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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

It’s “represent a seven-gauge” this is a fundamental principle of stand-your-ground era southern law

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Actually, why not the New Yorker. But yeah.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Never forget www.scannedfashionworld.com/2023/11/camp...

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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.

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WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated

Even without the AI generated bottom half, he’s still a degenerate fatass though

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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.

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Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

It’s kind of like how Irish people refer to the pope as His Holiness and Brits refer to the same as that daft wanker in a benders titfer

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

My British slang knowledge is entirely from reading old NMEs, Streets LPs, 90s indie flicks and the occasional Mayfair so just tell me: is it pronounced “shite” like “height”? Or is it just an amusing way of misspelling for print…

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Let me guess, instead of using a debit card at the grocery store they paid by

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WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

Hey moon you old af you’re almost completely grey 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵

An unrepentant flagophile forcing himself on a less than five-year-old flag, while also wearing a pin which identifies him to other degenerate flag-fuckers

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

The subway masturbator lobby has really dropped the ball on this one!

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

I appreciate that this recipe gives the chef a specific instruction to recover

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

Lived in Los Angeles for 13+ years and not once did a grocery store have every single thing I wanted or needed in stock. It just became a way of life to go to two stores if you wanted bread AND eggs AND that one cereal.

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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!

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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2…

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

a fictional character you would give an invite code to

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/06/2023

Does Dr. Jazz have an opening next Thursday anytime after 11

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/06/2023

This is fair. There is a place in New Orleans that puts crawfish etouffee on dogs as a topping, weird but it works. Also asian slaw (in the kraut family but spicy/sweet, not sour). 🌭

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/06/2023

Chili dogs can be amazing, most people drown the dog in chili. Don’t do that!

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 19/06/2023

OK but spaghetti is still not a sandwich. Except for meatball sandwiches, those are sandwiches. And also spaghetti sandwiches are sandwiches. Shit, you got me

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 17/06/2023

Crust ain’t gonna stuff itself

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-l…

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Twitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...

Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means."

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

With Aaron Paul as Dr. Watson. Every episode the writers make it seem like Cranston is gonna say “elementary” or Watson is gonna say “bitch” but they never do 😹😹

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

Gotta keep billionaires and job creators strapped securely to the crumpliest and least survivable parts of the aircraft!

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 13/06/2023

ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers

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