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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Do it for them
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dying empire embroiled in a quagmire of its own making attempts outlandish conquest to restore faith
The
WHITE HOUSE
The White House *
@WhiteHouse
The goal is not just to reach the Moon, but to stay.
AMERICA WILL NEVER
GIVE UP THE MOON AGAIN.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
Screenshot of TikTok terms of service 

For Legal Reasons
We may share Information We Collect → to comply with the law, including to respond to subpoenas, court orders, legal process, law enforcement requests, legal claims, or government inquiries. We may also disclose Information We Collect → to enforce any terms applicable to the Services, and to protect and defend our rights, interests, safety, and security, and those of our affiliates, users, or the public.
Information You Provide may include sensitive personal information, as defined under applicable state privacy laws, such as information from users under the relevant age threshold, information you disclose in survey responses or in your user content about your racial or ethnic origin, national origin, religious beliefs, mental or physical health diagnosis, sexual life or sexual orientation, status as transgender or nonbinary, citizenship or immigration status, or financial information. For example, we may process your
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is such an important point. This family tried to follow the rules. The distinction is going to get more important when they start mass deporting the people whose TPS status Trump revoked. They’ll call them “illegal” too, even though they were here legally until Trump yanked the rug.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil." Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
not ICEkanda forever lmao omg
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
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Dikkii 🔱 @dikkii.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to: * 8 people shot * 5 of which were U.S. citizens * 2 died * no victims drew a weapon The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
wsj.com
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The white nationalism is unvarnished. These people are repellent
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 21/12/2025
minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/12/2025
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
you don't actually have to talk to these people
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fuckin rocking out
ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Neither Trump, nor half of his cabinet have “ancestors” who were in North America before the revolution. I’d guess that less than half of current US citizens do. “Your ancestors” is doing a lot of implicitly white Christian nationalist work here.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15/11/2025
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
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Republican Accountability @accountablegop.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Megyn Kelly in 2017: " If Roy Moore wants to go to the US Senate and he has a history of assaulting 14- and 16-year-old girls, it's a problem."
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/11/2025
Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The goddamn nerve of Jeff Bezos' newspaper to talk shit about raising the minimum wage at a moment when workers at Jeff Bezos' online superstore -- who are paid so little half of them in one study were on SNAP benefits -- are going hungry. The fucking arrogance.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23/08/2025
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
good morning! both parties are absolutely melting down. Dems are furious that Zohran won and all the races went their way so they actually have to do stuff. Republicans are furious bc they were supposed to have an unbeatable cultural mandate and they can’t even get a dog catcher elected. lol lmao
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I keep thinking about this and cracking up. girl what.
I felt like ... there would be more masculine men'
MAGA singles are searching for love in D.C. — and it's a challenge
lustration by Anna Lefkowitz/The Washington Post66
I felt like, being in conservative politics, there would be more, like, masculine men in the conservative movement ... and
I find that a lot of them aren't as masculine as I would have hoped."
Morgan Housley, 29, who moved to D.C. for her job in April
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Xi really is about to trade the delicious doorstop (buying a bunch of American soybeans) for the crummy, old danish (Taiwan) as Trump rushes for a quick fix to a problem he created in the first place and further erodes the American Empire’s soft power apparatus lol
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
12% of Americans will lose access to food resources when SNAP benefits expire in 8 days
@HHSGov;
Thank you, @POTUS!

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@FoxBusiness:
CANE COMEBACK: Coca-Cola has begun rolling out soda made with cane sugar nationwide in a 12-ounce, single-serve glass bottle, months after President Trump urged the company to bring back the ingr...
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/10/2025
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Dizzying how some of the biggest doofuses who skulked around the most feverish, fetid corners of the internet now whisper in the ears of the people who run the government. Ten years ago, Posobiec was an Infowars clown who was throwing out 1488s and parenthesizing Jews on Twitter.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2025
The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.
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Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 04/10/2025
Absolutely fascinating exchange on X between MAGA who support cops illegally brutalizing protesters and a self-described Christian conservative who objects.
Tweet: “In Donald Trump’s America, you can just bear mace shrill annoying women”

Attached is a video of an officer macing a woman unprovoked who was talking to him.Tweet thread in which “TexasZachisBack” argues that the cop was in the wrong for macing someone who posed no threat to him, while others say that the protester got what they deserved because they were disrupting the officers’ efforts to restore order.Tweet thread where otakugenarian argues that people like TexasZachisBack should only oppose the cops when “the other side” controls them but should support them when “our side controls them.”

TexasZachisBack insists he is a Christian conservative but doesn’t think police should abuse their power.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
As a conservative, I’ve always advocated for a government small enough that it could militarily occupy several American cities at the same time, against the stated wishes of local elected officials. It should also be small and nimble enough so that it can zip tie children together at 1AM.
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 04/10/2025
increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Surreal moment for America. Needless to say, if the normal police ever pulled something like this — pulling every single person out of an apartment building and handcuffing them to run warrant checks — they would be sued into oblivion. Yet ICE is going to get away with it entirely.
"It was scary, because I had never had a gun in my face," Fisher said. "They asked my name and my date of birth and asked me, did I have any warrants? And I told them, 'No, 'Ididn't."
Fisher said she was handcuffed before being released around 3 a.m., and she was told that if anyone had any kind of warrant out for them, even if it was unrelated to immigration, they would not be released.
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2025
Now I am not the biggest fan of copyright law but I do miss way back a couple years ago when doing this was illegal
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Diedrich Bader as Rex in Napoleon Dynamite in a black t-shirt, stars and stripes American flag pants, and a white and red star bandana.
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