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Aaron

@thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social
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I’m just here for a quiet evening scroll. Aquatic biologist, aquatic science education, fisheries policy, now teaching HS and MS biology. Kauai, HI

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We once respected the computer, but then in our arrogance we cast it aside in exchange for the phone. But now computer has its revenge
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time is a flat circle
Tiktaalik emerging from the water
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 03/07/2026
An 1861 Japanese woodblock print about the American Revolution. In this historically factual scene, famous American power soldier Benjamin Franklin hoists a 650lb canon to blast the British under the direction of the military genius General John Adams. archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/bunko1...
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Definitely Ator from Cave Dwellers. We share a love of standing up for the innocent and making DIY hang gliders
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Especially homelessness. It’s more cruel than medieval feudalism (in this one regard) - poor people were given land to live on and build whatever house they could afford.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Which is literally a more blatant value judgement than saying it will disrupt the lives of millions. It might not be risky at all? What political capital does trump even have to risk?? Who thinks this is “neutral”?
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 24/05/2026
Get in
Horse annihilator 
Free 
Door pickup
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The thing that bothers me about post-apocalyptic media is that the conditions created by the catastrophe are pretty similar to what humans have lived with for almost our entire history. No industrial society, no regional government, etc. Unless the catastrophe alters humans themselves (zombies)...
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Well, those boots were not made for walking
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/04/2026
Michael Brennan went tarps off for a shot at the Zurich Open in New Orleans then… OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#wormwednesday with the Island School 7th grade students!
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Just watched The Bone Temple. I loved 28 Years Later but idk how I feel about the follow up. Pacing was really bad, lots of scenes just dragged on and then blitzed thru the more meaningful moments. Sampson plot was very cool, but all the torture scenes were straight awful and no point really. Meh.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My 3 y.o. this morning: “Dad, if you look underwater, you’ll find the lost big foot, you have to snorkel and then you will see the lost blue and white big foot” I was very confused and was asking him about it and he just kept telling me that we need to go snorkeling to find big foot
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
pew pew
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Called it
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Comedy so pure, so perfect...
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I feel like if Tesla the company just disappeared, the stock would probably stay the same or go up. It's essentially a cryptocurrency at this point. Uncoupled from any earthly economics, it just serves as a store of value that as long no one blinks, it will remain that way.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
When do you think this building was designed? Quick, answer before you look at the bottom right corner!
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A musical masterpiece 6 years in the making
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is very important work but it also cracks me up because it's basically trying to figure out the best "free candy" sign for your kidnapper van. But for fish.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
$200 billion could fund the National Science Foundation for 20 years.
washingtonpost.com
Pentagon seeks more than $200 billion in budget request for Iran war
That figure would far surpass the costs of the U.S. airstrike campaign to date and aims to boost production of critical weapons depleted in the conflict, people familiar with the matter said.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It’s ironically very funny that scientists conducted a study showing scientists aren’t funny
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Is this the first smiley face??!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Estimated cost for five years of universal pre-k in the U.S. is about $175 billion.
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piecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Watching The Substance with headphones was a very bad idea
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cool cool, so we taxpayers paid huge markups to cover the tariffs, now the tariffs are gone and we're going to reimburse them? For what?? Where's my refund for literally every item at the grocery store increasing in price by $1-$5
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I really like this, I'm always trying to assess understanding/retention by interpreting faces and body language, but I'm often surprised on tests when many students seems to struggle with a concept I thought had been explained well. 🧪
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What the absolute fuck.
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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Please send me your favorite baby YouTube thumbnail posts, thanks.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wow. This is devastating. www.science.org/content/arti...
science.org
U.S. government has lost more than 10,000 STEM Ph.D.s since Trump took office
A Science analysis reveals how many were fired, retired, or quit across 14 agencies
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is brilliant.
Monk 1: What are you drawing? 
Monk 2: A poor soul being dragged to hell by demons 
Monk 1: Cool! And what are you planning to use as a border?
Monk 2: I'm thinking freshwater mussels.
Monk 1: That's really perfect
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Aaron @thesoupenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Do yourself a favor and follow this account
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/01/2026
centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Aside from the bad faith mischaracterization of their content here, this also messes up the chronology. The “woke” social movements of the 2010s were strongest from 2014-2020—so, mostly while Trump was in power. Covid killed them.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/01/2026
CONGRATS TO TEXAS STATE ON WINNING THE THANOS AWARD THEIR REGULAR SEASON WAS PERFECTLY BALANCED AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE.
THE THANOS AWARD
SICKOS.
COMMITTEE,
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YES!
TEXAS STATE 6-6
GREGULAR SEASOND
TEAMS THEY DEFEATED WENT 28-ЧY TEAMS THEY LOST TO WENT 44-28
A PERFEGTLY BALANGED
72-72 RECORD
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