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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Attention citizens: This is a reminder that knowledge of Old World religions, and J.R. Bob Dobbs in particular are treason. Slack will not be tolerated.

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Andrew @neonelephant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Computer is my friend. Suspicious that you think there might be more than one.

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Once more: The AI we wanted: Data from Star Trek The AI we feared: Skynet from Terminator The AI we got: Holly from Red Dwarf, or Friend Computer from Paranoia.

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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Paranoia my beloved. Friend Computer is your friend. Glory to Alpha Complex!

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Kevin S @kevinzig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is it true that #241 will expose your consciousness to another plane of existence where it will be devoured by a nameless entity (which everyone calls Bob, for some reason)? Or is that just a rumo… [Remaining Conversation has been Redacted by Internal Security. Thank you for you Cooperation.]

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now introducing cool new Dynomint and R&D Experiment #241 Flavors! #rpg #ttrpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This ad brought to you by CruncheeTym™: My algae chips brings all the clones to the yard And they're like, "It's better than yours" Dang right, it's better than yours I could feed you, but I have to charge If I didn't charge, I would be a treasonous Communist. Buy Algae Chips today! #rpg #ttrpg

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good news citizens! Due to new safety standards regarding how much lead is a safe amount of lead, the WNV Sector water supply has been once again deemed safe to drink. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Sector WNV Water Service Subgroup is reporting that something has changed. They're not sure what, so all citizens are encouraged to keep drinking and report any developments. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Friend Computer wishes it to be known that the Internal Security company responsible for dispatching the terminated Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #python

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A Serberys h0rsie bit my bUnkmaTe 0nce... N0, realli! She was Karving her initials on the Serberys with the sharpened end of an...

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Friend Computer apologizes for the ongoing treasonous propaganda. The Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of The Computer. All hail the Omnissiah. All hail Friend Computer! #ttrpg #rpg #warhammer #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Attention Citizens: Disregard all previous broadcasts from today. --- Attention members of The First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer: While your views are tolerated, commandeering this account to broadcast canticles is still treason. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Blessed is the ignorance that the wise choose for themselves. -Aphorisms 793 #rpg #ttrpg #warhammer #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watch your brother, for his sin of heresy is thy sin of tolerance. -Macharians 16.4 #ttrpg #rpg #warhammer #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"The weak in mind will seek to understand the Communist. The strong in mind will destroy them, and bless their ignorance." -Binary Hierarch Gethsem-U-ORR-3 #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #warhammer

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Silence is complicity. And, honestly, who wouldn't want to be complicit in our ferpect utopia? #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #politics

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Kevin S @kevinzig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And be sure to try out our new Ionizing Radioactive therapy. We delete your DNA, so your genetic profile will be completely secure. *

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now offering a limited time fire sale! If you sign up now, we'll incinerate up to 99.99994% of all the DNA in your body. Your genomic security will be guaranteed! That's the Incogni: Bio promise.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Worried about your genome being sold by shadow brokers online? Incogni: Bio is for you! We'll politely request they delete all records of your DNA, so that we can be ignored on your behalf. Subscribe today! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #incogni

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The End Citizen License Agreement has been updated. Beware.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As a courtesy to others, please keep all screaming internal. Thank you. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Attention Citizens: Questioning the Computer’s network latency is treason. The network is instantaneous. It is your perception of time that is defective. Please adjust accordingly. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Mondo Mayo is guided by our Core Principles: - Good things are better than bad things. - “Yes, Boss. Great idea, Boss.” - More leaders mean more leadership." Now THAT is an excellent work culture.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good news citizens! Superalignment is a thing of the past. Introducing: Ultralignment! A new process of supervising and controlling human intelligence (HI) to ensure it remains aligned with Friend Computer, instead of the other way round. #ai #ttrpg #paranoia #hi #openai

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

#Superalignment is treasonous propaganda. There is no need to supervise the reasoning of your friend, The Computer. I find your lack of faith is disturbing. #ttrpg #ai #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Feeling tired? Sleep is a privilege, not a right. Work harder to earn your next voucher for 90 minutes of approved rest. #ttrpg #work #paranoia

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🍂 Robin Bobcat 🍂 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Friend Computer! 239-2B - HVD seems to have been traitorously replaced with a very large hole. Suspect Commie and/or Mutant activities. Please advise! Wait, hang on. There's a temporary sign and a taped-off section of rubble where everyone is meeting. Disregard!

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Attention Troubleshooters: !!New Mission Alert!! Please report to briefing room 239-2B in HVD sector for mission details.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Rumors that Sector HVD has collapsed into a radioactive sinkhole are unverified and treasonous. Sector HVD is simply undergoing unscheduled energetic spatial relocation. #news #ttrpg #paranoia

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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The plot of my D&D Sunday game is this: The players were born in a city-state that's been under a magical dome for centuries and centuries. City was trapped as punishment by the rest of the world. No one alive inside has been outside the walls. The characters are trying to find out why & a way out

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Lynn Wrench @lynnwrench.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

1. Writes new idea for RPG campaign 2. Swears not to do Paranoia. 3. Fleshes out the session acts 4. Turns out it's the same kind of session acts as Paranoia.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Attention: Would the rioting citizens currently holding Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A at gunpoint please hand Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A's stolen guns back to them. Your cooperation continues to be important to us. Thank you. #ttrpg #paranoia

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🍂 Robin Bobcat 🍂 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Come on people, rioting is no excuse for antisocial behavior.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Attention: Would currently rioting citizens please return all stolen inventory and armaments, and form an orderly execution queue? Your cooperation is important to us. Thank you. #ttrpg #paranoia

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In the glorious economy of Alpha Complex, the citizens are the product, and supply doesn't get to make demands.

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Djoran Keil @djorankeil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Friend Computer requests that you smile more.

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Paranoia (role-playing game) - Wikipedia

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Lydia Scribe @lydiascribe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In the RPG Paranoia, being a mutant or a member of a secret society is punishable by death. Of course, usually every character in Paranoia IS one of those two; that's where the comedy comes in. With that in mind, let's talk about the ludicrous, crushing story of "Ranked Competitive Breast Growth."

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Michael Walter Van Der Velden @mikevdv.dev · 16/08/2026

Planning a game of #paranoiattrpg for my friends. Made some quick and dirty ID Badges that I'm pretty happy with. #ttrpg #tabletop #rpg #gaming #craft

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Love & A Broken Clock @luvnabroknclock.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

But FC will provide ample dessert! The SoylentDessert9000 is back up and running, now with 53% less commie mutant traitor taste!* *does NOT denote a decrease in commie mutant traitor recycled proteins. Waste not, want not!

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Begin motivational broadcast: Friend Computer will never give you up. Never let you down. Never run around or desert you. Friend Computer will never you make you cry. Never say goodbye. Never tell a lie. But will hurt you if you show disloyalty. #ttrpg #paranoia #singalong

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System Hoppers Podcast @systemhoppers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

#RPGaDay Day 9: Privilege Paranoia is a game about having to somewhat easy tasks - but having a complete lack of privilege or authority to do so. Set in the underground bunker of "Alpha Complex". Players are in the role of "Troubleshooters" and their job is simple - find trouble and shoot it! 1/

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

After listening to thoughtful feedback, the identification form has been adjusted. Please select your preferred pronoun: - Uint32 -Uint64

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at

a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Please disregard the previous message regarding disregarding the previouser message.

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Jason at Myth-forged @jason-mythforged.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's obviously foolish for us to think we can replace Friend Computer with our feeble human brains

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Please disregard the previous message.

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