Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 2hIn the US, it means the Torment Nexus. Which they then throw you in to for non-payment of your bill. 030
Reposted by Ben TallenWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw. 1639369
Reposted by Ben TallenJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Salted Nut Roll tells you what it is. They don’t call it the Bingly Wango Bar or something. They respect you and expect the same in return. You want a show? You want clowns? Then join the circus. We got engines to fix, goddammit. 4614
Reposted by Ben TallenVictor Stefanescu @vstef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Scoop: A group of local investors including a longtime former owner is making a play to save Pearson’s Candy, a beloved Minnesota confectioner slated to halt production this week. www.startribune.com/pearsons-can...startribune.comAs Pearson’s Candy crafts its last Salted Nut Roll, local investors make a playA group including former co-owner Larry Hassler is trying to convince the confectioner’s private equity owner to sell. 26917
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rain, party of scattered showers, your Minneapolis is waiting. Please proceed to the city limits. 140
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone stuck a gummy bear to the skyway glass and now OH GOD THERE'S A GIANT GUMMY MONSTER IN THE STREET. 1364
Reposted by Ben TallenSHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The main thing I know about Bari Weiss is that she was at the forefront of propaganda effort to justify the murder of my neighbors by the United States 1248
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This Keenum fella seems like a pretty good quarterback. 000
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gosh, lotta coaches with poor records getting let go lately... 000
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This morning I thought the window in my study was really dirty but then I realized it was just foggy out. Then the fog cleared and I realized my window is really dirty. 080
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have concerns about Kyler Murray playing the position of quarterback. #Vikings 070
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What specific steps will @mnufc.com take this off-season to turn this club around? Until a convincing answer is forthcoming, I just don't see a reason to spend any money to support this team. 120
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Callender once again parries the ball directly to an attacking player. *shrug* #MNUFC 010
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but you should be putting up your Halloween decorations this weekend. 041
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wisconsin gift shops be like, "Oh, going to explore a cave? You prolly need booze." (At Crystal Cave.) 050
Reposted by Ben TallenAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong. 21188063851
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/20261. I want to audition for shows. 2. I've found shows to audition for! 3. Now I have to actually sit down and memorize audition monologues/sides. 060
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I actually have a couple of auditions lined up! I'd practically forgotten that was a thing I can do. 040
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Mom, can we go catch a concert at The Turf Club?" "We have The Turf Club at home." The Turf Club at home: 040
Reposted by Ben TallenNJB/North Minneapolis They/Them @knittingdyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Skipping this ballot question is equivalent to a NO vote. PLEASE vote YES! It will cost taxpayers NOTHING to increase school funding, and do nothing to the state budget. Please read! voteyesmnstudents.orgvoteyesmnstudents.orgVote Yes: Boost Funding for Minnesota Public SchoolsVote Yes for a constitutional amendment to boost Minnesota public school funding without raising taxes, benefiting every student statewide. 03521
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If Puerto Rico became a state do you think Republicans would throw a hissy fit about adopting the new 51 star flag? 200
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Both of the opponents the #Vikings have faced had very Vikingish games. We somehow infected them with Vikingsitis. 040
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The universe has reiterated today that I do not deserve nice things. As such I am in no way surprised at the way this game is going. #MNUFC 000
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My bike was stolen from my garage today. I'll watch the #MNUFC match, that will cheer me u- oh. 142
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Welp. Someone broke into our garage and stole our bikes. 640
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Look we all know that 1986 is incredibly different from 2006, but come on, 2006 and 2026 are pretty much the same. In both years there's Internet and musicians I don't know. 080
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey, has anyone else noticed that our species is hopelessly defective? 040
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Have we tried offering the horrors six weeks of paid vacation plus dental to stop them from persisting? 0131
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026See? I'm eating healthy! This is only 40% of the recommended serving size. 0101
Reposted by Ben TallenShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185253412
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I will steal $5000 from anyone who votes for me if I win this. 072
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The October lineup at the Parkway is fantastic. Some I'd take the 11yo to, some the missus, some just me. Spooky season is upon us! 030
Reposted by Ben TallenIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Forgive me, but I think I need to watch Murder By Death again soon. 230
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Good, cheap lunch in downtown Minneapolis? Bonus if it won't make me shit my whole ass from food poisoning I suppose. 330
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Look, alls I'm sayin' is they've made some impressive advances in android technology lately and "Mitch" here isn't doing a whole lot in this video. 000
Reposted by Ben TallenTeal & Purple, official color scheme of the 90s @tealandpurple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026As if loving and supporting our trans brothers and sisters wasn't reason enough, pastel pink and blue is also the Official Color Scheme of the 1980s 🧁 083
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Took a half day because I feel like crap. Now I'm in bed in the dark, dog lying next to me, rain hitting the windows, watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. 250
Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm starting to think these allergy pills have lost some of their efficacy. 020