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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

@planetofthemoon.bsky.social
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 14h
PRIVATE BROWSERS ONLY.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15h
THE PLANET EARTH, WHERE ALL THE LAND MASSES ARE SHIT
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18h
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, COWARD.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A CLASSIC TALE OF FORBIDDEN LOVE.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
REMEMBER, EARTHLINGS: LOOK, BUT DO NOT TOUCH.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
SOME IMAGE FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH SHOWING THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON DOMINATING PLANET EARTH WITH NEBULOUS SPACE SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND. THE TEXT READS: PLANET EARTH IS OURS.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
PLANET EARTH, YOUR GREATEST HUMAN HAS DIED. YOU HAVE A SHORT WINDOW TO CANONIZE HER AS A SAINT FOR ALL TIME. DO NOT FUCK IT UP.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
YOU MUST FIRST OBTAIN THE APPROPRIATE PERMITS.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THIS BITCH IS DARIA.
LILY FROM DUOLINGO SPEAKING THE FRENCH.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Trent Reznor's Karsonogenic Side Eye Meme
Alt: A NANTUCKETER VIBING IN HIS GRIMNESS AND SHAGGINESS
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
GODSPEED, YOUNG LADY. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK TOIL, TOIL LOOKS LIKE.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
RACCOONS ARE THE THIRD SEXIEST MAMMAL. THIS IS BASED ON VIBES ALONE.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT.
AN ILLUSTRATION OF PLANET EARTH WITH A SELF-CONGRATULATORY RIBBON, THROWING ITSELF A LITTLE PARTY. TEXT: CONGRATULATIONS, FIRST KNOWN PLANET WITH FOOD SCARCITY AND A TRILLIONAIRE AT THE SAME TIME.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS.
PLANET EARTH, A SHITTY MOTHER.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
GOOD LUCK.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
CORRECT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
YOU ACTUALLY CAN DROP A MIC IN SPACE BUT IT’S A DC 20 SLEIGHT OF HAND CHECK.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WE ARE NOT *MADE* OF CHEESE. WE *MAKE* CHEESE. IT IS A HOBBY.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WHY IS IT “THE INTERNET” BUT NOT “THE AI” HUH LINKEDIN BIGSHOTS?
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT SPICE THAT MAKES INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL POSSIBLE SO YOU DIPSHITS CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TO ANOTHER SYSTEM.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
THE NUMBER IS FOUR.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
THIS IS LIKE A BUNCH OF FLEAS ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO SPELL “DOG.”
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
GREAT, PLANET EARTH IS SENDING US A TIN CAN OF SHIT. DELIGHTFUL.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT INVITED.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
THIS IS THE CORRECT ATTITUDE.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
AH, BLUESKY AFTER THE OSCARS, WHAT A DELIGHT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN’T A MAN TAKING CREDIT FOR THE DAY NAMED AFTER FRIGG, THE NORSE GODDESS OF MOTHERHOOD.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A FUN GAME YOU CAN PLAY IS READING KEN JENNINGS’ POSTS IN THE KEN JENNING VOICE BUT WITH A DRACULA ACCENT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
HIS MOTHER MADE THE HAT BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE HAT
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE HARD TO THE LEFT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
IF THE AMERICAN POPE DOES NOT CANONIZE DOLLY PARTON, WHY IS THERE EVEN AN AMERICAN POPE
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES WITH GUY FIERI, HUMAN.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
THEY BETTER BE NINJA CATS, BECAUSE FIRST THEY WILL HAVE TO GET PAST THE RACCOONS.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“OKAY COMMISSIONER GORDON, FIRST TURN ON THE BAT SIGNAL, AND IF I’M NOT THERE IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES, USE THE PHONE TO CALL ME.”
THE BAT SIGNAL CONNECTED TO THE BATPHONE.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF HUBRIS COMING FROM A BACTERIA RIDDEN SHITHOLE RUN BY ELON MUSK.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
TAKE HEED, PLANET EARTH.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
don't know who needs to hear this, but do not fuck with the Moon
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BUT WHO MAKES THE LAWS, SEAN?
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
CORRECT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
CORRECT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
CORRECT.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO?
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Time person of the year cover for 2025
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 06/11/2025
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
The moon. Maybe a Super Moon.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.
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