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The Technocratic Union

@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
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Celebrating over 700 years of protecting reality from those who would warp it, and humanity from that which would eat it. Posts subject to memetic degradation Procedures. (run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative) [parody] #ttrpg

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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Officially, none of you exist.
Mr. Banks from Mary Poppins saying "With due respect, there's no such thing as you!"
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Count von Count from Sesame Street
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To whomever put this up in the break room: Not funny. You're going to get us all sent for Processing. And while we're at it, this is why we don't sign contracts with EDEs without explicit authorization from the Ivory Tower.
The caption "It's not Nephandic, it's just sufficiently advanced science" above two comic panels. 1: A man in a lab coat points at a contract and says "
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coordinates?
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i.imgflip.com/b17thn.jpg
A picture of Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development with the caption "earlier that day" and the dialogue "I don't care for Venture"
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We will admit to something of an existential crisis upon first seeing this:
The account of Satyros Phil Brucato showing that he follows the Technocratic Union account
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trofim Denisovich Lysenko, known in our circle as "Exhibit A as to why you don't put a Son of Ether in charge of things'
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good, it's working. The amount of effort and resources required to banish a character from all media in the present day to the point that they never existed isn't something we'd care to expend twice.
A picture of the Mystery, Inc. gang from Scooby-Doo with the following text above and below it:

TOP: every time I look at the mystery gang I have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing, but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them.

BOTTOM? logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. that's the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timelihe and our collective memory as a species.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am the eye in the sky looking at you I can read your mind I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools I can cheat you blind
Photo of a satellite in orbit around Earth.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Memo to Construct members: Do NOT run the dishwasher instructions through the memetic degeneration process.
Sign reading "Gentle reminder please DO NOT put the spoon far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like."
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*angelic chorus by Enya or Enigma or some shit. Kazoo solo if neither are available*
JOSHUA NORTON EMPEROR OF THESE UNITED STATES AND PROTECTOR OF MEXICO. KNEEL BEFORE HIS AWESOME MAJESTY.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
MAURAUDER TAKEOVER WELCOME TO STATION RADIO ACTIVE WITH ZOOM ZOOM KABOOM seeelllllffffffiiiiiieeeee
A Blue Meanie licking a flower. YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah, PsychOps gets freaky like that.
Although they typically wear black garb themselves, PsychOps
dress for the occasion: sometimes white (to better show the
blood), sometimes bright red, and at times when this might seem
the most unnerving approach for their victim, nothing at all.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
News used to be better.
Kermit the Frog dressed in a trenchcoat, wearing a trilby, and holding a microphone as he interviews a Muppet horse.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me
John Kennedy riding in a motorcade in Dallas with a target superimposed on his head.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A still from the show 30 Rock showing the character Liz Lemon with the word 'blerg' next to her face.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Least eccentric Etherites
Doctor Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker standing behind a flaming plate of unidentified food.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The title screen of the TV show Twin Peaks with the title replaced with the words "Mystical Copaganda"
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I get my news from a reliable source...
All the young dudes
carry the news
boogaloo dudes
carry the news

-david bowie
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Somebody's been messing with temporal physics, and that someone needs to clean up their mess before the Pan-Dimensional Corps and their Chrononauts have to get involved. I'm looking at you, Virtual Adepts.
A transistor radio and earpiece next to mid-century packaging labeled "Internet All Transistor Radio" and a warranty card for the device.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🎶The boys in the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay, And the bells were ringing out On Christmas Day🎶
Silhouettes of three NYPD cops with the Statue of Liberty in the background
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Happy Hanukkah to all who observe and celebrate.
A multicolored electric menorah
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
A retro logo of the Pep Boys, Manny, Moe, and Jack.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Have you been letting an Ecstatic talk you into trying one of their special brownies again?
A picture of a well-dressed man (Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock) saying to a woman (Liz Lemon from the same show) "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//Yet another is 24. The late 90s were full of this stuff, and once 2001 rolled around, the market for it exploded (if you'll forgive the term).
Special Agent Jack Bauer boldly exercises his 2nd amendment rights in a shootout on a city street, no doubt on his way to violate every other Constitutional amendment in order to track down and eliminate a terrorist threat.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//Another is Alias.
Jennifer Garner stares at you from over her shoulder. The title "Alias" is splashed across the bottom of the picture.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//There's a couple of shows that gave me the "Factions within an existing conspiracy fighting each other" idea. One is Nikita.
The title Nikita above three people, one a woman in a short red skirt sitting in an armchair. She's flanked by a scowling man on her left and a serious-looking woman who has turned her hips just enough so that you can see her behind on her right.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//The show Warehouse 13 is basically a primer in how to run a good-guy Technocracy campaign, where the idea that maybe it isn't a good idea to have all of this magic stuff just be out there is taken as a given.
Four suited individuals (One older man to the left, one younger woman to the right, and one younger woman and younger man in the middle) stand and look very seriously in various off-camera directions.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert J. Shea was a major influence on my understanding of paradigms and how they work, as were other books by Robert Anton Wilson in particular.
Three dolphins jump over a black pyramid. The black pyramid has a prominent eye against a cosmic background, and sits on a black and white chessboard pattern. The title reads "The Illuminatus! Trilogy"  by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. The Eye In The Pyramid. The Golden Apple. Leviathan.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Technocracy Reloaded is a worthy follow-up to the original, and I like the post-Anomaly progressive angle. I'm mostly going with the "Dimensional Anomaly happened but recently started clearing" take, as well as variants on a couple of the story hooks.
The cover of Technocracy Reloaded, showing black-suited agents in a crater. One squats down and works with a high-tech device while the other two stand back to back providing cover for her with the giant science fiction B.F.G.s they're holding.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
//Here's just a few of the influences on my take on the Technocracy in general and the character behind this account in particular. First and most obviously is Mage's Guide To The Technocracy, simply my favorite ttrpg sourcebook of all time. (more on that in the following post)
.The cover of Guide To The Technocracy, featuring a stylized man in a black hat and black suit whose tie seems to reach snakelike towards the viewer. x
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It's all in how you wear it. #ttrpg #worldofdarkness #mta #NWO #TeamTechnocracy
The Blues Brothers seated on the hood of their Bluesmobile, wearing their signature ensemble of black hat, black tie, black trousers, and sunglasses.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It's all in how you wear it. #ttrpg #NWO #Mage #WorldofDarkness #TeamTechnocracy
A man wearing a black suit and sunglasses (Marcello Mastroianni in the film Eight and a Half) stands looking off to the side and smoking a cigarette.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Can't you see that you're not making the Celestial Chorus better? You're making the Virtual Adepts worse!"
A picture of Hank Hill angrily lecturing a long-haired Christian rock guitarist as Bobby Hill stands behind his father.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
The famed "Pale Blue Dot" photo of Earth as taken by the Voyager One spacecraft from a distance of 6 billion kilometers from Earth, showing Earth as a miniscule pale dot against a sea of darkness.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Get a Mage and some spirits and no one is having a good one.
Open-mouthed goofy looking man seemingly levitating a glass of beer.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
A child stands next to a telescope, looking at the stars against a blue and violet night sky.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Mr. Burns from The Simpson looking towards the heavens and crying "They never harmed a soul. They never had a chance."
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Andy's notoriously camera-shy (a trait we heartily approve of), but in case you should happen to run across more than one elderly man in a lab coat who seems to be emitting smoke, we do have one picture for identification: #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
Photo of a bearded man in a lab coat gesturing excitedly as he stares through a microscope.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Missy from Doctor Who holding a deadly weapon in a scene where she famously says "I won't kill you until you say something nice."
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I'm not sure what peanut butter has to do with it.
A jar of Jif extra crunchy peanut butter.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Could be worse. They at least seem to have something approaching a system of study, however warped and ridiculous it may be.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Tell me about it.
An image of a dark-haired vampire next to the words "Playable Clan: Tremere". The picture is from the Bloodlines 2 video game.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Good, because we're not trading it to you.
The Earth as seen from space.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
We're working on it. Once we know more about their condition, we might be able to find a cure for all of you that doesn't involve your actual destruction.
Scientists working in a laboratory.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
And they say that The Syndicate can't create art. #TeamTechnocracy #wod
A picture of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, a car shaped like a giant hot dog.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause it's bugger-all down here on Earth
Voyager I's "Pale Blue Dot" image of Earth, taken from a distance of approximately 4 billion miles.
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, of the speed of light, you know Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
A field of stars
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point We go 'round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe
The Milky Way galaxy as it appears from endless light years awa
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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars It's a hundred thousand light years side to side It bulges in the middle, six thousand light years thick But out by us, it's just a thousand light years wide
A rendering of the Milky Way galaxy from the outside.
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