Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I haven't seen "Digger" so I don't really know if it's that bad, but I do find myself wondering if the world really even needed a prequel to "Holes." 020
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Song For Phil Daoust" (Tim Minchin) 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Apparently sergeant tried to flag them as swatting victims but his captain said he didn't want to get complacent and refused to put them on the list. That captain's name? You guessed it... FRANK STALLONE! 010
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't know how people who have committed murder and got away with it handle life going forward. I couldn't. In 2023 I wore a cream short dress with big pink flowers on it to a wedding and literally one stranger said "wearing white to wedding?!" and I haven't been the same since. 01308
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In retrospect. Donating plasma and getting my Covid Shot on the same day may not have been my wisest decision ever. 070
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What has two thumbs and is freshly protected from severe infection by the Sars-Cov-2 virus? 051
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I haven't really gotten too far into it but so far it's like someone slapped a Dune reskin on Conan Exiles 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think it's simultaneously more and less MMO than FO76. It's very survival RPG with some multiplayer mechanics. 110
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Anyone else on that Dune: Awakening shit? Looking for a server that's not full of dicks. 121
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So glad that was in the pre-smartphone era 010
Reposted by Fergalicious Jeffinition(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That 781208250
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!" 1156389
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Was hanging out at my desk while my kid scrolled YouTube shorts on the couch and his video said "Name a country bigger than Djibouti" and we both simultaneously said "Djyer mom's booty" and then cackled for 5 minutes To think some people have to pay hundreds of dollars to prove their kid is theirs. 0123
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently River Falls can still fix me. 030
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Respect. I loved it but to each their own. 000
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have you played the first Control? It starts out as an acceptable, if mid, 3rd person shooter but within a couple hours you're flying around throwing filing cabinets and chunks of floor at the bad guys while occasionally taking calls from Shy Ronnie on your brainphone, and it's a sublime experience. 100
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sorry, I realized halfway through my comment that you didn't mean Ground Zero where the towers used to be but finished it anyway. 110
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Probably would have been less fun there a week ago. 100
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026More like "Nopening Acts," amirite? (Pretend it's a couple days ago) 081
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene O'Ween @luckymud.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026Boosting this because extra funds from this ask are what made our new-to-us van possible, and this is still the best place to send funds for the next person who needs help up here!❤️🔥gofundme.comDonate to Help Our Vulnerable Neighbor Get A Reliable Car, organized by Alison RohlyUpdate - You all are amazing, we never anticipated more than doubling our… Alison Rohly needs your support for Help Our Vulnerable Neighbor Get A Reliable Car 087
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene O'Ween @luckymud.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026A neighborhood group gifted my family a van!!! BUT we need to pay title fees etc, a couple months of insurance, and it needs new tires. 500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!! $LuckyMud DM for Paypal or Venmo! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 42814
Reposted by Fergalicious Jeffinitionhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this 233103191846
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A "factoid" is a piece of information that isn't correct but people think it is because it's repeated so often. Ironically, that includes the definition of "factoid" as a small piece of information. Those examples could count? 110
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can't believe it's been a whole day since the one year anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in September. 000
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionJene O'Ween @luckymud.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026Make a band edible The Bean-52s 5698
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm pretty sure I could do the work myself but I cannot for the life of me figure out the spoke length. Can anybody help me, or recommend a shop that could do it for less than the $80 I was quoted? 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So, I popped a couple of spokes on the rear wheel of my aventon soltera 2 bike, which I depend on for getting around and also to get to plasma and make my doordash pittance. 110
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In my dreams, like 10 bucks an hour (but i feel like that would be too much for most people so would gladly hear counteroffers) or a per item fee of a few cents per depending on the game and the difficulty of the region. 000
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Doordashing on my bike comes out to less than $5.00/hr some nights so I'm a pretty cheap date apparently. 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You know what? Fuck it, shooting my shot. If you want to pay somebody to farm supplies for you, DMs are open. Let me know what game, platform, and price. Tell your friends. 4143
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I should just throw it up on Fiverr and see what happens 010
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How do I get a side gig where I log into someone's survival RPG server and just chop wood for them? I'm a slut for chopping wood. 131
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tech Company: At long last, we have created the race track from the classic "The State" sketch "Porcupine Racetrack" 010
Reposted by Fergalicious JeffinitionFergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open. 142
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've heard it referring to both thingsstatic.klipy.comHeard WaysAlt: A GIF of Shawn Spencer saying "I've heard it with ways" 020
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A little throwback to the dawn of the dotcom bubble. youtu.be/NWIlScfHwOU?...youtu.beDillon-Edwards Investments - Saturday Night LiveYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It was a very demure awoo this month. 020
Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This joke reminds me of my favorite inept bank robber story, which is when the robber handed the teller a note on the back of a deposit slip from a different bank and she told him he had to fill one out for that bank and get back in line and by the time he got back the cops had come. 020
