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Ben Tallen

@bentallen.bsky.social
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Actor/Writer/MNUFC Fan/occasional Farker. Excited to spend the next 3-6 months on this platform until the next one comes along. He/him

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 2h
In the US, it means the Torment Nexus. Which they then throw you in to for non-payment of your bill.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Salted Nut Roll tells you what it is. They don’t call it the Bingly Wango Bar or something. They respect you and expect the same in return. You want a show? You want clowns? Then join the circus. We got engines to fix, goddammit.
Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll in a red wrapper.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No candy company is a failure that has friends.
The ending of It's a Wonderful Life when everyone is giving money to George Bailey. The Pearson's Candy logo is covering George's face.
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Victor Stefanescu @vstef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scoop: A group of local investors including a longtime former owner is making a play to save Pearson’s Candy, a beloved Minnesota confectioner slated to halt production this week. www.startribune.com/pearsons-can...
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As Pearson’s Candy crafts its last Salted Nut Roll, local investors make a play
A group including former co-owner Larry Hassler is trying to convince the confectioner’s private equity owner to sell.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rain, party of scattered showers, your Minneapolis is waiting. Please proceed to the city limits.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone stuck a gummy bear to the skyway glass and now OH GOD THERE'S A GIANT GUMMY MONSTER IN THE STREET.
A gummy bear stuck to a window with a second floor view of Hennepin Avenue in the background, looking south from 8th Street.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The main thing I know about Bari Weiss is that she was at the forefront of propaganda effort to justify the murder of my neighbors by the United States
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Keenum fella seems like a pretty good quarterback.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gosh, lotta coaches with poor records getting let go lately...
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This morning I thought the window in my study was really dirty but then I realized it was just foggy out. Then the fog cleared and I realized my window is really dirty.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"DOS Santos? En esta economía?!" -LAFC, probably
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have concerns about Kyler Murray playing the position of quarterback. #Vikings
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What specific steps will @mnufc.com take this off-season to turn this club around? Until a convincing answer is forthcoming, I just don't see a reason to spend any money to support this team.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Callender once again parries the ball directly to an attacking player. *shrug* #MNUFC
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Queen Missile
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but you should be putting up your Halloween decorations this weekend.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wisconsin gift shops be like, "Oh, going to explore a cave? You prolly need booze." (At Crystal Cave.)
A cooler of alcoholic drinks including New Glarus beer, Mike's hard lemonade, and wine. It is in the gift shop at Crystal Cave in Wisconsin.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Awoo?
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. I want to audition for shows. 2. I've found shows to audition for! 3. Now I have to actually sit down and memorize audition monologues/sides.
A pink ghost-type dude saying "oh no". Cartoon by Alex Norris.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I actually have a couple of auditions lined up! I'd practically forgotten that was a thing I can do.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Mom, can we go catch a concert at The Turf Club?" "We have The Turf Club at home." The Turf Club at home:
A sign for "Turf Club at SPS Tower". The outdoor patio area of that building in downtown Minneapolis.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woooowoowowoowoowoo
A post it note with Professor Zoidberg drawn on it, holding up a dollar bill saying, "One art, please."
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NJB/North Minneapolis They/Them @knittingdyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skipping this ballot question is equivalent to a NO vote. PLEASE vote YES! It will cost taxpayers NOTHING to increase school funding, and do nothing to the state budget. Please read! voteyesmnstudents.org
voteyesmnstudents.org
Vote Yes: Boost Funding for Minnesota Public Schools
Vote Yes for a constitutional amendment to boost Minnesota public school funding without raising taxes, benefiting every student statewide.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gas station bon mot pills?
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying what's in the quoted post.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Puerto Rico became a state do you think Republicans would throw a hissy fit about adopting the new 51 star flag?
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Both of the opponents the #Vikings have faced had very Vikingish games. We somehow infected them with Vikingsitis.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The universe has reiterated today that I do not deserve nice things. As such I am in no way surprised at the way this game is going. #MNUFC
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My bike was stolen from my garage today. I'll watch the #MNUFC match, that will cheer me u- oh.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welp. Someone broke into our garage and stole our bikes.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look we all know that 1986 is incredibly different from 2006, but come on, 2006 and 2026 are pretty much the same. In both years there's Internet and musicians I don't know.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey, has anyone else noticed that our species is hopelessly defective?
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have we tried offering the horrors six weeks of paid vacation plus dental to stop them from persisting?
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MINNEAPOLIS MENTIO- oh wait. Nevermind.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
See? I'm eating healthy! This is only 40% of the recommended serving size.
Two snack size Reese's Take 5 chocolates.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DIE U MAH
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will steal $5000 from anyone who votes for me if I win this.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Columbo really does do a lot of illegal searches.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The October lineup at the Parkway is fantastic. Some I'd take the 11yo to, some the missus, some just me. Spooky season is upon us!
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Challah is go!
A loaf of challah on a cooling rack in my kitchen.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Forgive me, but I think I need to watch Murder By Death again soon.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good, cheap lunch in downtown Minneapolis? Bonus if it won't make me shit my whole ass from food poisoning I suppose.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look, alls I'm sayin' is they've made some impressive advances in android technology lately and "Mitch" here isn't doing a whole lot in this video.
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Teal & Purple, official color scheme of the 90s @tealandpurple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As if loving and supporting our trans brothers and sisters wasn't reason enough, pastel pink and blue is also the Official Color Scheme of the 1980s 🧁
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took a half day because I feel like crap. Now I'm in bed in the dark, dog lying next to me, rain hitting the windows, watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm starting to think these allergy pills have lost some of their efficacy.
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