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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated

Even without the AI generated bottom half, he’s still a degenerate fatass though

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵

An unrepentant flagophile forcing himself on a less than five-year-old flag, while also wearing a pin which identifies him to other degenerate flag-fuckers

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

a fictional character you would give an invite code to

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital

A small ballroom stage covered by a shit ton of classified documents stolen by Trump

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/06/2023

I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

When you pour milk on it you get five more boxes, also the boxes are evil

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

Carmela! Get in here, look at this shit

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 06/06/2023

YESSSSSS that one really sneaks up on you because why does that song exist 😹😹😹

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 06/06/2023

We’re beaten and blown by the wind

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 26/05/2023

OK but I feel like Jeremy Irons could be worked into this business plan somewhere

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

Bittersweet end of days on the bird app

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

Big Raisin lobbyists at work in the halls of power

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

Musk needs to name his next kid Hubris 😹😹😹

“But there’s really never been a mechanism before where someone could address the nation or anyone who wanted to listen to them could, from anywhere in the world,” Musk said. “So I think this is a really profound change.”

Multi-generational family listening to live radio broadcast in the 1940s, approximately 80 years prior to DeSantis’ presidential announcement on Twitter.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

But Faine, menus were like that all along…you just had to scan…

Glinda the Good Witch, a condescending white woman in a glittery getup

A QR code that, when scanned, just refers back to Faire’s own menu tweet

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

Another great early Pacino gem is Panic In Needle Park (1971) which is kind of a Leaving Las Vegas-on-heroin kind of love story. Screenplay by Joan Didion + John Gregory Dunne

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

Homicide, written + directed by David Mamet. The Spanish Prisoner, also written + directed by David Mamet.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

* while banging Meryl Streep the entire time

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

It’s the mantra we all use during TM time on Bluesky. Close your eyes and say it with me. “Range error!” (deep breath) Exhale: “Maximum call stack size exceeded” (half the room says the alternate “native stack depth” simultaneously) Once more.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

Colonel Sanders also released three Christmas albums from 1967 to 1969 on RCA. He did not sing on them — they were promotional LPs sold in Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants + featured RCA artists like Chet Atkins, Jim Reeves, Ed Ames, etc.🍗

Christmas Day With Colonel Sanders (1968), a Christmas compilation album that was sold promotionally in stores. The cover has the colonel in a full Santa suit with an airbrushed tan.

Christmas With Colonel Sanders (1969), a Christmas compilation album that was sold promotionally in stores. The cover has the colonel in a Santa hat over his white suit and black ribbon tie.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

It was this tweet. OP did not remove, but Elon got slapped with a pretty harsh Community Note

Paid blue check on the bird app erroneously states that journalist Taylor Lorenz used family connections to delete Internet Archive data.

Community Note on Elon Musk tweet points out that the Internet Archive is a nonprofit and that literally anyone can request that data be removed.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

Live footage of Taylor Lorenz’ uncle

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Sir, are you intentionally omitting Aimster

The short-lived peer to peer file sharing app Aimster, which repurposed AOL technology to pick Lars Ulrich’s pockets

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Thanks for reading. I have many fond memories of staying up most nights until 2, 3, 4 in the morning to get the daily update published — in my girlfriend’s laundry room, on a shitty DSL connection, chatting with Ryan on AIM, sharing leaked albums on Audiogalaxy 😹😹😹

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

Everyone be nice to @ryanschreiber.bsky.social and give him a follow, even though he gave skeeting a 4.8 on a good day

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

This whole movie was shot in 2:35:1 anthropomorphic

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

You give me the sweetest, Naboo

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

He probably liked your hair color + attempted unsuccessfully to co-opt your vibe

America’s mayor, Rudy Guiliani literally melting under hot lights

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

The flyer said there would be rappers

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Same here but watch for these trojan accounts that want you to follow back and then yikes

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

On this day in music history: The Louvin Brothers (1959)

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

But I mean some of them you kind of have to

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

Tell me can you feel it Tell me can you feel it

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes…well these kind of awkward resin globes with yo-yo strings umm

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

No, YOUR maximum call stack size was exceeded!

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Misheard lyrics (hell)thread: I genuinely thought Billy Ocean was saying “She said I was the tightest she wanted to take” which sorta makes no sense but hey I was 14 your turn

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

She likes to party, she likes to get down

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

BREAKING: Both Chris Pratt and BryanCranston cast in Gordon Lightfoot biopic #ripgordon

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Who among us has not shared the trauma of trying out, but not being selected, for their high school skeet team 🤷🏻‍♂️

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