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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 1h
There's gotta be a polite way to tell people when they spam Instagram stories too much.
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Paul Henricksen @heypaul.bsky.social · 18h
Has anyone suggested Jack Smith for the College GameDay celebrity guest picker yet?
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine Sen. Eric Schmitt R-MO thinking he had a 'gotcha' moment at a hearing with Jack Smith - "I think you've already perjured yourself" - and it turns out his staff doesn't know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes - unbelievable.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships
a cartoon image of Case Keenum, Nick Foles, Blake Bortles, and Tom Brady walking towards the Minnesota stadium
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too cute. Take the points.
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no Tank
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotify wrapped but baseball
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I beg soccer people in this country to stop trying to be like international club teams. What the hell is Atlanta City?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

8:06 PM . Sep 27, 2026 . 18.3K Views
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tough finish for Burrow, bad day for Allen…. LAWRENCE DARK HORSE MVP AGENDA WERE THRIVING
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Trevor Lawrence Touchdown Celebration
ALT: Trevor Lawrence Touchdown Celebration
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Team win. God’s football. Go Jaguars.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
For the first time since 2013, all 7 Florida FBS schools won on the same day.
FLORIDA FBS SWEEP
Week 4 College Football Results: Sunshine State Dominates
FLORIDA TEAM	MATCHUP	RESULT
	Miami	vs. Central Michigan	W, 52-3
	Florida Atlantic	@ UL Monroe	W, 45-17
	Florida State	vs. Central Arkansas	W, 34-7
	Florida	vs. Ole Miss	W, 52-28
	FIU	vs. Long Island University	W, 20-3
	UCF	vs. TCU	W, 21-13
	South Florida	@ Bowling Green	W, 14-6
Table: Sickos Committee | Data: @cfbfastR
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Gus Logue @guslogue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
zero attempts of 20+ air yards for Trevor Lawrence today, but he was still ripping it:
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jags are back
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jags Jags Jags
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Cade @sir-cade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Pablo Torre shows up with the reciepts...
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really wish Steven Spielberg would call @nicklutsko.bsky.social
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frame #73250 from S06 -E10 - Battle Sweetfish-629294
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting ready for the big Phoebe Bridgers concert tonight
it's that trent reznor screen grab where he's like "how are you tonight, having a good time? ready to party? have fun? well that was the last guys. wrong fucking band. we're here to have a bad time (synthesizer playing)"
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Glad to see Trump's gone full Louis XIV
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
!!!!
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Figured out why we lost
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whole team looked gassed in the second half.
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Duuuuuuuuvallllllllllllll
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jaguars? Jaguars.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when that spicy Thai lunch I had is keeping it right down the middle
Kirk Herbstreit sweating and red
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quintin Morris said not today lil man
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hook it to my veins. Emerson poll | 9/15-9/16 LV US Senate Kansas 2026 🟦Adam Hamilton 45% 🟥Roger Marshall 43% (incumbent) 🟨David C. Graham 4%
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Kansas 2026: Hamilton and Marshall in Tight Senate Race; Masterson Leads for Governor  - Emerson Polling
Economy top issue for voters A new Emerson College Polling/Nexstar Media poll finds 45% of…Full Release & Results
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
Trump looks at a placard that reads "Kennedy Center DEMOLITION" as he lands at Joint Base Andrews tonight (Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
pic of Trump through the plane window looking at a placardzoom in on placard where text is visible
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Excellent sir. Get a Democrat to win a US Senate election in Kansas. This is awesome.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we've reached a new milestone- the U.S. average diesel price has hit $6.301/gal while gasoline is up to $4.355/gal. I expect both of these to jump noticably over the next 48 hours. diesel could hit $6.60/gal in a few days, surpassing the inflation-adjusted peak seen in 2022.
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s goooooooooooo
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Brewers are NL Central champs for a fourth consecutive season. Believe this makes them only the 10th time a team has won 4+ consecutive division titles since MLB switched to the divisional format in 1969.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mets fans right now
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Something weirdly not noted in a lot of the coverage of the extortionate threats to murder the Kennedy Center unless it’s reimagined as a shrine to Trump: There was no dire fiscal crisis until Trump’s goombahs started mucking with it. Its finances were fine. projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/o...
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John F Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts - Nonprofit Explorer - ProPublica
Since 2013, the IRS has released data culled from millions of nonprofit tax filings. Use this database to find organizations and see details like their executive compensation, revenue and expenses, as...
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nate Cohn has risen. Election season is here. NYT/Siena poll | 9/8-9/13 (LV) Generic congressional ballot 2026 🟦Democratic 51% 🟥Republican 43% (Rounds to D+9) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Democrats Gain Midterms Edge as Trump Drags Down Republicans, Per Times/Siena Poll
Even some Republicans are losing faith in Trump’s economy, a New York Times/Siena poll found, and Democrats were favored on the top issues as the sprint to the midterms gets underway.
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a wheelchair, Sen. Mitch McConnell R-KY arrives on the Senate floor (upper left) for the first time since being injured in a fall back in June. He was greeted by Sen. Bernie Moreno R-OH and others on the Senate floor.
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The System @thesystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This was the lowest rated draft class right?
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zack @heymynameiszack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning winners! Happy Victory Monday to all my first place in the AFC South friends!
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the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Median Voter in November 2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what if Carrie Underwood is a vampire and that's why she has to wait all day for Sunday night
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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