WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Doing a handstand while experiencing diarrhea. Guess I'm back on my ball shit. 000
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Hate it when you mix up the toothpaste for hemorrhoid cream, then unrelated almost shear your balls off on a salmon ladder. 000
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 23/11/2024That's a nice castle you got! Do the parapets match the gates? 281
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I don't always drink hot coffee. But when I do, go fuck yourself. 0132
Reposted by WJ Reidash @ashhull.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Hey with the intention of eating half your pizza. 14455113
Reposted by WJ ReidElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 01/09/2024tired af - never had to live this long before 12979245
Reposted by WJ ReidElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 11/08/2024isn't even in the top 3 worst things the Corps did to me 151
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 11/08/2024It's okay to lie about having an Olympic gold medal for your own personal gain and general trickery. 061
Reposted by WJ ReidElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 11/08/20245 eggs, a slab of red meat, a sizeable chunk of cheddar cheese makes the post-hard-workout body glow (I eat mostly veggies & fruit in other meals) 011
Reposted by WJ ReidMcMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 30/07/2024Ever heard someone shit themselves with embarrassment but not because they shit themselves.. I provoke that 011
Reposted by WJ ReidElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 30/07/2024I can't believe I ever wanted to live forever 14014
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 10/07/2024Just had my annual check up. Doc says I have the balls of an angel. 1125
Reposted by WJ ReidZacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 09/07/2024Make a movie cheesier: Cheddar by the Dozen 041
Reposted by WJ ReidElectric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 06/07/2024going to tell women I have a cyberdick 031
Reposted by WJ ReidBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/06/2024they keep using the word “ancillary” at work & I’m kinda getting pissed about it 23519
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 07/06/2024Julius Ceasar loved burnt custard. Before Senate he'd often eat two brûlée. 053
Reposted by WJ ReidMcMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 04/06/2024This is the only job I’ve had that doesn’t reward hard work with more work. Kinda nice but not sure what to do with my hands now. Oh..lookie there never mind 021
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 05/06/2024Julius Ceasar loved burnt custard. Before senate meetings he'd often eat two brûlée. 000
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 04/06/2024Someday I'd like to travel to eastern Canada and see the void in Ontario 042
Reposted by WJ ReidMcMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 30/05/2024They’re all Tame Impala’s until you’re the one Impaled 032
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 12/05/2024Had an eye test the other day. Optometrist had me read a bunch of different sized letters. That's when I realized this mf can't spell. 031
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Never had a soup of the day. Can't stand the taste of du jour. 084
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 08/05/2024Lando Calrissian is the Baron of Cloud City. His name should've been Skydo. 021
WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 03/05/2024I was going to do a joke about an exoskeleton. But it's not really my strong suit. 010
Reposted by WJ ReidJymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 03/05/2024A Fistful of Dongs 032
