guess I’m just trying to look at the bright side

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Realized my former step sister is probably only texting me because she wants me to sell her a car but jokes on her because I probably will sell it to her just so she stops texting.

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Every time I’m doing something embarrassing I think “this will be how they’ll find my body”

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I wish you were 45% less hot so I could have a shot

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Oh it’s the country’s birthday and you’re celebrating? Grow up

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I almost slept walked and ate a rice crispy treat

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Why am I not seeing very many pet photos today? Are you guys group chatting without the rest of us?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Moving forward, I’m only ordering from pizza places that show where my pizza is on a map

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don’t want to give someone the benefit of being the reason I have a little cry in my car, so I’m going to eat Arby’s instead. Kind of the same thing

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon."

The image is a mugshot of a white woman

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I’m not looking through my window watching you walk by with your dog (very handsome btw) I’m watching the birbs doing the lords work by eating insects out of my yard. Don’t make it creepy

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Go to the beach? No thanks, I already took my shirt off once to shower

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Not that you asked, but… @thgirimaelpoep.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Every time I eat spinach I think “is this that spinach that gives people diarrhea so bad they die? Oh I hope not!” But my hearts not in it

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

a mug that beeps every minute until it's empty. we'll call it ADHTea.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026