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Jile 3G

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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
[ restaurant ] him: whats the wait for a table me: about 60 lbs him: no, how long me: sorry, about 4 feet across
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.
A tweet from Rep. Jason Crow reads: “This is a real headline. The world is laughing at us. The government is closed. Inflation is rising. Health care costs are increasing. But Trump is making AI memes dropping feces on Americans.” Below, a Mother Jones tweet is shown with the headline: “Top Republicans stand by president’s poop video.”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I have a dream… That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/08/2025
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If there’s one issue that requires a fair and balanced look at both sides, it’s gotta be *checks notes* slavery?
Headline saying Trump escalates attacks against Smithsonian
museums, says there's too much focus on 'how bad slavery was'
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The year is 2062. I am drinking during the day. “I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare. The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The Mother and Sister of the artist, by Berthe Morisot, 1870
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.” -Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
In 1996 Al Gore caught hell for making fund raising calls from a White House phone!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’m sure Trump’s new plan of allowing employers in certain industries to decide whether their workers will get deported or not will lead to lovely working conditions and fair wages.
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Human☮ @4humanunity.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
SEN: @ossoff.bsky.social: “WHO’S GETTING FIRED AT THE VA?” COLLINS: 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
theonion.com/every-trait-...
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
WOODBINE, NJ—Saying the man’s behavior and temperament had helped him excel in a difficult environment, sources confirmed Thursday that every trait disqualifying ICE agent Jake Clements from previous ...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They’re lying about Medicaid cuts. They’re lying about the deficit increase. They’re lying about what they accomplished in Iran. They lie about everything. It is just a nonstop torrent of lies intended to flood the zone with propaganda.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“U.S. Officials Concede They Don’t Know Whereabouts of Iran’s Uranium Stockpile” Mission accomplished! 🤦🏽‍♂️
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U.S. Officials Concede They Don’t Know Whereabouts of Iran’s Uranium Stockpile
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries. Always money for war.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
MAGA Friday: No new wars! MAGA Saturday: Ok bombings but no regime change! MAGA Sunday: There’s really no other solution than regime change.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, 📸 by me
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
LOOK AT THIS SHIT: ICE smashed someone’s windows, yanked them out, and then arrested the United States citizen who filmed it. That’s not “immigration enforcement.” This government is out here punishing witnesses. Fascism is HERE.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
And just like that, the ‘No New Wars’ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/06/2025
97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Suprematist Design for a Façade, by Vera Ermolaeva, 1920, 📸 by @kelcgrant
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Look what the kids got me for Father's Day. Hashtag blessed
A white coffee mug saying "statistically unlikely to be the best dad in the world"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
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Tor Ekeland @torekeland.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Eisenhower thought military parades made us look weak.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
That’s not what the military is supposed to do. That’s called a military coup.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
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Dale Ryder @kryton3298.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Healthcare for seniors is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. Food for hungry kids is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. A $45 military parade for a draft dodging felon *is* waste, fraud, and abuse. Paying the National Guard to attack US citizens *is* waste, fraud, and abuse.
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Lambo Goes Outside @lambo-goes-outside.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Isnt it great how when it comes to 2A the right loves to scream “sHaLL nOt bE inFriNgeD” even though modern weapons are NOTHING like the weapons available at the time it was written, but when it’s a black and white article, also with the words “shall not” they’re all like “yeah but it depends.”
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GrouchyMarkx @grouchymarkx.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Kash looks like a toddler in a high chair.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
When do we start winning?
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Tangomeister @tangomeister.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Reporter: Why is your blouse yellow? Leavitt: It's not yellow. The President says it's blue.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ah yes, rugged individualism, American style.
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wandering bear @belovedaunt.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
We’ve got a vertical poop!
Vertical POOP scorebug
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