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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm having difficulty finding royalty-free images of King Charles and Queen Camilla

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And the good news is you can work at the FBI

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Since they're back in fashion, I hope when AI kills me it's with a fistful of quaaludes

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Check out my new channel where I strap the most annoying YouTubers to the roof of my car for my morning commute. It's called Driving Under The Influencers.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

For the first time in 15 years, Zooey plooped down right next to me in bed in a position that didn't require me to dislocate my shoulder to pet her. Small joys during dark times!

A calico cat on the top of a cat condo looking up at the ceiling

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lake America is where you go to drown in debt

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My friends used to make fun of me when I told them I always bring an airline food cart with me on first dates. Guess I got the last laugh

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

20 years ago this week, I had a personal bathroom attendant for a day. I hope he lived a long, fulfilling frog life doing what he loved most: keeping the sink clean, offering hand towels and supplying tasty mints

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Finally! I'm so tired of having to use fruit roll ups when I feel like a burger but more gelatinous

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Zooey says even though it's Monday, have a ball

Zooey, a cute calico cat lying on her side clutching a rainbow colored foam ball close to her mouth

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hey babe does the expanding universe make my ass look fat in these jeans?

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death Valley National Park

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Sometimes I see something crazy and I think to myself "well NOW I've seen everything" but then I realized I've never seen a dog in a scooter walking a human on a leash

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Why are all constipation medications "gentle"? I want something that'll kick the shit out of me

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Some welcome gloom after all the depressing sunshine every day

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Fuck these fucking fucks. How about you fuckers just stop harming children?

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I keep seeing articles that young men and boys are in crisis and I'm certainly sympathetic to that but at least their parents aren't naming them Murray, Elmer or Hyman anymore

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This booger did a wellness check on me and woke me up this morning at 4:15am because she's not used to me sleeping over 6 hours instead of my usual 4-5

An awesome calico cat lounging in the sun on top of a cat condo

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Never thought I'd see Drudge writing Dem campaign ads, but here we are

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Watched the latest Mission Impossible movie last night and it is so unrealistic. Like we're supposed to believe the greatest spy in the world that has saved billions of lives through death-defying acts is addicted to Botox?

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I used a semicolon in an email today so I'm pretty proud of myself

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I've been sober 6 years so I don't pass out under tables anymore

Calico cat sleeping under table with paw keeping nose warm

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Insect repellent but for the human pests that bug me

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Just e-filed my taxes. I really hope the thousand bucks I owe will help a billionaire in need

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Got a letter from the Pope about those Columbia House cassettes from 1982 I didn't pay for

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

There's a direct correlation between the times my bladder is about to explode and the times my brain forgets how to untie the drawstring on my sweatpants

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

There needs to be an app for where I put stuff

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Nice oil you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

This cheeky princess decided to sun herself on the dining room table for the first time in years and was perturbed I woke her up to document it

My chonky calico cat lounging on top of my table in the sun

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Just found out I was awarded the Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza Pizza Prize

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Even the not-so-early birds got some

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I would like pie better if it was just filled with brownies

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

One of the worst things about living in Florida besides everything is I'll never be able to walk outside and see a sky as colorful as the Northern Lights unless there's inbound ICBMs heading this way. Considering I live 30 minutes from Mar-A-Lago, this is a reasonable sacrifice

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

If I were a billionaire, I'd avoid politics at all costs and just cruise around the coast of Italy in my yacht with a bevy of beautiful overage women

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

What better start to a Monday than being woken up at 2:30am to the mellifluous sound of the cat horking up her last meal in my bed

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a woman on the moon

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

All you can eat worm buffet at my place. Come on over. You won't Egret it

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

How the mighty have fallen! Asleep

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

When the current inhabitant of the White House is either dead or out of office, whichever occurs first, we all deserve a Nobel Peace & Quiet Prize after what we've dealt with for over a decade

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Had some thunder yesterday but no rain so that's the last time I take meteorological advice from Stevie Nicks

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Release the Trumpstein files!

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

This is how I know my cat loves me

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The Emmys is my least favorite TV show about other TV shows

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

My bladder was about to burst this morning after my 3rd cup of coffee and as soon as I starting going, I actually said "oh lordy" out loud so I guess I have to start touring retirement homes

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

old dog: you young pups have it so easy, being pushed around in baby strollers. when I was a pup, we used to love walking, we'd even beg to go out for one young dog: ok grandpa. let's get you to your dog bed now

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

The Purge, but it’s a 12-hour period every July 5th when traumatized dogs and cats get to eat the faces of neighbors that set off fireworks the previous day

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I thought I was adopting a cat but it appears they gave me a bed hog

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