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The Technocratic Union

@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
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Celebrating over 700 years of protecting reality from those who would warp it, and humanity from that which would eat it. Posts subject to memetic degradation Procedures. (run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative) [parody] #ttrpg

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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 13h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Count von Count from Sesame Street
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The constant refrain of the lawbreaker.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You were in a taxi this week with a girl who had fang implants and a tail, and you didn't immediately think "Oh, it's a demon," but "She had surgical modifications and implants through a process explainable in scientific terms" Tell us again how we're losing. #TeamTechnocracy
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
//The Storyteller system was the first I ran across that effectively prioritized story and character development over combat and stat growth. It blew my freaking mind.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To whomever put this up in the break room: Not funny. You're going to get us all sent for Processing. And while we're at it, this is why we don't sign contracts with EDEs without explicit authorization from the Ivory Tower.
The caption "It's not Nephandic, it's just sufficiently advanced science" above two comic panels. 1: A man in a lab coat points at a contract and says "
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is an astoundingly bad idea.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Syndicate commodified and monetized Autumn.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have to share this one with the Progenitors
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some of these things manage to be introduced to the consensus with little issue, others require further tinkering in the lab and social engineering in the wider world in order to avoid various statistical inevitabilities.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of course, Star Trek was an inspiration to Technocrats in every Convention, from Progenitor exobiologists to Iteration X cyberneticists. Even the Syndicate, though more as an early example of modern fandom as it relates to franchise loyalty and tie-in merchandising.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can always tell which Void Engineers were inspired to get into the field by Star Trek, because they're simultaneously the easiest to get along with on the job and the hardest to talk to about anything outside the job.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A modest yet charming offering from Iteration X, a Convention that has intentionally cultivated a reputation for being neither modest nor charming. www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk
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British Lawnmower Museum
Welcome to the British Lawnmower Museum. Enter the fascinating world of this internationally famous Museum and have a unique experience. View some of our selected exhibits, see our services and look a...
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some really good atmospheric stuff for Mage and VtM, especially scenes or chronicles taking place around the late 60s-mid 70s when this type of music was being used in a lot of genre movies.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
very excited to see this man in this article
List of inventors killed by their own invention

This is a list of people whose deaths were in some manner caused by or directly related to a product, process, procedure, or other technological innovation that they invented or designed.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Through subsidiaries, yes. They also collect them.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's also the only way to have a ghost of a chance that when things inevitably go sideways, we'll find out in time to fix the mess.
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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
After listening to thoughtful feedback, the identification form has been adjusted. Please select your preferred pronoun: - Uint32 -Uint64
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Humanity itself does, under our benevolent guidance.
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Buddy Toledo @jessefuchs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if there’s a stronger urge on social media than finding a high-minded reason that it’s fine and maybe even heroic for you, personally, to suck, I haven’t located it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/08/2026
what "socialism" means to most low-info voters at this point is "that nice handsome lad in new york city" good luck with that
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of my earliest takes on Musk after getting to know more about his beliefs and stated goals was that he was one of those guys I knew who read a *lot* of Heinlein in high school and college, and missed the point entirely.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Johnson: this is a game about rabbits in waistcoats Johnson: the most british of all genres Johnson: not to be confused with its related but distinct American genre Johnson: possums in overalls
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
In Vampire: the Masquerade, vampires can gain the powers of other vampires by drinking their blood and souls, a process known as diablerie. In the Nintendo games, beloved pink sphere Kirby likewise gains the powers of his enemies by eating them. implying Kirby is a diablerist. In this essay I will
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
//News from GenCon is that we can expect a 6e Mage (I suppose that M20 counts as the 5e now) at some point in the future. As long as the Technocracy can still be played, and done so in shades of gray, then I'm happy. As the Sabbat will once again be playable in Vampire 6e, I hold out hope
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Perhaps you identified with his tendency to be his own worst enemy at the times of his greatest successes?
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Absolute drivel. It would take a centuries-old conspiracy of scientists, engineers, and sociologists to even put together a framework for the infrastructure required for such a thing, and it would have to have been planned from the first sale of the first phone. Ridiculous.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had a joke about Hercules, but it was labored.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If this Jimothy thing is something that managed to escape from one of our constructs, there will be some VERY pointed questions being asked of certain Progenitors around the Seattle area.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We're going to let you in on a little secret: We care very little about RDs who mostly keep to themselves and do their little spells only in front of others who are already in the know. Much like with one's genitals, it's when you whip out your wand in public that we're going to have problems.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trofim Denisovich Lysenko, known in our circle as "Exhibit A as to why you don't put a Son of Ether in charge of things'
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𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢 | COMMS OPEN @cromsferatu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Dante The K9 @dantethek9.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cookie monster on a news set with John Oliver, saying "Whoa, me no believe it." and touching his ear like he's just gotten breaking news
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Say what you like about the tenets of Friend Computerism; at least it's an ethos.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"I had a bad experience with a doctor so instead of getting a second opinion like a normal person would I went straight to a herb that has painkilling properties but unknown risks and side effects" is what we're hearing here.
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FRINGE QUEST @fringequest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Historic Photographs: Admiral William H.P. Blandy and his wife cut into a mushroom cloud cake, celebrating the 1946 atomic tests on Bikini Atoll.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good, it's working. The amount of effort and resources required to banish a character from all media in the present day to the point that they never existed isn't something we'd care to expend twice.
A picture of the Mystery, Inc. gang from Scooby-Doo with the following text above and below it:

TOP: every time I look at the mystery gang I have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing, but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them.

BOTTOM? logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. that's the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timelihe and our collective memory as a species.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Don't do any of this.
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Lisa Jarvis @lisamjarvis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
An extraordinary cancer stat recently just dropped: zero. That’s how many UK women in their early 20s died from cervical cancer between 2020-24. My latest @opinion.bloomberg.com is on 20 years of HPV vaccines--& how the US could better maximize the potential of this critical public health tool (🎁):
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The US Could Eliminate Cervical Cancer. What’s the Holdup?
An extraordinary cancer statistic recently dropped in a major medical journal: zero.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Useful
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A very flawed paper that anti-vaxxers use to support the false conclusion that vaccines cause autism was retracted last week because of “concerns about methodology…and conclusions”. Of course RFK Jr. in his role as HHS Secretary is now demanding an explanation. Here it is: the data are shite.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We're going to have to have a talk with The Syndicate regarding their new campaign.
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Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Let’s Hear It For Boo York
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yes, people have been known to do this with their clones. There's no prohibition between consenting adults. It's considered unseemly and a bit icky though, if not utterly narcissistic. But yes, cloneboning is a thing.
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane
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