The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18hSHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, COWARD. 041
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A CLASSIC TALE OF FORBIDDEN LOVE. 060
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026REMEMBER, EARTHLINGS: LOOK, BUT DO NOT TOUCH. 022
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME. 0174
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026PLANET EARTH, YOUR GREATEST HUMAN HAS DIED. YOU HAVE A SHORT WINDOW TO CANONIZE HER AS A SAINT FOR ALL TIME. DO NOT FUCK IT UP. 0329
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026YOU MUST FIRST OBTAIN THE APPROPRIATE PERMITS. 0133
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. 171
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026static.klipy.comTrent Reznor's Karsonogenic Side Eye MemeAlt: A NANTUCKETER VIBING IN HIS GRIMNESS AND SHAGGINESS 030
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026GODSPEED, YOUNG LADY. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES. 1206
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK TOIL, TOIL LOOKS LIKE. 114310
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026RACCOONS ARE THE THIRD SEXIEST MAMMAL. THIS IS BASED ON VIBES ALONE. 152
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT. 0288
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS. 1207
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026YOU ACTUALLY CAN DROP A MIC IN SPACE BUT IT’S A DC 20 SLEIGHT OF HAND CHECK. 051
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026WE ARE NOT *MADE* OF CHEESE. WE *MAKE* CHEESE. IT IS A HOBBY. 060
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026WHY IS IT “THE INTERNET” BUT NOT “THE AI” HUH LINKEDIN BIGSHOTS? 030
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT SPICE THAT MAKES INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL POSSIBLE SO YOU DIPSHITS CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TO ANOTHER SYSTEM. 0120
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026THIS IS LIKE A BUNCH OF FLEAS ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO SPELL “DOG.” 052
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026GREAT, PLANET EARTH IS SENDING US A TIN CAN OF SHIT. DELIGHTFUL. 090
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT INVITED. 181
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026THIS IS THE CORRECT ATTITUDE. 1186
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026AH, BLUESKY AFTER THE OSCARS, WHAT A DELIGHT. 010
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN’T A MAN TAKING CREDIT FOR THE DAY NAMED AFTER FRIGG, THE NORSE GODDESS OF MOTHERHOOD. 0111
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A FUN GAME YOU CAN PLAY IS READING KEN JENNINGS’ POSTS IN THE KEN JENNING VOICE BUT WITH A DRACULA ACCENT. 040
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026HIS MOTHER MADE THE HAT BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE HAT 090
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE HARD TO THE LEFT. 070
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026IF THE AMERICAN POPE DOES NOT CANONIZE DOLLY PARTON, WHY IS THERE EVEN AN AMERICAN POPE 0202
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK. 020
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026THEY BETTER BE NINJA CATS, BECAUSE FIRST THEY WILL HAVE TO GET PAST THE RACCOONS. 173
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026“OKAY COMMISSIONER GORDON, FIRST TURN ON THE BAT SIGNAL, AND IF I’M NOT THERE IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES, USE THE PHONE TO CALL ME.” 030
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF HUBRIS COMING FROM A BACTERIA RIDDEN SHITHOLE RUN BY ELON MUSK. 0113
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026TAKE HEED, PLANET EARTH. 0234
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the Moonhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026don't know who needs to hear this, but do not fuck with the Moon 2752657
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026BUT WHO MAKES THE LAWS, SEAN? 062
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO? 000
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE? 240
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the MoonThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork 860238604349
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. 021
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the MoonWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 06/11/2025Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace. 11752104
The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS. 081