Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!" 1155687
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Was hanging out at my desk while my kid scrolled YouTube shorts on the couch and his video said "Name a country bigger than Djibouti" and we both simultaneously said "Djyer mom's booty" and then cackled for 5 minutes To think some people have to pay hundreds of dollars to prove their kid is theirs. 0123
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently River Falls can still fix me. 030
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026More like "Nopening Acts," amirite? (Pretend it's a couple days ago) 081
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene @luckymud.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026Boosting this because extra funds from this ask are what made our new-to-us van possible, and this is still the best place to send funds for the next person who needs help up here!❤️🔥gofundme.comDonate to Help Our Vulnerable Neighbor Get A Reliable Car, organized by Alison RohlyUpdate - You all are amazing, we never anticipated more than doubling our… Alison Rohly needs your support for Help Our Vulnerable Neighbor Get A Reliable Car 087
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene @luckymud.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026A neighborhood group gifted my family a van!!! BUT we need to pay title fees etc, a couple months of insurance, and it needs new tires. 500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!! $LuckyMud DM for Paypal or Venmo! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 42814
Reposted by Fergalicious Jeffinitionhammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this 229102481830
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can't believe it's been a whole day since the one year anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in September. 000
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene @luckymud.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026Make a band edible The Bean-52s 5698
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So, I popped a couple of spokes on the rear wheel of my aventon soltera 2 bike, which I depend on for getting around and also to get to plasma and make my doordash pittance. 110
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You know what? Fuck it, shooting my shot. If you want to pay somebody to farm supplies for you, DMs are open. Let me know what game, platform, and price. Tell your friends. 4143
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How do I get a side gig where I log into someone's survival RPG server and just chop wood for them? I'm a slut for chopping wood. 131
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tech Company: At long last, we have created the race track from the classic "The State" sketch "Porcupine Racetrack" 010
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionFergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open. 142
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A little throwback to the dawn of the dotcom bubble. youtu.be/NWIlScfHwOU?...youtu.beDillon-Edwards Investments - Saturday Night LiveYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This joke reminds me of my favorite inept bank robber story, which is when the robber handed the teller a note on the back of a deposit slip from a different bank and she told him he had to fill one out for that bank and get back in line and by the time he got back the cops had come. 020
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Why is Into The Spider verse so bloody quiet? 010
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Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionSable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Make a band bigger: The Curaga 32971258
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Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In the land of Mordor where the sun don't shine 021
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026“If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as eyes and a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head” — Capt. Sean Barbabella theonion.comWhite House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto CantaloupeWASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t... 201323134
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026“While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions have a quiet majesty, they are actually just stinky, slippery wet dogs with fins that are mediocre at best” — David Attenborough theonion.comDavid Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of SealsLONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating... 351496157
Reposted by Fergalicious Jeffinitionaric @aghastronaut.com · 21/08/2026Todd: I'm going to call you "the Monsters." The Monsters: The fuck you are, Big Head. 3366
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionAdam Solove @asolove.myatproto.social · 08/08/2026Had to be done 210028
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Called in a favor and got the week off work, and my kid has a mini-week at his school. It's been a long time of me feeling like Sisyphus must have right before he dropped the rock, but even after the first day life feels so much more doable. 021
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open. 142
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionCrow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026I think about this a lot. 7895092494
Reposted by Fergalicious Jeffinitiondave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160223697
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Have you ever wanted to wanted to watch a show where a gigantic slab of a man has Patrick Jane's detective skills and Amos Burton's personality? Boy, have we got the show for you. 030
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I just started watching Reacher with my wife. This place is going to be spoiler city for a while innit. 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Rewatching "Reacher" in anticipation of new "Reacher" and I just. I just love that giant murderhobo so much you guys. 010
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionBen Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The 11yo requested that we make Spam musubi this week. I must be doing something right. 0237
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl. 251469168
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I have got to stop banging my knobby little ankle bones on everything I walk past. 000
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Every once in a while I remember that the courts legally found Kash Patel to be googly-eyed and start laughing all over again. 000
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wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigp33v7gupoohsytslpfqafvqrstdmn76z7yqstzk5vc4a5yoimia)
