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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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cat! ✨🐈‍⬛ (kreepykulture) @kreepykulture.pink · 11/08/2026
posting gluetrap dobby everyday until morale improves
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
a judge has ruled this is the least standing anybody has ever had in any case in law history
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/07/2026
wait.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/07/2026
everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
“Look—for a voyage that long, you’d need 50 sausage, egg, and cheese croissants, at least,” said Matt Damon
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Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
BROOKLYN, NY—Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tu...
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Ian Kennedy @iankennedyck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
After a video featuring comments degrading to women's hockey surfaced involving USA Ball Hockey, both voices in the video, which according to sources is not an isolated sentiment within USA Ball Hockey, have now been identified: thehockeynews.com/womens/other...
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Second Member Of USA Ball Hockey's Leadership Identified In Sexist Remarks Toward USA's Women's National Team
USA Ball Hockey found itself embroiled in controversy following sexist remarks about the quality of USA's gold medal performance and the overall level of play in women's hockey. Both speakers in the v...
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therobottest.bsky.social @therobottest.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the article is a response to specific comments made by specific people that are, like it or not, reflective of a broader attitude in our society. it’s not accusing you personally of laughing at anything. accusing the author and women as a whole of “paranoia” re real comments is unhelpful
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therobottest.bsky.social @therobottest.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“never even heard of women’s hockey” and yet you still feel the need to weigh in
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/06/2026
The Dutch are spending their whole per diem at Dan Flashes
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
swanboy.com/comic/jackas...
Swan Boy
Panel one: Cassie (antelope girl in a metal band tank top) is talking to Swan Boy.
Cassie: "Hey I saw there's a new Jackass movie coming out next week. Did you maybe wanna go see it?"
Swan Boy: "Hell yeah!"
Cassie: "Cool! We can see it in 4-D. Maybe the seats will electrocute us or something!"

Panel two:
It's both of them in the frame now. Swan Boy is wearing a Rites of Spring shirt.
SB: "I'm excited! There's been a lot of chatter in the online Jackass community for this."
C: "Oh man, I haven't really engaged with Jackass since I was 15, what are they saying?"
SB: "Sort of an even split. Mainline Jackass fans are mostly talking about how good the boys are looking."

Panel three:
Half height panel. Just Swan Boy. He extends above the panel. He's shrugging in a way that I had to look at myself in a mirror to draw.
SB: "Meanwhile the CKY community is ready to present Johnny Knoxville's head on a platter like John the Baptist for Bam!"

Panel four:
Just Cassie in this panel. I could draw them smaller and fit both but fuck you.
C: "I feel like I've never heard you reference the New Testament. I thought you said you and your mom only went to church in the Sunday after 9/11"

Panel five:
Just Swan Boy. He looks happy. Not defensive.
SB: "I know about extra stuff when it comes to Jackass"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2026
Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies theonion.com/slipknot-orders-trump-…
Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
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eel, i @eliacugini.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...
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Casey Plett @caseyplett.com · 27/03/2026
Gentle reminder that for all us writers and aficionados of literature grapple with the mysteries of language, this is the best thing anyone has ever written.
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Official statement re: Dan Bongino
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026
i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 24/03/2026
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/03/2026
LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It is with a heavy heart I inform you an Eggplant has performed “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park on The Masked Singer, judges impressed (2026)
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy Bandcamp Friday, to all who celebrate bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
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Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/03/2026
oo ee oo i am making siren noises oh oh now i'm backwards santa claus
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
the greatest sentence ever composed
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Life, it never die,
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Products For Men (2023)
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Per multiple outlets, the US Women’s hockey team has declined the President’s invitation to the White House and SoU address. A spokesperson for USA hockey cited timing and prior commitments "They were honored to be included and are grateful for the acknowledgment” www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
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"We are sincerely grateful for the invitation extended to our gold medal-winning U.S.
Women's Hockey Team and deeply appreciate the recognition of their extraordinary achievement," a USA Hockey spokesperson said.
"Due to the timing and previously scheduled academic and professional commitments following the Games, the athletes are unable to participate."U.S. Women's Hockey Team declines Trump's invitation to the State of the Union
President Donald Trump invited the men's and women's hockey teams after both won gold medals in overtime games against Canada.

Image: the us women’s hockey team celebrates their win. Players are hugging, and are draped in American flags
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/02/2026
So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this is one of the best hockey games I've ever seen but I keep wondering: are any of these men's hockey players married or related to women that I've heard of? what is the US women's hockey team up to right now
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
if you love overtime women's hockey... the PWHL Finals last year went 4 games and featured 6 overtime periods
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it? GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham. NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
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