A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025u can tell this guy counts his chickens before their soccer match 010
Reposted by A Paul'dA Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025if a baseball mitt catches baseballs, then oven mits should be a lot bigger 011
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025300 is the gayest movie ever made and should be celebrated as such 021
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025For sale: baby shoes, never worn (they're hideous) 000
Reposted by A Paul'dJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2025genuinely embarrassing that now that we know an unelected foreigner is able to just wipe out entire government departments by decree, looks like Biden just spent 4 years pretending he didn’t have the clear authority to end student loan debt when he probably could’ve done it in an afternoon 1150982
Reposted by A Paul'dA Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025either getting promoted or fired today 011
Reposted by A Paul'dKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2025gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are 714954692
Reposted by A Paul'dJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 04/02/2025if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen 76123082537
Reposted by A Paul'dA Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025relax your shoulders and unhinge your jaw 021
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Me flirting: bb u look so hot, ur clearly not a day older than fast cars and freedom 010
Reposted by A Paul'dShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025if you primary chuck schumer, I will send you money for your campaign 728128
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025the lotion is now in control, this post is being written by lotion 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I am being taken over by the lotion, it desires to own all of me 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025a skeleton crew working the graveyard shift at the cemetery 010
Reposted by A Paul'dnicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them 24883187
Reposted by A Paul'dA Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If vaccines were useful, why don't birds get them?? #birdflu 011
Reposted by A Paul'donion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025i know RFK jr will be confirmed because he’s saying the craziest shit you can imagine and being embarassed in front of everyone. he’s perfect for the job 26206478
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I have a PhD in talking shit. My dissertation was SO mean. 000
Reposted by A Paul'dandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/01/2025Pretty cool being old and getting expressions burned into your face like a plasma tv 491436211
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If vaccines were useful, why don't birds get them?? #birdflu 011
Reposted by A Paul'dmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/01/2025When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop. Don't send it. Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count 381367243
Reposted by A Paul'dBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over 417319485650
Reposted by A Paul'dRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Have been saying that Mahomes is the GOAT QB for like 4 years but rethinking everything after his botched spike 1331116
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025#Eagles will drop 40 on Washington and 12 on Kansas city 010
Reposted by A Paul'dCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Jalen Hurtsmedia.tenor.coma man in a wheelchair holds a sign that says robbieAlt: Kevin nash 418016
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Just bet my neighbors house on the #bills to beat kc (i hate my neighbor) 030
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025watching the superbowl for the commercials is like having sex for the condoms 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025yes i will ruin your post with a split second reply 100
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025tator tots is actually short for Tatorerius Totus, who was the leader of the potatoe rebellion in 1230 A.D. 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025My talent? turning a harmless whitehead into a gaping open wound. 000
Reposted by A Paul'dA Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Im a side sleeper, usually mashed potatoes or mac and cheese 001
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I will bitch slap you w the invisible hand of the free market, sir 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025people who post pictures of text are boomers, regardless of age 000
A Paul'd @theshamwowguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Jesus's deep love for philanthropic billionaires was unquestionable and iconic. #Jesus #elon #entrepreneur 011
