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Captain Lou

@captainlou.bsky.social

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Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 1h

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4h

We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill Liberty Biberty

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 16h

Get their asses, Ron Funches.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wait, they charged the victim???

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Vitello getting run in game 162 of a lost season is simply too on the nose.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going to sob, possibly uncontrollably, during Mike Krukow's last broadcast on Sunday

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Winless at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MHJ simply doesn't run his routes

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Reggie Miller

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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In hindsight, this was the start of the collapse

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is far worse than I imagined ktar.com/arizona-news...

Ex-Green beret who led ASU hockey workout reportedly had no contract - KTAR.com

The ex-Green Beret who led an outdoor workout that left an ASU hockey player hospitalized was reportedly not under contract with the university.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

During Super Bowl I, did the broadcast mention that it was the 25th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor a baker's dozen times during the telecast?

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Phil Braun had me howling

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What's an example of perfect casting?

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@jennylsq.bsky.social @josiahtracks.bsky.social The Indie 1.0 takeover weekend has been simply fantastic. Please make this an annual tradition. Between this and the all Halloween covers, you guys do special programming events so well.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hooo. Leee. Shit. @theonion.com

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Andrew Baggarly @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This needs to be the last MLB game that Doug Eddings ever works. Period. End of story.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The best Sonic Youth song is a Carpenters cover

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Serena still has an absolute howitzer of a backhand.

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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Incredibly elite bumper sticker

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I know I'm behind, but the Luther/Uncle Donald thing with It's Always Sunny just cracks me up

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Close your eyes and you hear 2001: A Space Oddessy

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Burning Man stopped being cool the year you first heard about it.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can't people are still denying kids water during athletic training in this day and age. sports.yahoo.com/articles/blu...

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Blues prospect Matthew Mayich has zero chance of recovery

Lawyer for the young NHL prospect says that ASU is 'not handling this responsibly'.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think it might be time to stop trotting out Ryan Walker. In fact, take him to a farm upstate

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The primary departure route out of SFO is known as TRUKN2 and its waypoints are Grateful Dead references.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Wo is a legend

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And the winner of the degenerate, MSG fueled taste-off is....... Coors Light!!!!

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

These initial estimates are an order of magnitude off. At least

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In your face, Space Coyote! I was saying Boo-urns. Everything's coming up Milhouse Get confident, stupid. Ahoy, hoy?

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Decided to name yesterday's canning efforts

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Snow Treasure. Fuck you Nazis

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton was the best of us

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was so cool and fearless that she played a brand new song at her Rock Hall induction. Who does that!!!!!

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I regret to inform you that the CheezIt Coors Light Beer Cheese flavor absolutely FUCK.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"York's Bang Gang" vaults to the top of the fantasy team name list.

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ALT: Bang Niners

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I would wear this into Levis

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Arrested for what now??? www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

49ers owner Jed York arrested

SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) — San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York pleaded no contest to criminal charges after being arrested on suspicion of engaging in prostitution in Ohio over the weekend, accord…

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My in-laws in Reno right now......

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America Hurricane: Flag Waving in Storm

ALT: America Hurricane: Flag Waving in Storm

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So, uh, west Reno is in big fucking trouble right now

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

LOFuckingL. This Giants team deserves all of this. Fuck them.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@shrimpalert.bsky.social The turd of a Giants bullpen might pull one off

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

To say the Giants bullpen is a steaming pile of shit would be a MASSIVE insult to steaming piles of shit everywhere

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

10/10 business name. No notes

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why did Wolfman have Charlie's phone number?????? And did Goose die from blunt force trauma, or did he drown??

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We making sauce